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Where the hell is the door?

or

At least i wont need my flashlight...

  • 05.24.2006 2:16 PM PDT

<\ But this winter won't last, darlin'.
>> * Not forever
>>(.....\\ . >And when new hands
>>set to tending this earth they'll till my pieces under.
> > Grind them into the veins of gold I've laid.
<\ Then the roots of all they plant will >wind around us--- <\ KEEPING
<\ US
<\ CLOSE---
\
<\ For an eternal summer that will not fade.

Crap...that's alot bigger than a Grunt...How the heck am I supposed to kill THAT?

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  • 05.24.2006 2:18 PM PDT

Posted by: MSAT07
...and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" (Giant Mister Chief Idol rises out of the Ark)


Lol I can here my mate sayin that, the way he says it is the best, he sorta sputters it out. But that would be awesome..."Is that me??" "Cool..." 3 seconds later *Cortana* " WHat are ya doin MC?" *MC* "uh nothuing" Gets up from worshipping

  • 05.24.2006 2:19 PM PDT

Posted by: LotusUp
Posted by: almighty joe
i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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"I'm bigger."


Ha.

  • 05.24.2006 2:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lockout117
he was thinking...

"Where's the Starbucks, damnit! There used to be a Starbucks here! Stupid -blam!- Mombasians. They replaced my Starbucks with a big stupid McDonalds!"




You mean Starschmucks....lol

He was probably like.. "I wonder if I could survive if I jumped from here..."
-"Your mom had a hole bigger than that..." (crude humor)

My favorite...
-He looks at the "ark"..."arc"...whatever...and he throws his gun down and walks off the stage and slaps the director..."You think you're funny, huh! You go in there and shut it down you lazy -blam!-, all you do is sit in that chair and tell me what to do!"

After that Master Chief locks himself in his room, never to be seen again...

  • 05.24.2006 2:34 PM PDT

Thinking of Cortana, when his helmet would run out of air, whether Earth would fire upon his ship, and how many brutes would there be, and lastly, would he have enough ammo.

  • 05.24.2006 3:01 PM PDT
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"Where's the best place to fire a rocket?"

  • 05.24.2006 3:01 PM PDT
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oh -blam!- god damn arbiter builds another 1 of these hellholes im gonna need more coffee and some new pants
*stares at the ark pulls out his cell phone* "Cairo station" "yes cheif?" can u hear me now?" "yes sir" "good" "thats is -blam!-ing that they can hear me all the out hear n the middle of no were"

  • 05.24.2006 3:12 PM PDT
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We're all gonna DIE!!!!!!!

Hello I'm spartan 117 and I approve this message!


Or.....


Stunt Double!!!!!!

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  • 05.24.2006 4:04 PM PDT

"I think I left the stove on..."

  • 05.24.2006 4:06 PM PDT
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who wrote this crap!!!!!

  • 05.24.2006 6:38 PM PDT
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this is what he was thinking: wtf? wtf. wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf.I come to -blam!- africa to shoot some covies and I don't have cortana and the marines went off somewhere jacking off and this is what I have to deal with? Damnit. I hate africa. I'm going to leave this -blam!- place and screw this assault rifle. I'm going home to my wife..... wait, nevermind. Damnit. I want sex! Sex is better than this! I need sex!

  • 05.24.2006 6:46 PM PDT
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"Hola, me llamo es Master Chief"

  • 05.24.2006 6:49 PM PDT
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he was thinking of poontang

  • 05.24.2006 6:50 PM PDT

Posted by: LotusUp
Posted by: almighty joe
i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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"Thank god for the portable toilet in this suit."

  • 05.24.2006 6:56 PM PDT
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It just never ends!

  • 05.24.2006 6:58 PM PDT
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"I would feel a lot better if they hadn't told me this was the last game..."

  • 05.24.2006 7:05 PM PDT

Halo 3 multiplayer is frustrating.

He was probably thinking.. man I hope shaving my balls last night doesn't make them itch later on.

  • 05.24.2006 7:06 PM PDT
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hmm....did i feed my dog?

  • 05.24.2006 7:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: KingKrackerjack
"I would feel a lot better if they hadn't told me this was the last game..."




Lol. Best one yet.

  • 05.24.2006 7:15 PM PDT
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"Holy crap!!!!! Eh, I survived two Halos, this shouldn't be a.....ow"

  • 05.24.2006 8:01 PM PDT