What the hell are you looking at?
OMG!!!1!!11!!one!!
I got an e-mail from a friend who cleans the toilets of a guy who used to know a girl who deilivered some Pizzas to Bungie a while ago, and they SAW THE SCRIPT OF HALO 3!! Here's a brief rundown:
"Cortana finds a solid body in the Covenent Unknown New Technology(tm) room aboard High Charity and does a runner with the Master Chief, spawning their own romantic comedy mini-series and starring in a progressively more raunchy series of playboy photo-shoots after their relationship goes tits-up due to MC's alcohol problem and the associated firearms charge which led to a short spell in jail.
Meanwhile, a guy named Neville from the accounts department has been left to save the universe from the Flood with some really mean invoicing and the help of a top-secret hole punch."
Tagline for Halo 3: Accounting Evolved:"You're overdue with your payment Biotch! And this time we mean it!"