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Subject: Halo Reach: It's only Mistake

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As many of you know, the 2010 release of Halo: Reach was a big step for gaming, and Bungie's Halo franchise. Many of us reading this at the moment have played and taken part in the legacy. Reach was a controversial game, half and half with the community due to it's move towards "Casual" gaming and the implemented changes in the previous gaming formula. All of these game together to form a somewhat broken game when viewed through the eyes of a Halo veteran. However the biggest mistake in Halo has got to be the way it caters to handicapped users, such as myself. About 4 years ago I stuck an Xbox Kinect hand controller up my a.ss, which left me with Internal A.nal Saffigostus, an infection that makes your a.nus more receptive to A.nal probes from martians. I can only play Reach for 15 minutes before Joffrey shows up (I managed to get a picture of him 7 minutes ago). Joffrey a.nal probes me and sends the data back to Uriton 7 where my as.shole recieves further research and cruel treatment. All I'm asking bungie is to give people like me an option to increase game speed so I can play accordingly.Also bungie you sons of bit.ches you ruined halo with halo reach.Thank you for reading this, this is Don Marktiki signing off.

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[Edited on 12.24.2011 9:04 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2011 9:01 PM PDT