There is a player, who is inheritor, his spread is infinite kills and 0 deaths. His win rate is 100%. He has won every MLG tournament.
He is always online and always in a game.
He gets an unfrig spree in every game even if its 10 points to win. When you play against him he wins instantly without even firing one bullet.
The minute he sees you, you die and if you die by seeing him your deaths immediatly count as infinite.
He has 101 friends on his list even though the cap is 100.
He is such a good player that when XBL tried to ban him, they got an error message.
You cannot quit the game when you are matched with him. Even unplugging your xbox wont work.
He will spawn kill you even if your not in the same game as him.
When you assasinate someone and get a suicide afterwards for no reason, its because he is watching the game and knows that you should only ever do a beat down.
Should you get close enough to kill him all your weapons will drop and a kill ball will smite you down.
He has gone past maxxed commendations for everything.
His true skill level is 51 or infinite.
Hes never ever played a game of Halo reach actually and doesn't even own an xbox.
His tool of distruction is the round house kick.
His spartans armor is always in armor lock but he can still move around.
The waist of his spartan has a black belt around it.
If you are matched with him your thumbs will fall off.
He plays bungie in every game.
Bungie left the Halo franchise because of him.
Hes never used a weapon in Halo and his melee is a roundhouse kick.
He actually has kills for the weapon named "cone'd"
He has all bungie.net medals and all other medals and has aquired them infinite times.
He is the death barrier.