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Subject: Funniest rage message you've ever gotten thats related to Halo?

Answer me. Now.

  • 12.16.2011 4:09 AM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

"I hope you go to hell you c.unt."

This kid was mad because I absolutely demolished him. Then I said something about "Jesus Christ, you're retarded" to which he said, "Please don't take the lord's name in vain".

I told him I do what I want. He then sent me that message.

Not a very good Christian, huh?

  • 12.16.2011 4:15 AM PDT

I got betrayed in lolinfection when i was camping on that green thing in boardwalk. The guy said stop -blam!- ing hacking.


To which i replied "-blam!- you n00b burn in hell its a camping spot." Ive been told to stop using an aimbot a few times.

  • 12.16.2011 4:18 AM PDT

"If I close my eyes I can see
Someone laughing long ago with me
To this day I've held that right here
Cause you're still my most precious treasure."

"1v1 me or ill bann u noob"

Needless to say I told him to ban me. He then invited me many times and I owned him in a 1v1. Now he also said I was getting banned anyway. It has been 3 months now. I wonder what is taking him so long? [sarcasm]

  • 12.16.2011 4:35 AM PDT
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english is not my first language ;)

been here since 2006

my dad/friend/brother works for bungie/microsoft.

i get this message every month..

  • 12.16.2011 4:58 AM PDT
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A guy told me yesterday:
"You lost, even with your health mods. Suck it."

A: It was headhunter in multi-team, my team placed 3rd, his 2nd.
B: I don't play to win, just to kill everyone.
C: Health mods? As in, he almost had me dead, but I was near an actual health pack, So I used Evade to get to it, and used it to get my health and shields back, then killed him.

  • 12.16.2011 5:17 AM PDT

100% Australian.

My Connection
My House
My Pet

I was told I should go cut my throat and slash my wrists because I went 87-0 in a Hog Turret...

  • 12.16.2011 5:23 AM PDT

Posted by: ღMidnight Hawk2ღ
Everyone is entitled to their own wrong opinion.


I'm part of the Bungie.net Minecraft group/server called SeptaCrafters
We're a Bungie.net group that goes to our very own Bungie server. Most players are from the Halo community either off Bungie itself or through word to Halo friends.

I was playing Infection and some guy said I was using an aim bot because I was able to kill him with my shotgun.

HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

  • 12.16.2011 7:10 AM PDT
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"Nice aimbot, you absolute wanker."

  • 12.16.2011 7:12 AM PDT

Inheritor # 1,117 Overall via HaloCharts
Inheritor # 275 in United States


Posted by: Killing Spree
"Nice aimbot, you absolute wanker."
I lol'd

  • 12.16.2011 7:38 AM PDT
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Gotta love the British.

  • 12.16.2011 7:39 AM PDT

I don't remember any bad ones although I'm sure I've had some. The only one I remeber recently is "Stop hacking and die" After replying asking how being the better player is hacking the guy seemed to say do you want to look at tht clip again because I shotgunned you to the face, my guess is lag.

  • 12.16.2011 7:54 AM PDT

After a game of team slayer against a kid with three afk controllers obviously boosting, he sent all of us a message "you only won because you were hosting." Our thoughts were really? He only camped the air lift on countdown with the shotgun, sword, and armor lock, and thought he was going to win against one person actually going after him, and the rest of us hunting down the afks for assasinations.

Or maybe we just got trolled through gameplay.

  • 12.16.2011 8:04 AM PDT
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got a triple message from some 15 year olds about being reported for using an aimbot and an over shield glitch, because i landed 2 no score head shots and they couldnt hit me thought i had an extras shield or some bs, they were maaaad like screaming in the mic mad

  • 12.16.2011 8:35 AM PDT

Yeah what is an aim bot? I've never noticed a higher instance of specific players getting head shots over others by performance, so It seems strange to me that the aim bot complaint is so.prevelent.

I have played games in swat when at long range it was more difficult to miss than close range, but nothing special.

  • 12.16.2011 8:46 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

Ftom an irish dude. "If you want to keep your account, stop spawn killing in the next game you f****** wanker"

  • 12.16.2011 8:48 AM PDT

Played a game of team slayer a couple days ago against an inheritor and his 2 buddies. We spawned red on pinnacle, my brother and I both rushed top middle and shotgun. When mr. inheritor and his buddies came through the teleporter with rockets, we came down with a vengeance, killing all 4 players, thus taking rockets and their sniper, while our teammate had our sniper. With all power weapons controlled, we kept them at bay from the two towers, to the point that they virtually could not move and eventually all quit.

After the game, my brother and I both got the same message from the inheritor, that went something along these lines.......
RAGERAGERAGERAAAAAAAAAGE YOU -blam!- SUCK YOU CHEATERS!!!! RAAAAGE -blam!- STEALING ALL THE WEAPONS!!!! TAKE YOUR DMR AND PISTOL AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR -blam!-!!!! RAGE RAGE RAGE -blam!- -blam!- YOU HAVE A TINY DICKHOLE!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAGE (The screaming was then cut off by the 15 second message limit)

haha I hadn't laughed so hard in awhile :) game link below

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=87253 1932&player=The Yazzi

  • 12.16.2011 8:49 AM PDT

"You only got 43 kills because me and my team were barely even trying! You're not that good, you just try more than me."

To which I replied, "ur sexy <3"

  • 12.16.2011 9:24 AM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!

" You and your Mates were bloody lag switching all over the bloody map!! im reporting you and your sorry team"
thats what a british guy sent me

  • 12.16.2011 9:25 AM PDT

Really?? He was British?? I would have never guessed...

  • 12.16.2011 9:29 AM PDT


Posted by: Nephilim713
Ftom an irish dude. "If you want to keep your account, stop spawn killing in the next game you f****** wanker"


He hit it right on the doorknob huh? lol

  • 12.16.2011 10:25 AM PDT

From a "Bungie Employee" = This was after 343 took over, I destroyed his warthog on FF "You will be banned tomorrow, say bye to your account" This was months ago lol.

  • 12.16.2011 10:28 AM PDT

When I play with my Bro in rumble pit and we play as a team, I've got messages like "Nice try Booster". I love it and I love when people rage when I am one shot sprinting towards my bro and am being chased and lead them right into his hands with a shotty.

Teams in Rumble pit FTW!

God I love this game.

  • 12.16.2011 10:28 AM PDT

This:

"3 ~~~C=========================8"

I wonder what it is...

  • 12.16.2011 10:37 AM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

I kept killing this guy in Living Dead. Post-game was progressed by 3 messages.

1st: "you will be banned in 3 days for modding"

My reply was "come on then, ban me then."

2nd message: "you will be fined $20 for insulting Microsoft"

My reply: "First, prove that I did. Second, I don't have a credit card, a bank account and I'm not American. lolfail"

Which then proceeded with some 10 year old kid screaming down his mic calling me names. I lol'd.

  • 12.16.2011 10:48 AM PDT

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