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somebody is trying to parade that he has a big d.ick without sounding h.omo.

  • 12.21.2011 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: G 3xia
somebody is trying to parade that he has a big d.ick without sounding h.omo.


You know you can write the word 'dick' without the period. Dumb nerd.

  • 12.21.2011 2:58 PM PDT
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oh is calling me a dumb nerd suppose to hurt my feelings? this isn't booty call site so don't even bother mentioning the size of your "willy" because most of the people are h.omo-phobic. better luck else where.

  • 12.21.2011 3:03 PM PDT

~jhmgrose
When you need someone who is at least half-decent at Halo, I'm your guy.

I'm actually good at Halo: Reach. 1.01+ K/D, 51%+ W/L.

o ya, and I'm both Caucasian and Asian. Mind = Stable.

[Edited on 12.21.2011 3:04 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2011 3:04 PM PDT

..And I'm gonna round my f.ucks given up to 0.

how do you explain ninja then?
white and MLG pro.
your argument is invalid.

  • 12.21.2011 3:04 PM PDT

then why is your k/d so low?

  • 12.21.2011 3:05 PM PDT


Posted by: Pimpin Midgets
Then you have a small willy, which means you have low confidence, which leads to you sucking at Halo Reach (and in life in general).

The races most prone to this disease are Caucasians and Asians, so if you're any of those two races, you have a small one which makes you terrible at Reach (and life).

Now a man like me doesn't face these shortcoming because my genes have not been tainted by these two sub-par races, so my hands are obviously big. XL to be exact, which automatically makes good at Reach (and life in general).

/discuss nerds



Last time I checked asians ran the world.

  • 12.21.2011 3:05 PM PDT

~jhmgrose
When you need someone who is at least half-decent at Halo, I'm your guy.


Posted by: Xaplesin

Posted by: Pimpin Midgets
Then you have a small willy, which means you have low confidence, which leads to you sucking at Halo Reach (and in life in general).

The races most prone to this disease are Caucasians and Asians, so if you're any of those two races, you have a small one which makes you terrible at Reach (and life).

Now a man like me doesn't face these shortcoming because my genes have not been tainted by these two sub-par races, so my hands are obviously big. XL to be exact, which automatically makes good at Reach (and life in general).

/discuss nerds



Last time I checked asians ran the world.


So true.

  • 12.21.2011 3:06 PM PDT

fear me, for i am pro sauce

good job i have big hands then

  • 12.21.2011 3:06 PM PDT

Shut up you haven't even passed puberty yet.

  • 12.21.2011 3:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Xaplesin


Last time I checked asians ran the world.


Last time I checked we all thought Asians ran the world, until we found out they were fudging their books.

[Edited on 12.21.2011 3:15 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2011 3:09 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Astounding logic you've shown there.

  • 12.21.2011 3:10 PM PDT

oh my god

and where you find this a ceral box.

  • 12.21.2011 3:12 PM PDT


Posted by: iTz Lime Green

Posted by: Xaplesin


Last time I checked asians ran the world.


Last time I checked we all thought Asians ran the world, until we found out they were fudging there books.



LMAO

  • 12.21.2011 3:13 PM PDT
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-Swag Like Won Ton Soup-

I got big hands.

  • 12.21.2011 3:18 PM PDT

And here i thought big hands = big gloves. Boy was i wrong.

  • 12.21.2011 3:19 PM PDT

Facts about me:

- Biggest hands in high school
- Average -blam!- size of 5.8
- I'm ALRIGHT at Halo Reach


  • 12.21.2011 3:30 PM PDT

Black people are pretty good at getting arrested.

lolwut

  • 12.21.2011 3:33 PM PDT

oh my god


Posted by: TRavenousTiger
Black people are pretty good at getting arrested.

lolwut


that is true lol

  • 12.21.2011 3:35 PM PDT


Posted by: Red Puegeot
then why is your k/d so low?


Shots fired.

  • 12.21.2011 3:37 PM PDT

Can I have a pursuit warthog? (red&blue flashing lights, siren, black and white paint job, gull-wing doors, no turret but a truckbed cap where the turret assembly should be, and the ability to arrest players :)

A police falcon would be great as well... (Black&white paint job, flashing red & blue lights on the wing struts and tail, no turrets and doors that open and close similar to the republic gunships in Star Wars. Kick... Ass.)

Police pelican would be cool too!!!


Posted by: newyankalt

Posted by: TRavenousTiger
Black people are pretty good at getting arrested.

lolwut


that is true lol

  • 12.21.2011 3:58 PM PDT

Posted by: martrdom95
They rushed reach for the profit they built up hipe and screwed us over end of story


My Live Stream!!

Posted by: Gangster No1
Anyone who claims the AR takes skill ought to shoot himself in the head. Preferably with the AR because they'll most likely miss with any other weapon.

Obvious troll is obvious. -7/10

  • 12.21.2011 4:02 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

That's nice. I'm bad at Reach because I am a thumbless retard.

[Edited on 12.21.2011 4:31 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2011 4:29 PM PDT

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