- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"Press (A) to continue..."
"This assault rifle kicks ass."
"What I need right here is a good catch phrase."
"TOUR THE GALAXY THEY SAID. MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE THEY SAID."
"There is no I in Team, but there is no U either. If you're not on the team, and I'm not on the team, NO ONES ON THE GOD DAMN TEAM! The team sucks...."
"I wonder what's going to be on the Family Guy tonight..."
"VICTORY IS MINE!!! Yea, that always sounds good."
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum..."
"I wonder what my clone is up to right now. Probably banging my girlfriend. That son of a..."
"That hot blonde in the armory said she'd only date me if I was the last man on Earth. Gotta be getting close."
"I'm the Master Chief, the MA MA MA MA MAster Chieeeeeeeef. I really need a new theme song..."
"I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind."
"This outta show Perfect Dark Zero a thing or too."