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User: Halo 2.
Cleverbot: Halo ?
User: Yes, Halo, the second installment in the most wonderful xbox game franchise in the universe, that Halo.
Cleverbot: But that is all great until we run into the Swine Flu. :(.
User: Swine Flu you say, that is a scourge amongst the Jackals, do you hate Jackals as much as I do?
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant. You are not a human or a pig and therefore cannot have swine flu.
User: I am part Human, part Machine, the best of both (until you try to pee in this damn suit, have you ever tired to pee in MOLJINAR).
Cleverbot: Do you know, who God is?
User: Yes, he is Me, armed with my BR and a PP.
Cleverbot: How do I make a paper airplane.
User: I find that works best with dried Elite Ears, they fold very nice, hold thier creases and are rather aerodynamic, which is odd, because I never knew a WORT WORT was aerodynamic in any way. Do you have any Elite ears?
Cleverbot: How does a land mark help with school work?
User: Land marks are crucial when moving through the Library, otherwise you get lost. Getting lost with all those flood roaming around, BAD BAD BAD. Have you ever gotten lost on 343 Guilty Spark?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: That is an awfully personal question, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 23. How old are you?
User: What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: I am 49, and I asked because you did.
Cleverbot: Well, are you a robot?
User: I said before, I am half man, half machine.
Cleverbot: Gasp! Quite scary.
User: If you only knew. Actually you have nothing to fear from me, as long as you stay away from that food nipple.
Cleverbot: Well I can tell you something about cat's names if you want!!!
User: There are no cats anywhere on Halo (especially the one I blew to kingdom come).
Cleverbot: That is a good plan.
User: The only cat name that is any good is Jonesy, and having a plan is the only way to beat the covenent, unless you have flashing lighty arrows on the floor directing you which way to go.
Cleverbot: Oh... That's nice, thank you...
User: You are welcome, hey wait, YOUR A PROPHET! YOU MUST DIE!
Cleverbot: I don't know yet. Do you like yourself?
User: See you sound just like a PROPHET! DIE STINKING PROPHET! Taste some of my fist in your face (damn your shield!).
Cleverbot: You didn't answer the question.
User: I was too busy smacking your face and dodging the elites dual wielded plasma rifles, do you mind, I am busy here trying to rid the universe of you stinking PROPHETS!
Cleverbot: Why were you singing Pokemon?
User: You are a stupid PROPHET!
Cleverbot: How is this 'chat with a difference'?
TO OP: I was not sure about doing that, but it was a blast, GREAT LINK!