- TurnedSculpture
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And so God called Moses to come forth but he came fifth and was therefore disqualified.
Posted by: Delicious Ulcer
Infection: Play with a group of overly powerful humans equipped with plenty of shotgun ammo and 90 degree angles within the map to hide in. Then, when the host migrates, you suddenly turn infected because of blatant lag-related causes and become a very weak and pathetic zombie, sword at hand, lunging at a group of trigger-happy juggernauts.
Infection Community: High pitched 11-year-olds screeching into their microphone and begging to be promoted to party leader so they can show-off a plethora of horridly-designed battlegrounds with poorly written game types to boot.
"Hey dude, you wanna play some Matchmaking?"
"Sure! That sounds like a swell way to really get the old boredom evicted."
*Puts on Living Dead*
"Oh, hold on just one jelly-jumping minute, good sir. I suppose that I had forgotten to renew my driver's license. I have to begin that errand right now. Good'day, sir."
"What? But dude, we're about to.. like... kill some zombies and stuff."
"Sorry. I must depart at once!"
This is a conversation serving as an exemplar of why I hate Infection and the Infection Community in general. If I want to eradicate vicious walking dead, I would forcibly insert Left 4 Dead into my console.
Why does everyone love Infection?
No one said you had to play it.