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Subject: Who would win Masterchief, Nova, Yoda, Neo, Predators, Aliens, or o...
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Poll: Who would win Masterchief, Nova, Yoda, Neo, Predators, Aliens, or o...  [closed]
Masterchief:  41%
(18 Votes)
Nova:  0%
(0 Votes)
Yoda:  41%
(18 Votes)
Neo:  9%
(4 Votes)
Predators:  5%
(2 Votes)
Aliens:  0%
(0 Votes)
other:  5%
(2 Votes)
Total Votes: 44

17 for MC, 17 for Yoda, 4 for Neo, 2 for Predators, and 2 for other. Its between mc and yoda

[Edited on 9/20/2004 9:08:33 AM]

  • 09.17.2004 9:12 AM PDT

Yoda. Did you see him in the last Star Wars movie? He was jumping all over the place like a mofo with that damn lightsaber.

  • 09.17.2004 9:25 AM PDT

yea but mc could stand 100 yards away with a sniper with yoda is wabbaling his ass all the way over there

  • 09.17.2004 9:31 AM PDT
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Other: My dad. He can even beat your dad up.

  • 09.17.2004 9:32 AM PDT
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Yeah but Yoda has the reactions of a Jedi master, and would be able to dodge the bullets. And he has the use of the force as well. He could just mind trick the MC into thinking he's a chicken....

  • 09.17.2004 9:33 AM PDT

what if he throws a freking grenade on yoda while hes taking a poop he couldnt move hes gone

  • 09.17.2004 9:45 AM PDT

bah

Or, what if the MC opens up a can of force himself and blasts Yoda to smitherines?

  • 09.17.2004 9:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
Or, what if the MC opens up a can of force himself and blasts Yoda to smitherines?


His Spartan augmentation process killed all his midichlorians :(

  • 09.17.2004 9:48 AM PDT

bah

Posted by: ajenteks
His Spartan augmentation process killed all his midichlorians :(
Midiwhat? Oh sorry, I refuse to buy that stupid crap about microscopic organisms having something to do with the force. The force is it's own living entity having to do with the very fabric of the universe. Midichlorians merely concentrate themselves in force-sensitive beings. If his were killed off, they have since returned.

  • 09.17.2004 9:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw

Oh sorry, I refuse to buy that stupid crap about microscopic organisms having something to do with the force.


If George Lucas wrote it into his movie, it must be true.




At least Da vinci never went back and touched up the Mona Lisa.

  • 09.17.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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MC could just get Cortana to -blam!- at Yoda to death.

  • 09.17.2004 10:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: oneindustriesusa
what if he throws a freking grenade on yoda while hes taking a poop he couldnt move hes gone


So simple, so nasty, yet somehow so funny

  • 09.17.2004 10:20 AM PDT

bah

Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: The Rip Saw

Oh sorry, I refuse to buy that stupid crap about microscopic organisms having something to do with the force.


If George Lucas wrote it into his movie, it must be true.
Not true at all. What makes you say that? Star Wars is way out of the hands of Lucas and has been for decades. Just because he defines something doesn't make it so. Oh, and he totally copied the midichlorians thing from the Four Lords of the Diamond. Lucas' explanation in The Phantom Menace just seems too lacking. Like the force is some random entity.

Anyway, point being, if you put MC in the Star Wars universe, he'd be force sensitive. It stands to reason that, with all his brain augmentations, he'd be better at focusing the force. Not to mention that when you plop him into this universe, he'd actually be able to feel the change, and therefore would be more sensitive to it.

Your other option is MC can't use the force because he is incompatible, in which case the force is completely ineffective on him.

Yoda gets pwned either way. End of story.

[Edited on 9/17/2004 11:22:03 AM]

  • 09.17.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: BadKarma
MC could just get Cortana to -blam!- at Yoda to death.

MC should have cortana teleport yoda into a 25 ft. cubied room with 50 of those flood things. (the one that blows up and that the little floods come out from) let see him get out of that!

[Edited on 9/17/2004 3:27:12 PM]

  • 09.17.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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yoda kicks all ass i mean come on how can you beat a green midget with pointy ears and a freaking lightsaber and powers that can controll the " FORCE "

  • 09.17.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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The W'rkncacnter would kick all their asses.

  • 09.17.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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Just checkin what chya all doin I've only heard about mc and yoda :\ noone likes anbody else? (not that i care mc kills)

  • 09.17.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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What da hell is W'rkncacnter?¿ :/

  • 09.17.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: BadKarma
MC could just get Cortana to -blam!- at Yoda to death.
MC should have cortana teleport yoda into a 25 ft. cubied room with 50 of those flood things. (the one that blows up and that the little floods come out from) let see him get out of that!

lol oook dude my 5 year old brother could play halo and kill those 50 flood dudes comeon

  • 09.17.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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Of Course. MC would be the victorious one.

[Edited on 9/17/2004 4:21:14 PM]

  • 09.17.2004 4:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: oneindustriesusa
what if he throws a freking grenade on yoda while hes taking a poop he couldnt move hes gone


So simple, so nasty, yet somehow so funny


yea it is funny but any who yoda already dies mc won read ^^^^^^^^^^^

  • 09.17.2004 4:25 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

how can you pit Master Chief against Nova?? they make the perfect couple!! their kids would kick ass

  • 09.17.2004 4:25 PM PDT

post a pic of her i never heard of her before and if you remember masterchief in the books got an injection so he didnt have -blam!- drive so it wouldnt matter unless he got some space viagra

  • 09.17.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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Hell ya I wanna see mc and novas babies :P

  • 09.17.2004 5:10 PM PDT

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