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Subject: The worlds best Halo Reach player

There is a player, who is inheritor, his spread is infinite kills and 0 deaths. His win rate is 100%. He has won every MLG tournament.

He is always online and always in a game.

He gets an unfrig spree in every game even if its 10 points to win. When you play against him he wins instantly without even firing one bullet.

The minute he sees you, you die and if you die by seeing him your deaths immediatly count as infinite.

He has 101 friends on his list even though the cap is 100.

He is such a good player that when XBL tried to ban him, they got an error message.

You cannot quit the game when you are matched with him. Even unplugging your xbox wont work.

He will spawn kill you even if your not in the same game as him.

When you assasinate someone and get a suicide afterwards for no reason, its because he is watching the game and knows that you should only ever do a beat down.

Should you get close enough to kill him all your weapons will drop and a kill ball will smite you down.

He has gone past maxxed commendations for everything.

His true skill level is 51 or infinite.

Hes never ever played a game of Halo reach actually and doesn't even own an xbox.

His tool of distruction is the round house kick.

His spartans armor is always in armor lock but he can still move around.


The waist of his spartan has a black belt around it.

If you are matched with him your thumbs will fall off.

He plays bungie in every game.

Bungie left the Halo franchise because of him.

Hes never used a weapon in Halo and his melee is a roundhouse kick.

He actually has kills for the weapon named "cone'd"

He has all bungie.net medals and all other medals and has aquired them infinite times.

He is the death barrier.

  • 12.18.2011 5:01 AM PDT

Who are you? stop look at me.

Right

  • 12.18.2011 5:02 AM PDT

Cool bro!

  • 12.18.2011 5:02 AM PDT

His name is Chuck Norris

  • 12.18.2011 5:04 AM PDT

Posted by: cHr1519
His name is Chuck Norris
Nope, Chuck Testa.

  • 12.18.2011 5:04 AM PDT

Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo 3 ODST > Halo Reach > Halo CE

Based on campaigns.


Posted by: cHr1519
His name is Chuck Norris


Saw it coming by the third joke, bro -_-


[Edited on 12.18.2011 5:06 AM PST]

  • 12.18.2011 5:05 AM PDT

ahh haters gone hate i made that up last night before i slept

  • 12.18.2011 5:07 AM PDT

I must be a wizard

GT: apricotbasher
juggybrah

>ToD: melee

  • 12.18.2011 5:07 AM PDT

-He has reached max rank in Halo 4.

  • 12.18.2011 5:39 AM PDT


Posted by: mcclintonsl
-He has reached max rank in Halo 4.
Lol nice. i was also going to say that when he kills one player he instantsly gets an extermination. All other players die and his teamates get booted for betraying

  • 12.18.2011 6:31 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

That is impossible lol.

  • 12.18.2011 8:41 AM PDT
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H: CE - Amazing.
Halo 2 - Revolutionary.
Halo 3 - Decent.
Halo Reach- An epic fail of monumental proportions.
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Posted by: cHr1519
His name is Chuck Norris

  • 12.18.2011 8:52 AM PDT
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There's only one man it could be.

Mr. Skulduggery Pleasant.

Damn I love those books. :D

  • 12.18.2011 8:56 AM PDT

Posted by: Tom T
Prolonged exposure to this forum is bad for your health.


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because I like pen­is.

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I used to be the best player in the world, then I took an arrow to the thumb....



oh well.......

  • 12.18.2011 8:58 AM PDT

I want my elephant back.
Give it to me now!
(Please?)

Me.

lol


Posted by: Kira Onime
I used to be the best player in the world, then I took an arrow to the thumb....



oh well.......


I used to make arrow jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • 12.18.2011 9:01 AM PDT

spiral out


Posted by: Mr Extremer22

Posted by: Kira Onime
I used to be the best player in the world, then I took an arrow to the thumb....



oh well.......


I used to make arrow jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to take arrows in the knee, then someone stole my sweetroll.

  • 12.18.2011 9:05 AM PDT