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Subject: What was MC thinking when he finally saw the arc?
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If only Chuck Norris was here...

  • 05.22.2006 6:25 PM PDT
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he PEEED his pants....lol

  • 05.22.2006 6:27 PM PDT
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
I hope somebody gets this reference eventually

  • 05.22.2006 6:29 PM PDT
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he was thinking.....

HOLY -blam!- WTF IS THAT?????? OMG IM SOOO SCREWED!!!

  • 05.22.2006 6:30 PM PDT
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1) "How come the Arbiter gets to do all the stupid-ass easy missions and I get the one that most likely requires me to sacrifice myself for the better good of humanity? Humanity sucks."

2) "Where's the Ark? All I can see is that stupid bright light of doom erupting forth from the ground."

3) ".......Arbiter gave me the wrong directions to Famous Footware didn't he..."

4)"Why does Bungie put me in these ridiculously dangerous situations...and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" (Giant Mister Chief Idol rises out of the Ark)

  • 05.22.2006 6:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr Sickness
" I wish Chuck Norris was here to help me..."


Yeah...If Chuck Norris was there, he would have leaped on to one of those banshees, rip his shirt open, and like, throw it at that 'arc-building' or whatever. And blow it up too. This makes me think of starting a "Chuck Norris vs. Spartan - 117" thread.

But knowing the spaming in this forum, it might make others think of starting a "Beam Sword Duel between Chuck Norris, the Mario Brothers, Sora, Riku, & Kairi, the Arbiter, Sgt. Johnson, & Master Chief tag team, Jesus Christ, Osama Bin Laden, Napoleon Dynamite, and a monkey dressed like a Spartan in Halo 3," thread. Freaking morons.

But I'll say it anyway. It's funny.

  • 05.22.2006 6:35 PM PDT

He was thinkin im gunna kick some assssss

  • 05.22.2006 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: MSAT07
2) "Where's the Ark? All I can see is that stupid bright light of doom erupting forth from the ground."


"Wait...[i['Bright light of doom "erupting forth from the ground"[/i]? Sounds like something from the Bible. Well, the only thing I remember clearly from that book is the David vs. Goliath story (which would come in handy remembering), but nothing much of Revelations. You know, I think this might be the apocalypse..." [Game Ends]

That would make a sucky game. The question being asked over and over again is, "How the hell is Bungie going to make this video game, and not have it end like that?"

Half you people don't know what Revelations is. That half is the n00b half. The other half does, and if some started reading the Bible because of Halo, they haven't beat Legendary mode. Not really...

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 7:02 PM PDT

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1) *stares at Ark* "Yeah, well ... I still saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco."

2) *stares at Ark* "I told them NOT to build it to scale! Bungie wants to rule the world, not blow it up!"

3) *stares at Ark* "What would Brian Boitano do?"

And finally...

4) *stares at Ark* "So this is what Microsoft Gaming Studios looks like. Yeah, it's big, but I bet the parking sux."

~soulguard

  • 05.22.2006 7:07 PM PDT
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"Woah...I bet they get HBO!"

  • 05.22.2006 7:08 PM PDT

"You have been measured, you have been weighed: And you have been found lacking."

"Wondor how we missed that,"

  • 05.22.2006 7:22 PM PDT

You have free time... do you spend it or save it?

he was thinking "Im getting too old for this stuff"

  • 05.22.2006 7:24 PM PDT
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"i wonder if this works like a fusion core....i mean rawr im an elite rawrrrrrr, oh -blam!-"

  • 05.22.2006 7:24 PM PDT

You have free time... do you spend it or save it?

oh snap

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 7:24 PM PDT
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Jenkins "ok master chief cut the big blue wire"
MC "im going to need some big *** scissors"

  • 05.22.2006 7:26 PM PDT
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holy crap thats a big chicken "cortana" says MC "yes cheif" cortana says MC "im gonna need alot of guns ammo and a super sized bucket of buffalo wings"

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 7:27 PM PDT
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no better yet "i think i -blam!- my pants" or he looks at the ark and says"pudding"

  • 05.22.2006 7:35 PM PDT

Help a brother out. Click on the referral link, sign up for a fun game, log in once for the next couple of days, then you never have to think about it again!

And yes. I understand how pathetic that is, but nobody reads these things anyway... right?

* Whew, for a second there I almost thought this was going to be hard.
* -blam!- I think I left the stove on...
* "Pretty colors!"

  • 05.22.2006 7:39 PM PDT

Hail to the Victors! Reppin' that MAIZE n BLUE!!!
Perfect Grenade
Chill bro. Gotta get my bowl.

As always, it was "Time to kick some Covie ass"

  • 05.22.2006 7:49 PM PDT
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"holy crap that's a big machine... thing. And OMG the cliff is breaking away, i might wanna back away from the edge, and i could swear there's someone talkin to me about a shield or somethin'. I really need to pee... BAD. WOOAH. DUUUDE!"

  • 05.22.2006 7:51 PM PDT
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*stares at the ark* -blam!- im at the wrong place or am i kelly spartan 341 i need ur help

  • 05.22.2006 7:52 PM PDT
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Damn It! I leave Earth for just a few days and they've already messed up. Can't humanity get it right just ONCE?!?! I told them to put in the red light bulb, not the blue one! Now I gotta go change it all by myself, thanks a lot humanity. The guests are here already, and guess what? The party's not ready! Because some stupid race had to be retarded and put in the wrong color lightbulb!!!!

(muttering to himself)

stupid...humanity...sucks...so...stupid...argh.

  • 05.23.2006 1:06 PM PDT
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eeeeeagle

I need a clean pair of pants.

  • 05.23.2006 1:18 PM PDT
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- how the hell did we manage to miss this for 40 billion years?

- what do ya think was in that danish?....was it cheese?....

  • 05.23.2006 1:19 PM PDT