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Subject: Post here if you're a nerdy Tryhard that has never been laid.....
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Post here if you meet any of the following criteria:

1. You're on the forum all day.
2. You play all day.
3. You take notice when your k/d ratio goes up by 0.01.
4. You consider yourself a "pro" when you can't keep up with MLG professionals.
5. You boast about beating randoms with a premade.
6. You create an alter-ego to boost your poor self-esteem.
7. You have yet to get laid.

Also, please post your facebook, so I can compare your obnoxious online behavior to your pictures to get a better idea of how pathetic you are.

Thanks for your time nerds.

-With love, Kaboni
"I'm just like you, but better."

/let it commence!

  • 12.23.2011 3:42 PM PDT
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Lol.

Hey that's me !

  • 12.23.2011 3:42 PM PDT

Hmm can I be a tryhard and get laid?

  • 12.23.2011 3:44 PM PDT

i fit all of the above

what do i win?

  • 12.23.2011 3:45 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

oh boy

  • 12.23.2011 3:45 PM PDT

I c wut u did thar, OP.

You wrote a thread describing yourself! :D

  • 12.23.2011 3:49 PM PDT
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Tell me nerds that thus so far fit the criteria, how's it like being a virgin in such a late stage of your fruitless life?

  • 12.23.2011 4:00 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: Captain Hero
Tell me nerds that thus so far fit the criteria, how's it like being a virgin in such a late stage of your fruitless life?
It is nice to know I have the brains to not go -blam!- a random girl.

  • 12.23.2011 4:06 PM PDT
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But I can keep up with pro's..

  • 12.23.2011 4:08 PM PDT


Posted by: DarkAero Trooper

Posted by: Captain Hero
Tell me nerds that thus so far fit the criteria, how's it like being a virgin in such a late stage of your fruitless life?
It is nice to know I have the brains to not go -blam!- a random girl.


You typed brains but I think you meant confidence, looks, strength, stamina, and ability to speak.

  • 12.23.2011 4:09 PM PDT

You know me so well.

  • 12.23.2011 4:09 PM PDT
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You know what I'd like to see?? YOUR Facebook. HAHAHAHA I'll bet u fit the criteria.

  • 12.23.2011 4:09 PM PDT
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Haven't had the pleasure of sex with a loved one yet. I used to play all day but now I spend most of my time downstairs working at my cafe. I'm learning about wood-working and converting my garage into a workshop. I enjoy studying physics and quantum mechanics. I've almost got enough to buy myself a nice old snazy truck from the 70s. And I still manage to put many hours into my beloved vidya gaems.

You Jelly OP?

  • 12.23.2011 4:44 PM PDT
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None of you nerds have yet to post your Facebook. What's wrong? Any of you nerds man enough to step up?

Not only do nerds lack the warmth of a girlfriend, but you nerds also lack testicles.

  • 12.23.2011 4:45 PM PDT
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People are going to take this thread seriously, unfortunately.

  • 12.23.2011 4:46 PM PDT

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Haven't had the pleasure of sex with a loved one yet. I used to play all day but now I spend most of my time downstairs working at my cafe. I'm learning about wood-working and converting my garage into a workshop. I enjoy studying physics and quantum mechanics. I've almost got enough to buy myself a nice old snazy truck from the 70s. And I still manage to put many hours into my beloved vidya gaems.

You Jelly OP?


You are my idol.

  • 12.23.2011 4:47 PM PDT

3 and 7 are true for me. for 3 i am so close to a 1.5 kd so i check my kd all the time. and for 7, what can i say, high school sophomores just don't put out these days :(

  • 12.23.2011 5:53 PM PDT