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Subject: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum,
Not a user was stirring, not from the quorum.
The stockings were hung by the inbox with care,
In hopes that Achronos soon would be there.

The members were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Shishka danced in their heads.
And Urk in his 'kerchief, and Deej in his cap,
Had just put away their keyboards for a long winter's nap.

When out on the forums there arose such a clatter,
Deej sprang from idling to see what was the matter.
Away to the forum he clicked like a master,
Wishing his internet speed was just a bit faster.

He blamed Stosh, despite his connection,
Checking out his avatar in the screen's reflection.
When, he looked at the browser and exclaimed "Good God!"
He saw Achronos himself, and eight terrifying mods.

A forum master so wise, lord-like and smart,
With a cowboy hat on, and Ling-Ling next to his heart.
More rapid than spartans his moderators came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Bobcast! now, Tom T! now, Yoozel and Duardo!
On, Qbix! On, Recon! on, Nedus and El Roboto!
To the top of the forum! to the top of the page!
One of us! One of us must alert Sage!"

As swag bags that before Bungie Day sold,
When they opened a topic, they met with a troll.
So up to the top the mouse-wheels they flew,
With a fistful of lighting bolts, and banhammers too.

I was browsing the site, mind full of boredom,
Scrolling through pages from almost every forum.
When I clicked on a link, I was filled with dismay,
I was looking at a picture of Achronos on Bungie Day.

He was dressed in a gorilla suit and a cowboy hat,
All furry and intimidating and things like that.
Something, a jetpack, he had strapped to himself,
"He looks pretty awesome", I said to myself.

As I close down for the night, to the mods I give praise,
You've been keeping this site clean for many a day.
But I will exclaim, 'ere I log out of this site,
"Merry Christmas to all members, and to all a good-night!"

[Edited on 12.24.2011 7:24 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2011 7:24 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

This is so much win

  • 12.24.2011 7:27 AM PDT

It's only 10:27am est time, but good night anyways...

OT: that was really good! I wouldn't be able to do that

  • 12.24.2011 7:28 AM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0


Posted by: spartain ken 15
This is so much win

  • 12.24.2011 7:29 AM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

Lol that was great

  • 12.24.2011 7:29 AM PDT

Herp
Derp.

That was amazing

  • 12.24.2011 7:41 AM PDT
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Someone give this man an award.

  • 12.24.2011 7:45 AM PDT

That's awesome.

  • 12.24.2011 7:46 AM PDT

Halo Waypoint Superintendent // Forger // Junior Games & Web Developer.

Halo4ger.com - Founder/Admin.

@DerFlatulator

Reaching Perfection || Blueprint -- Action Sack Lead

This guy deserves that as a custom title!


On second thoughts


But seriously, well done.

  • 12.24.2011 7:53 AM PDT
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:)

It's Christmas day here already...

nonetheless. Haha,wow.

  • 12.24.2011 7:53 AM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

That was awesome...

  • 12.24.2011 7:54 AM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

That was great. 10/10

  • 12.24.2011 7:58 AM PDT

The NEIGHBOR of God.

Follow me on Twitter: @Godzneighbor

Xbox Ambassador: Feel free to ask any questions you might have about a Xbox issue in a PM to me. I may be able to help!

Amazing! ;)

  • 12.24.2011 8:01 AM PDT

I enjoyed it!

  • 12.24.2011 8:07 AM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

Hmm, this looks familiar

OT: This is probably better than mine anyway.

  • 12.24.2011 8:11 AM PDT

That was fantastic!

  • 12.24.2011 8:25 AM PDT

Yay merry chritmas and happy holidays bungie people

  • 12.24.2011 8:54 AM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

A forum master so wise, lord-like and smart,
With a cowboy hat on


I don't remember becoming a mod...

  • 12.24.2011 8:57 AM PDT

@JosephBiwald
View my Art

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I love the creativity!

  • 12.24.2011 9:02 AM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

I noticed this on the Reach forum. It's pretty good too.

  • 12.24.2011 9:12 AM PDT

"If you fight it, you become it."

Classy.

  • 12.24.2011 9:16 AM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

*start slow clapping*

  • 12.24.2011 9:20 AM PDT

Find me anywhere with Pogo947

That was beautiful.

  • 12.24.2011 9:26 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

I laughed, and shed a single tear.

Bravo :)

  • 12.24.2011 9:35 AM PDT
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I apologize in advance for all the crappy jokes I make.

Nicely done.

  • 12.24.2011 9:37 AM PDT

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