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Subject: Infernus est Ultio

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I like meh flat cap.

  • 12.17.2011 10:25 AM PDT

Best of random chance

Notorious German political party!

  • 12.17.2011 10:26 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Gasp*

  • 12.17.2011 10:28 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*shoots with stylish german pistol*

  • 12.17.2011 10:30 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Dodges, reveals Notorious German Paramilitary Uniform*

  • 12.17.2011 10:31 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*feverishly self-services*

  • 12.17.2011 10:32 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Pulls out STG-44, unloads clip into Kash*

  • 12.17.2011 10:33 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*ejaculates bullets into Nuke's mouth*

  • 12.17.2011 10:33 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Pulls on Gas Mask before it hits, somehow deflects bullets like a boss*

  • 12.17.2011 10:37 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*bows in a monk-like manner and shines Nuke's shoes, while hands shake feverishly*

  • 12.17.2011 10:38 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Pulls out Walther P38, holds to Kash's head* Fetch me... A cookie. Chocolate Chip.

  • 12.17.2011 10:38 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*pulls cookie out of Nuke's ear*

  • 12.17.2011 10:40 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Falls down dead*

  • 12.17.2011 10:40 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*drags Nuke's body into closet, comes out hours later with no pants*

  • 12.17.2011 10:41 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Walks into room* What the hell? *Opens closet, sees fake body*

  • 12.17.2011 10:42 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*fake body may or may not be desecrated*

  • 12.17.2011 10:42 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Opens up Bible of Pie* THE POWER OF PIE COMPELS YOU!

  • 12.17.2011 10:43 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*Kash turns to pie*

  • 12.17.2011 10:44 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Pulls out Fork*

  • 12.17.2011 10:45 AM PDT

Best of random chance

*sees that pie has genitals*

  • 12.17.2011 10:45 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Walks away slowly*

  • 12.17.2011 10:46 AM PDT

Best of random chance


Posted by: MrNuke
*feverishly shoves pie in mouth*

  • 12.17.2011 10:46 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Decides whether or not to give Kash the title "Pie with 'Clans' in Abusement Park*

  • 12.17.2011 10:47 AM PDT

Best of random chance

I swear on my left cheek (I don't mean my face) I will end you if you do!

  • 12.17.2011 10:48 AM PDT

Best of random chance

YOU BLOODY BASTARD!

  • 12.17.2011 10:49 AM PDT