Stupid ass washing machine...
OP never got over seeing Dumbo as a kid.
But seriously dude, check your attitude. The title, for starters, is all-caps and thus against the rules. It's also written in probably the rudest way possible. Stop insulting everybody - didn't your momma tell you to treat others the way you wish to be treated? Unless you want to be treated like an irate 12 year old spastic who's too -blam!- dumb to work out a simple Forge trick even though there's a video which shows it quite clearly, I'd shut up if I were you.
Also, wrong forum. Now GTFO.