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Subject: What do I offer Jerome to get past him?

NO GROUP INVITES

Jesus took 3 days to respawn, talk about lag.

7 BILLION BY 7

It's simple. Considering the joyous time of year, rum and eggnog is the only solution :)

  • 12.26.2011 3:48 PM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

You do not make an offer, he makes a demand.

  • 12.26.2011 3:59 PM PDT

Tell him Stosh is making off with Ling-Ling

  • 12.26.2011 6:08 PM PDT

Any type of food, Jeremiah loves food.

  • 12.26.2011 6:12 PM PDT

@spaboolly

A night out with your girlfriend.

  • 12.26.2011 6:12 PM PDT

ShawtyHullstineFilms CEO-Team MLG EXTREME

Steak. Lots and lots of steak.

  • 12.26.2011 6:24 PM PDT

My way or no way.


Posted by: GPK Ethan
Your soul.

  • 12.26.2011 6:26 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

A lifetime supply of ramen noodles...

  • 12.26.2011 6:27 PM PDT

We're concerned

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Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
A lifetime supply of ramen noodles...

Or...

>.>


<.<


Nah, I have some self control.

  • 12.26.2011 6:30 PM PDT

Posted by: urk
Eat raw meat.
Punch a bear in the face.


If you don't know who I am, the feeling is mutual.

To get past Jerome, you must offer to leave the premises.

Then, 10,000 years in the future, once Bungie's dark empire has been toppled by the last remnants of human resistance, you can behold the remains of Bungie Studios.

If you're lucky, there will still be some Mountain Dew in one of the fridges.

  • 12.27.2011 1:24 AM PDT

30 grand.

  • 12.27.2011 1:34 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: snipe champpppp

Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
A lifetime supply of ramen noodles...

Or...

>.>


<.<


Nah, I have some self control.

i no wat u thought thar

  • 12.27.2011 1:35 AM PDT

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343

Your life.

  • 12.27.2011 1:41 AM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

A lock of Luke's flowing hair.

  • 12.27.2011 3:17 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: da bomb drop
You do not make an offer, he makes a demand.

  • 12.27.2011 6:25 AM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Jerome might let you pass, but you still need a key card to get into the studio. No key card, no entry.

~Delta

  • 12.27.2011 8:04 AM PDT

~B.B.

Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
He [me] is a tall, Nordic looking guy. He could pass as a Die Hard villain.

Games Played = Win | The WorkPLace

Kittens. He loves kittens.


Apparently they're delicious.

  • 12.27.2011 8:58 AM PDT

Yea you don't have to worry about getting past Jerome if you can't even make it in pass the security doors. But if you do, you had better run!

  • 12.27.2011 9:07 AM PDT

You Clicked my More button

WHO SAID YOU COULD CLICK ON MY MORE BUTTON!

A small goat, as sacrifice.

  • 12.27.2011 9:28 AM PDT

Marvelous bauble.

  • 12.27.2011 9:41 AM PDT

Posted by: Darth1Snyder
Everytime someone sacks my groceries, I think of Loaf.

Your face.

  • 12.27.2011 9:47 AM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Appeasing Great Champion Jerome is near impossible, since he already possesses every worldly desire.

In order to get last him, one must venture to Middle Earth to attain Excalibur.

  • 12.27.2011 9:50 AM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

He looks like a man that might enjoy a cigar now and then, perhaps if you give him a good cigar and he'll look the other way.

  • 12.27.2011 9:51 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

There is one thing that may help: The Eblis stone...

The stone is said to temporarily make you equal of Jerome.

[Edited on 12.27.2011 10:12 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2011 10:09 AM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

You do not ask to get past Jerome. Simple.

  • 12.27.2011 10:12 AM PDT

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