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Subject: Funniest rage message you've ever gotten thats related to Halo?

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--Tea-baggers are funny, it's as if they think they are far more hetero than the people who do it in real life, because they use their e-ballsacks to do it. What a manly victory dance.
~ManBearPig_06~

I was on Prisoner with a sniper, had it for about 2 minutes (mostly using other weapons with it as secondary), and I see a guy spawn and just sit there. I wait for him to start moving, then pop him in the head instantly, because I thought it would be funnier if he wasn't afk.

He messages me after the game saying I am reported and will be banned, because, to quote, "I had the sniper rifle, went black screen, and came back being shot in the head with my rifle from across the map, have fun being banned for standbying". Found that pretty amusing.

[Edited on 12.16.2011 10:52 AM PST]

  • 12.16.2011 10:52 AM PDT

lolwut

It wasn't a message, but I made it to a good spot in infection Countdown and some 6 year old was staring at me screaming "HOW DID HE GET UP THERE!"

  • 12.16.2011 10:52 AM PDT

" Nice job in the tank you -blam!- ass mutha-blam!-!!!"

I ROFL'd hard.

  • 12.16.2011 12:26 PM PDT

:D

Messages

Film if you want to watch/look

  • 12.16.2011 1:02 PM PDT

i just started a group with some people so we can play together something like a clan

i got this message:
clan battle me now or else i will make sure that you will get banned because you clan is ****** stupid, if you say no i will hack your a** to.

i replied:
i blocked you
goodbye

  • 12.16.2011 1:08 PM PDT

"Science adjusts it's views, based on what's observed. Faith is the DENIAL of observation so that belief can be preserved."

The commercial that inspired my name:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpCrj9Ysyjo

Wizards Never Die

"Hey, can I have some s'mores? I assume you have plenty, with all the camping you guys just did."

Some friends and I were trolling some BK's with armor lock heheheh

  • 12.16.2011 1:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

I get life checks and "zomg u b hax0rs". That's about it...

  • 12.16.2011 1:19 PM PDT

Winner of the 2012 Lurker of the Year award.

I'm watching you.

In the middle of a game, someone from the opposing team messaged me accusing me of hacking because the game was being unusually laggy. My team ended up losing by about half the points and he messaged me back saying "sorry".

Yeah...

  • 12.16.2011 1:28 PM PDT

was playing team doubles, me and a friend vs. 2 randoms who were paired together in a party. i get 13 kills and my buddy gets 12 kills; on the other team they got 14 kills and 5 kills, guy with 14 messages me saying "no life" as if i was really good and thats why we won, we argue for like 10 min.; i send the last message saying "youre the one with no life since you got more kills than i did, and dont blame me, blame your friend who got 5 kills and died a lot he is the one who made you lose", he stopped replying after that

  • 12.16.2011 1:39 PM PDT

I had an inheritor firend. He kind of sucked. So after a game, some random guy from the other team sent me a message. So I read it, well listened to it. He said, "You guys suck. You friend sucks. Stop trying to defend him, you a$$h0le. You horrible, get off Reach, kid."

Funny part is that he lost. He had the lowest K/D. Plus, he sounded like a 12 year old.

  • 12.16.2011 1:43 PM PDT

Dies omnis est donum.

I played with some kid with verbal diarrhea who spent the entire game b**ching about "the other team must be using hacks", "if you'd just give me the rockets, you'd see how good I am", and "omg I am going to have so many assists; you all keep stealing my kills". We won the game, but the score breakdown was 18-15-14-3 with him having 3k, 1a, and 22d. After the game, I plugged in my mic and said "maybe if you spent less time b**ching and more time playing, you wouldn't suck so bad." He then spent the next HOUR sending me 10 second voice messages of pure rage about how he didn't suck and people like me ruin the game for everyone. The irony... lol.

[Edited on 12.16.2011 2:11 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2011 2:06 PM PDT

Some kid messaged me saying that my Gt was offensive and that we would ban me if I didn't change it.

