- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Lockout117
he was thinking...
"Where's the Starbucks, damnit! There used to be a Starbucks here! Stupid -blam!- Mombasians. They replaced my Starbucks with a big stupid McDonalds!"
You mean Starschmucks....lol
He was probably like.. "I wonder if I could survive if I jumped from here..."
-"Your mom had a hole bigger than that..." (crude humor)
My favorite...
-He looks at the "ark"..."arc"...whatever...and he throws his gun down and walks off the stage and slaps the director..."You think you're funny, huh! You go in there and shut it down you lazy -blam!-, all you do is sit in that chair and tell me what to do!"
After that Master Chief locks himself in his room, never to be seen again...