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Subject: Proof that Bungie had a major derp

I'm going to show you a picture. Here it is.

Do you know what that is? That's the middle bridge on Paradiso. Can you see what's been done? They've taken a normal bridge piece, turned it upside down, and then put two railings on the side to make it the same as it was before.

What is the point?! Why?! Maybe if you stopped turning already fine bridge pieces upside down just to rebuild them, and had not totally derped on bloom, the spawn system, grenades, the matchmaking system, Arena, playlist updates, default movement speed, then maybe this game wouldn't have sucked so much ass!

But nope, you wasted your time turning bridges upside down just to rebuild them. Bravo, Bungie.

  • 12.23.2011 11:20 AM PDT
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Hey man the ramp would go up! That's different!

  • 12.23.2011 11:22 AM PDT

Looks good to me

  • 12.23.2011 11:22 AM PDT

Did you wake up one night in a cold sweat going

"OH MY GOD, THE MIDDLE BRIDGE ON PARADISO! HOW COULD YOU BUNGIE!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!"

  • 12.23.2011 11:23 AM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0

Bazza, out of all your threads, this was the most retarded. I am dissapoint.

<3

[Edited on 12.23.2011 11:23 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2011 11:23 AM PDT


Posted by: Xaplesin
Did you wake up one night in a cold sweat going

"OH MY GOD, THE MIDDLE BRIDGE ON PARADISO! HOW COULD YOU BUNGIE!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!"
Yes. It keeps me awake at night wondering how anyone could have been so retarded to spend their time designing this game on this rather than sorting out the problems. There isn't one bit about Halo: Reach that makes me think, "Wow, that's pretty smart."

It's all -blam!- stupid, that's why.

  • 12.23.2011 11:24 AM PDT


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Posted by: Xaplesin
Did you wake up one night in a cold sweat going

"OH MY GOD, THE MIDDLE BRIDGE ON PARADISO! HOW COULD YOU BUNGIE!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!"
Yes. It keeps me awake at night wondering how anyone could have been so retarded to spend their time designing this game on this rather than sorting out the problems. There isn't one bit about Halo: Reach that makes me think, "Wow, that's pretty smart."

It's all -blam!- stupid, that's why.


Why do you still play the game then if you hate everything about it?

Intrepid Mythic Member?
Eclipse rank?
2.13 K/D?

  • 12.23.2011 11:25 AM PDT


Posted by: Xaplesin

Posted by: X El BaZzA X

Posted by: Xaplesin
Did you wake up one night in a cold sweat going

"OH MY GOD, THE MIDDLE BRIDGE ON PARADISO! HOW COULD YOU BUNGIE!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!"
Yes. It keeps me awake at night wondering how anyone could have been so retarded to spend their time designing this game on this rather than sorting out the problems. There isn't one bit about Halo: Reach that makes me think, "Wow, that's pretty smart."

It's all -blam!- stupid, that's why.


Why do you still play the game then if you hate everything about it?

Intrepid Mythic Member?
Eclipse rank?
2.13 K/D?

Because it's fun to play games with friends and beat up on people who think they're good at something when they're really not. Having 2v2s or 4v4s against retard clans that you meet in Matchmaking is nothing short of hilarious.

  • 12.23.2011 11:28 AM PDT

This is what you get...
This is what you get...
This is what you get...when you mess with us...


Posted by: Xaplesin

Posted by: X El BaZzA X

Posted by: Xaplesin
Did you wake up one night in a cold sweat going

"OH MY GOD, THE MIDDLE BRIDGE ON PARADISO! HOW COULD YOU BUNGIE!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!"
Yes. It keeps me awake at night wondering how anyone could have been so retarded to spend their time designing this game on this rather than sorting out the problems. There isn't one bit about Halo: Reach that makes me think, "Wow, that's pretty smart."

It's all -blam!- stupid, that's why.


Why do you still play the game then if you hate everything about it?

Intrepid Mythic Member?
Eclipse rank?
2.13 K/D?

Bazza has downs.

  • 12.23.2011 11:29 AM PDT

I don't see anything wrong with the bridge. I say it looks pretty good.

