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Subject: Possible New Site Addition?

So, recently I have noticed that many members have been making suggestions that they feel will benefit the web site itself and/or the Community as a whole. Personally, I think many of these are great ideas; they take a fair amount of effort to create and embellish into an actual suggestion. Today, I was stricken with a simply genius idea that I simply couldn't refrain from sharing.

Ladies and gentlemen, I propose: the Discipline Button. This puppy right here will, in essence, do something bad when clicked. What exactly it will do, I am not sure; I'm thinking perhaps it could randomly pick from a list of horrible alternatives -- the user who clicks will be stuck between many a Scylla and Charybdis. Only fools, and those who lack self-control, will click this button, and it will always result in an automatic 7-day ban (similar to the ban evasion auto-ban). Do you really want someone who cannot exercise the simplest form of self-control wandering these forums? I know I do not.

You see, this tool teaches self-discipline and obedience, as well as reinforces the user's desire to adhere properly to the rules. If one decides to rebel against what is sitting in front of them, then they clearly need to be disciplined, as building character is a prime feature of this site. These users benefit from the experience, in the end. They learn from their mistakes. They learn to listen to the rules, to the Mods, to the Admins. They learn obedience.

  • 12.16.2011 10:56 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Joke threads are getting old now :<

  • 12.16.2011 11:05 PM PDT

-blam!- THIS WAS MY FIRST ONE EVER
Posted by: Count Blinkula
Joke threads are getting old now :<

  • 12.16.2011 11:05 PM PDT
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I'm sorry, I stopped listening when I clicked the link and repeatedly clicked that shiny red button.

  • 12.16.2011 11:06 PM PDT

Devils Advocate

I loled. :D

  • 12.16.2011 11:08 PM PDT

Glad I could satisfy someone.
Posted by: Ionian
I loled. :D

  • 12.16.2011 11:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

OP, that button is broken. I keep pressing it, but it only zooms the picture in and out.

  • 12.16.2011 11:09 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Room is already taken

  • 12.16.2011 11:30 PM PDT

I know, I have that script, too. It'd go in between div.ctl00_forumSidebarPanel and div.scriptOptions.
Posted by: arch4ng13
Room is already taken

  • 12.16.2011 11:32 PM PDT

Posted by: MORTO_hi
OP, that button is broken. I keep pressing it, but it only zooms the picture in and out.

That's actually what the button does. It's very helpful.

  • 12.16.2011 11:41 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

That button would be too scared to do anything to me.

  • 12.17.2011 3:27 AM PDT

This is a better tool that teaches self-discipline and obedience as far as I'm concerned.

  • 12.17.2011 10:08 AM PDT

Best of random chance

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?!
Where'd you get it?
Posted by: ctjl96
I know, I have that script, too. It'd go in between div.ctl00_forumSidebarPanel and div.scriptOptions.
Posted by: arch4ng13
Room is already taken

  • 12.17.2011 10:18 AM PDT

It's a script available somewhere. I have to leave. Maybe someone else can give you a link while I'm gone.
Posted by: kashinfist
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?!
Where'd you get it?
Posted by: ctjl96
I know, I have that script, too. It'd go in between div.ctl00_forumSidebarPanel and div.scriptOptions.
Posted by: arch4ng13
Room is already taken

  • 12.17.2011 10:21 AM PDT

Wait, so members can just ban themselves?

  • 12.17.2011 10:46 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_


Posted by: kashinfist
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?!
Where'd you get it?

Right here The Moderator finder + Ustalk thread that is pinned

  • 12.17.2011 12:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

What if I accidently clicked it? D:

  • 12.17.2011 12:21 PM PDT
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Why are you reading my signature? Who actually opens these things and reads them!

And as always, SEND ME A PM. Please. Or really bad things will happen to you.

It doesn't fit with the theme of the site. But if it did fit with the theme no one would notice it.

  • 12.17.2011 12:22 PM PDT
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Do what I do, hold the click and drag your mouse off of the button.
Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
What if I accidently clicked it? D:

  • 12.17.2011 12:23 PM PDT
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Curiosity killed the cat.

  • 12.17.2011 12:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: arch4ng13
Room is already taken

Your MS Paint skills are extraordinary.

  • 12.17.2011 12:45 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_


Posted by: Xplode441
Posted by: arch4ng13
Room is already taken

Your MS Paint skills are extraordinary.

Kind of hard with a laptop track pad.

  • 12.17.2011 1:08 PM PDT

Key

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[Edited on 12.17.2011 1:15 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2011 1:14 PM PDT