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Subject: Halo 3: OFFICIAL PLOT!!

What the hell are you looking at?

OMG!!!1!!11!!one!!

I got an e-mail from a friend who cleans the toilets of a guy who used to know a girl who deilivered some Pizzas to Bungie a while ago, and they SAW THE SCRIPT OF HALO 3!! Here's a brief rundown:

"Cortana finds a solid body in the Covenent Unknown New Technology(tm) room aboard High Charity and does a runner with the Master Chief, spawning their own romantic comedy mini-series and starring in a progressively more raunchy series of playboy photo-shoots after their relationship goes tits-up due to MC's alcohol problem and the associated firearms charge which led to a short spell in jail.
Meanwhile, a guy named Neville from the accounts department has been left to save the universe from the Flood with some really mean invoicing and the help of a top-secret hole punch."

Tagline for Halo 3: Accounting Evolved:"You're overdue with your payment Biotch! And this time we mean it!"

  • 05.10.2006 3:03 AM PDT
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Don't bypass the blam filter, and don't be-little others. Banning is imminent.

[Edited on 5/10/2006 by Great_Pretender]

  • 05.10.2006 3:22 AM PDT
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...no.

  • 05.10.2006 3:27 AM PDT

My Gamertag: Hollow Anuthika

Lucky I can't slap people through my computer

  • 05.10.2006 3:28 AM PDT
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I thought it was funny.

  • 05.10.2006 3:28 AM PDT
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Yeah but anyway, lock.

-TGP-

  • 05.10.2006 3:31 AM PDT