- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"Oh god! I'm too late to save the world! Wow, good thing I managed to save a bunch of money before the end of all things by switching to Geico."
"God must really hate me."
"I never got to see Disney Land..."
"Is it too late to walk back into the smoke?"
"Well, it's now or never. Hello world, I'm John 117, and I'm a homo-blam!-." *Girlish Sobs*
"First I find out that Cortana is pregnant with my cyber babies, and now this......on second thought, bring on armaggedon!"
"Seriously now, what the hell is with the 'Grunty Thirst' thing?"
"Wow. It's like that time I grabbed Kelly's ass..."
"I wonder what sex would have been like."
"God, you do realize that once I get up there, I'm so shoving my foot up your ass, right?"
"Well this is anti-climactic."
"OMFGZZ DODEZ I FIGRED OT DA ARCK!!!!" *Burns Alive*