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Subject: Gorilla in the closet?
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Anyone else get the "bungie.net is currently offline and updating" page?

Just curious.

If so, get that hairy thing away from the web servers. Its never a good time to smell burnt gorilla hair, especially when its covered in alcohol filled sweat.

Thank you, that is all.

  • 05.08.2006 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Okay?

Yes I did get the update page.

  • 05.08.2006 7:28 PM PDT
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Thanks for letting me know I wasn't the only one.

If you don't get the "drunken gorilla in the closet" reference then...nevermind.

I'm not going to explain it to you. I'll just imagien Achronos banging on the door saying "you've been in there long enough, oh crap...someone help me, he's passed out again"

[Edited on 5/8/2006]

  • 05.08.2006 7:35 PM PDT
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For the THIRD time, he's no saint; you don't see him walking around with a HALO over his head.

  • 05.08.2006 7:43 PM PDT
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Thank god someone with a sense of humor showed up.

Rumor has it Toast shared a bottle of booze with the webmaster. Well by shared I mean the webmaster said "can I get a swig" Toast said "sure" and the webmaster walked off with it. But hey, bad things happens.

  • 05.08.2006 8:10 PM PDT

There's a gorilla in your mom's closet!

  • 05.09.2006 2:30 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: dmbfan09
There's a gorilla in your mom's closet!


More specifically, I think there's a gorilla inside your mom....

[Edited on 5/9/2006]

  • 05.09.2006 3:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmbfan09
There's a gorilla in your mom's closet!
What's your dad doing in his house?

And yeah, I got that message too.

  • 05.09.2006 3:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmbfan09
There's a gorilla in your mom's closet!


I suggest you call you dad's cell phone and advise him to run. I own an 8 gauge.

By the way, tell your mom thanks for over paying me.

  • 05.09.2006 10:45 AM PDT