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Subject: Who do you think will save Earth in Halo 3?

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

please pick someone from the poll please

  • 05.06.2005 3:30 PM PDT
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I belive it will be some new guy, i have no clue why but i just have a feeling about somthing.

  • 05.06.2005 6:22 PM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

we never know who will save Earth. but who ever does. better be good. lol

  • 05.07.2005 7:49 AM PDT
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I think that the Arbiter will die holding of the brutes in some way.... or blowing up a few ships, he'll go down that way so that the Master Cheif will:

Well you know in the books the humans have a kinda, whats it called... "SuperNova" bomb.. a planet killer... well i think the covies will have something like that on Earth. And the Master Cheif will have to fight his way to it to deactivate it.. but he'll get so beat up and hurt along that way that when he gets their cortana will be put into the bomb but she cant deactivate it.... but in the end all it takes is a simple frag grenade.....

But if memory serves me correctly then their should have been 2/3 other Spartans in Halo 2. It would be cool if in Halo 3 you get called in to save some marines and see from around a corner a bunch of covies get blown away then see some Spartans walking round the corner! :D....

Hmm think i'll go read the books again...

  • 05.07.2005 8:15 AM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

I am with you on taht one but please dont talk about the book please I still have not read it yet I have them but no time to read so please dont spoil it for me and who ever has not read them yet thank you so much

  • 05.07.2005 11:19 AM PDT

If you're swimming in a creek, and an eel bites your feet - that's a moray.

After the Arbiter and Cortana catch up with MC on earth, Cortana will proudly introduce us all to her daughter, MC's illegitimate child, who turns out to be a chick even hotter than Cortana.

This new chick will be named Cassiopeia, and she has dual-wieldable miniature Sniper rifles and shotguns, which have the same effect as the full-sized versions. She also has unlimited cloaking (like Arbiter), but it lasts for the full 10 seconds even if you get shot or when firing on an enemy.

Another upgrade is her dual mini-rockets (though the ammo will be tough to come by) built in to her chest. They're "mini" rockets because they're much shorter than normal rockets, but have just as big a diameter. She also gets really pissed if anyone tries to reload them for her.

Cassiopeia will be born while Cortana and Arbiter are en route to Earth, while traveling at light speed in one of the Forerunner Ark shuttles, and will therefore have slightly altered temporal lobes, making her age quickly to at least 18 (though perhaps as old as 27). The downside is that if she ever goes back into light speed she will start aging quickly again, so she may not be available for Halo 4 on XBOX 2π, but since she's so hot she'll probably get with Arbiter for a freaky badass as their offspring.

Anyway, after Cassiopeia agrees to let Arbiter reload her rockets (a cutscene I can't wait to see), she gets orbitally dropped into what used to be Redmond, Wa., which is the site of the Covenant Ark, only to discover that not only remaining Covenant forces but also Gravemind himself is already there.

Gravemind gets distracted by her amazing rockets though, which gives Arbiter enough time to kill the Prophet of Truth and his Brute lackeys, while MC drinks lots of beer and gets a massage from Cortana (another quality cutscene). Once Arbiter has taken out the Covenant forces, Cassiopeia turns her attention on Gravemind, but since he's the hive mind of the flood, she has to use her anti-flood biological weapon, a noxious (to flood - to humans it just smells like tuna) gas which emanates from her pelvic region after being activated, but since that will clearly be the climax of the game, I don't want to give away what *that* cutscene looks like...

Next thing you know, the Flood is wiped out, the Covenant (the bad ones anyway) are wiped out, and all that remains in Halo 4 on XBOX 2π is for Cassiopeia and Arbiter's son (MC's grandson), a new Spartan 69 they call "Master-Arbiter" (typically shortened to sound like "Master-bitter"), to visit each of the remaining Halo rings to keep them from firing. It might even have been that simple, except that he encounters a new form of the flood, which look like incredibly attractive and scantily clad human females (plenty of variety, but all incredibly attractive), and he finds that they are now unaffected by any of the weaponry used on flood to date. The shotgun, sword, and rocket launcher are all as useless as a sniper rifle.

Lucky for him, all Spartan 69 models have a "Boning Rod" built in to their lower torso, which when activated becomes a foot and a half long, quite stiff (though still just flexible enough to be able to comfortably move around), and injects a lethal dose of the newly developed "Spartan Projectile 3: Render Motionless" fluid (aka SP3RM fluid) into its victims. Unfortunately, the Boning Rod can only be used once every 5 minutes (Spartans have quite a stamina, but let's be realistic), and is obviously only useful if these new flood "seduction" forms can have their defenses penetrated. Since they have a very stringent prevent defense, he'll just have to rush in, pounding up the middle, and leave while they're still motionless to find his next victim. Given the limitations of the Boning Rod, if enough SP3RM is shot onto an enemy's face or chest the victim will go down on you.

Regarding Multi-Player variants of Halo 3: The Glorious Cavern, and Halo 4: The Divining Rod, expect new post-kill taunts, closely related to the "humping" or "tea-bagging" currently doled out on a regular basis, but now using the Boning Rod or Dual mini-rockets. With the advent of the "body controller" these new consoles will employ, players can also expect to feel more realistic sensations when playing, whether giving or taking punishment.