  • 12.23.2011 11:30 AM PDT

I <3 Halo:Reach - amazingly fun and best campaign + amazing Soundtrack
I <3 Halo 3:ODST - best soundtrack + Firefight + Coastal Highway and Mombassa Streets, amazingly unique campaign.
I <3 Halo 3 - best multiplayer levels + Forge + best Custom Games + soundtrack
I <3 Halo 2 - amazing huge fun campaign + soundtrack + Fun multiplayer
I <3 Halo: CE - started it all

I laugh at the people who say this game has awful spawning.

And seriously? Whats so "awful" about Matchmaking and the playlist? I swear people who just continue to say something is awful about this game every day.

  • 12.23.2011 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Xaplesin

Posted by: X El BaZzA X

Posted by: Xaplesin
Did you wake up one night in a cold sweat going

"OH MY GOD, THE MIDDLE BRIDGE ON PARADISO! HOW COULD YOU BUNGIE!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!"
Yes. It keeps me awake at night wondering how anyone could have been so retarded to spend their time designing this game on this rather than sorting out the problems. There isn't one bit about Halo: Reach that makes me think, "Wow, that's pretty smart."

It's all -blam!- stupid, that's why.


Why do you still play the game then if you hate everything about it?

Intrepid Mythic Member?
Eclipse rank?
2.13 K/D?



I'm sorry, do you see many other Halo games out there? Halo 3? Laggy as -blam!- and run by mexicans. Wars? lolrts. CEA? Best damn Halo out there (right now), shame it's still Reach multiplayer.

  • 12.23.2011 11:33 AM PDT

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Posted by: NinjaLord77
I don't see anything wrong with the bridge. I say it looks pretty good.


The Utopie Bridge is much more gameplay friendly. Paradiso's is too small

  • 12.23.2011 11:37 AM PDT
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Does it really matter?

  • 12.23.2011 11:53 AM PDT

What am I looking at again?

  • 12.23.2011 11:54 AM PDT

It's for aesthetics. Seriously are you really that desperate for things to rant about? Idiocy.
:/

  • 12.23.2011 11:59 AM PDT
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Secondary: Rifling Matters

Of all the retarded threads in this forum.. this one is up there for top 10

  • 12.23.2011 1:44 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Lol.

  • 12.23.2011 1:45 PM PDT


Posted by: Viper Skills
Lol.
I told you I would do it. I saw that bridge and I got pissed off.

[Edited on 12.23.2011 1:48 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2011 1:48 PM PDT

If they hadn't made the bridge the way it is then it would ramp upward, not downward, and the platform area of the bridge would have been in the center rather than at the sides in the back of the bridge, where they provide a space for the man cannons.

Using the bridges right-side up would have looked very weird.

[Edited on 12.23.2011 1:49 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2011 1:48 PM PDT
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Implying I care

lolTrying

Why do I even bother...

  • 12.23.2011 2:01 PM PDT

The ramps are upside down. It makes the bridge look like the same texture all the way across. If you made that bridge I bet it would be all weird looking.

  • 12.23.2011 2:21 PM PDT

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For detail? Design? I quite like the look of it.

  • 12.23.2011 2:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: X El BaZzA X
I'm going to show you a picture. Here it is.

Do you know what that is? That's the middle bridge on Paradiso. Can you see what's been done? They've taken a normal bridge piece, turned it upside down, and then put two railings on the side to make it the same as it was before.

What is the point?! Why?! Maybe if you stopped turning already fine bridge pieces upside down just to rebuild them, and had not totally derped on bloom, the spawn system, grenades, the matchmaking system, Arena, playlist updates, default movement speed, then maybe this game wouldn't have sucked so much ass!

But nope, you wasted your time turning bridges upside down just to rebuild them. Bravo, Bungie.


Bungie in a nutshell.

  • 12.23.2011 2:23 PM PDT

dont like my driving? stay off the sidewalk

maybe they wanted to make it easier for players to fall into 4 feet of water and die? funny how spartans can survive being in outer space but cannot swim....

  • 12.23.2011 2:25 PM PDT

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