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First, we need to harness a bicycle to a giant hotdog, which when microwaved, will put a hole in the ozone layer so large that all the positive energies in the world will be sucked into outer space. Next we need to construct a giant volcano out of pancakes (since pancakes are good for the environment). Then we need to assemble a kite made out of koalas. Now, using the volcano, we launch the koala kite through the giant ozone-layer hole, to the moon. Koalas, being nature's cheese experts, devour the moon and return to Earth, where, upon their arrival, we skin them alive.
It's flawless.
[Edited on 5/17/2004 7:23:56 PM]