So as you can see, there is much to anticipate regarding Halo 3: The Glorious Cavern, and its sequel, Halo 4: The Divining Rod. But don't dispair, I'm sure the folks at Bungie will invent a new crisis for Master-biter to avert, so that Halo V: Spread the Legs of Freedom (on XBOX e^iπ) will be every bit as intense for all of us.

-Chapstick

  • 05.07.2005 11:25 AM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

ok some are good ideas but some are really dumb. like the daughter and the Arbiter getting it on that is just wrong there is no way that will ever happen sorry man. but some are good ideas but still like that is not.

  • 05.07.2005 12:15 PM PDT
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I say me. *echo* BECAUSE I AM GOD!*echo ends* I wouldn't let any Alien douche nuggets poop on my Earth. Plus I have like a plus 75 sword, I'd like to see them mess with that -blam!- right there.

  • 05.07.2005 6:43 PM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

1 your not in the game.
2 please pick someone on the poll.
3 YOUR NOT GOD.
thank you

  • 05.08.2005 7:23 AM PDT

Posted by: Caboose T87
Well you know in the books the humans have a kinda, whats it called... "SuperNova" bomb.. a planet killer... well i think the covies will have something like that on Earth.


Aaack! Don't do that! Then the W'rkncacnter will get out! The only known way to stop it is to envelop the sun in a gravity well to force it to collapse in on itself. Sure, it won't save Earth, but at least the universe manages to make it out.

Or, maybe it turns out that the Flood aren't so bad after all, and flood-infected life forms are in fact the hyper-evolved versions of the original host, and are the only forms of life that can survive the reversal of the Atmospheric Processors.

Or, maybe Lord Hood paralyses Truth at the end of the game with a magical stone, and the last remaining elites in the Legion charge forward with energy swords, and cut off his head, which is thrown into the black hole created by the Aye Mak Sicur station. Or am I getting my games confused here?

How about, the Master Chief and the UNSC corner Truth in a volcano, and the Chief traps him in some sort of force field which he tries to use to paralyse Truth with and destroy the rocky precipice on which he's standing so that Truth will fall into the raging magma below, while the remaining marine forces hold off the Brutes who get continuously teleported in to help Truth out. Then, after Truth is killed, the volcano erupts, but luckily the Cloudspine remains intact

I'm gonna stop now.

- Reiginko

  • 05.08.2005 7:47 AM PDT
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all of you guys are wrong! willie nelson is going to save earth! end of story. halo 3 is coming out? what a bunch of soldiers at bungie...

  • 05.08.2005 8:30 AM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

Yes Halo 3 will be coming out

  • 05.08.2005 12:43 PM PDT
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Who is the Arbiter? A good description plz. Is he the floating ball thingy that was in the Library in Halo?
Posted by: jr316to
Halo 2 will NOT be coming out for PC. but it will be out for X-box 360. its Halo 2.5.


So next XBOX is no XBOX 2 but X-box 360? And your saying that Halo 2 will be re-made for it as Halo 2.5?

[Edited on 5/8/2005]

  • 05.08.2005 4:58 PM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

1. The Arbiter is someone you can play as in Halo 2 along with Master Chief. you will have to see for your self when you play it lol.
2. the next X-box is X-Box 360.
3. Yes Halo 2 is being remade for X-Box 360 it is "Halo 2.5" but I just found out that will be called "Halo 2 Director's Cut" so it will have the new Halo 2 maps that there coming out with and it will look better and some othere stuff on it, it will be the full game normal and MP.

  • 05.08.2005 6:24 PM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

Any More Questions?

  • 05.09.2005 3:39 PM PDT
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Are you a robot?

  • 05.09.2005 7:11 PM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

LOL no I am not a robot lol

  • 05.09.2005 7:25 PM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

anything eles

  • 05.10.2005 3:21 PM PDT
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the arbiter is a ex golden elite who was kinda fired from his job, the prophets(these guy with machines)(the covenant boss) let him continue to fight but with diffrent armor, the armor of the arbiter, a hero and leader of the elites before he died.

  • 05.10.2005 4:11 PM PDT
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I think there is only one surviving spartan other than master cheif(JOhn) and that spartan is probably linda.

  • 05.10.2005 4:25 PM PDT
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join my group ! its called: Region of doom
i juust started it though
my gamer tag is: nukakid

[Edited on 5/10/2005]

  • 05.10.2005 4:29 PM PDT

Not that I wanna kill ya, it's just your to ugly to let live!

join my group ! its called: Region of doom
i juust started it though
my gamer tag is: nukakid

wrong Forum. sorry

  • 05.10.2005 6:23 PM PDT
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why do people put stuf up in the wrong forums? its really making me mad

  • 05.12.2005 3:16 AM PDT
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WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.



WERE ALL GOING TO DIE IM TELLING YOU
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.12.2005 3:52 AM PDT
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NO GUYS MESSING WITH YOU





WERE ALL GOING TO DIE....LOL....


  • 05.12.2005 3:54 AM PDT