  • 12.16.2011 3:09 PM PDT

Dies omnis est donum.


Posted by: Zarth111
Some kid messaged me saying that my Gt was offensive and that we would ban me if I didn't change it.

It was Tim Tebow...

  • 12.16.2011 3:25 PM PDT
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Posted by:MR E0S
Why is hypocrite spelled with an E at the end?
The I in crite is not pronounce as eye.

So, on the one hand I spell it out exactly as it should be.
You follow the standard set before you by fools who can't even get a handle on the rules of their own language.

I got an inheritor to call me a no life nerd.

  • 12.16.2011 3:26 PM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

Trolling in infection = lulz.

  • 12.16.2011 4:39 PM PDT
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2 inheritors called my friend and i who were eclipses at the time no-lives. yeah, we understand if they were lower ranked and called us that....but come on, seriously?

  • 12.16.2011 4:40 PM PDT

Mediocre Backpacker
56% W\L
2.86 k\d
3.18 DMR
7.29 God Magnum
7.79 Sniper
5.34 Needle Rifle

I got a rage message,after my team of randoms got beat up and down, from one of the guys on the full party team. He called me a try-hard nerd because I tried to avoid dying. They spawn trapped us for the second half of the game. I spent my time shottgunning his friends; oh gods the irony nearly killed me. BTB try-hard all the way!

  • 12.16.2011 9:33 PM PDT

To be honest, when I first saw all this in the weekly update I thought 2 things.
#1- there is an actual legendary ending but,
#2- No matter what anyone does,(kill all the bobs, hit all switches etc) that until the "time" mentioned in "There'll be another time..." is reached there won't be a legendary ending.

The weekly update by bungie has slowed my hardcore search for what unlocks the legendary ending.

Halo wars. Both kids have a one star scarab. They walk over to our cobra base. BANG BANG! Your team is victorious! They call us the noobs too.

  • 12.16.2011 9:37 PM PDT

spiral out

"You must be black, right? Only a [insert racial slur here] would play like that. Go back to Africa into slavery you piece of [excrement][fanny-hole][racial slur]"

  • 12.16.2011 9:42 PM PDT

To be honest, when I first saw all this in the weekly update I thought 2 things.
#1- there is an actual legendary ending but,
#2- No matter what anyone does,(kill all the bobs, hit all switches etc) that until the "time" mentioned in "There'll be another time..." is reached there won't be a legendary ending.

The weekly update by bungie has slowed my hardcore search for what unlocks the legendary ending.


Posted by: beastage1458
"You must be black, right? Only a [insert racial slur here] would play like that. Go back to Africa into slavery you piece of [excrement][fanny-hole][racial slur]"
sounds like a British guy. Was he?

  • 12.16.2011 9:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: mrhalo007

Posted by: beastage1458
"You must be black, right? Only a [insert racial slur here] would play like that. Go back to Africa into slavery you piece of [excrement][fanny-hole][racial slur]"
sounds like a British guy. Was he?

No, he sounded like an angsty 14-year-old american kid living in the suburbs.

  • 12.16.2011 9:51 PM PDT

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Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Some guy said "o hai" to me.

  • 12.16.2011 9:52 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

This guy ask me if I wanted to join a halo clan and I told him Im not interested . He then says F@#k you F@#king @$$hole.

  • 12.16.2011 9:53 PM PDT

I got a message calling me a f@**@t. Turns out I had destroyed him in infection.

Another time I was playing a good team slayer match on Zealot. I had tried to assasinate two people, but both kills were yoinked by the same guy. All I remember was that he was wearing an ODST helmet. So when I see a guy with an ODST helmet assinating someone right in front of me, I yoinked it. Of course, it wasn't the same guy and he shot at me the rest of the match, and was mumbling into his mic in a rather angry way.

  • 12.16.2011 10:12 PM PDT

spiral out

Actually I'm changing my mind, KSI clan invites are the most hilarious.

  • 12.16.2011 10:13 PM PDT

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