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Subject: Contest. Worst/funniest post ever.

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Alright basically you choose the worst post you have ever seen, don't include names of who posted it. and the worst/funniest post will be rewarded the grand prize of absolutely nothing.

Rules

Only 1 entry, you can edit.

Thats it.

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Posted by: spartakus14
Alright basically you choose the worst post you have ever seen, don't include names of who posted it. and the worst/funniest post will be rewarded the grand prize of absolutely nothing.

Rules

Only 1 entry, you can edit.

Thats it.


owned.

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Posted by: spartakus14
Alright basically you choose the worst post you have ever seen, don't include names of who posted it. and the worst/funniest post will be rewarded the grand prize of absolutely nothing.

Rules

Only 1 entry, you can edit.

Thats it.


owned.


owndizzled. :) JK

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Within each steel-bound coffin of a cell, / Buried alive;
But rather mourne the apathetic throng / The cowed, and the meek -
Who see the world’s great anguish and its wrong / And dare not speak.

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This could turn bad really fast. So here's a different one, that some of you may remember:

Why is shiska sometimes called stosh?

  • 05.10.2006 9:59 PM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
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That was a pretty horrible one.

  • 05.10.2006 11:50 PM PDT
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Worst Guy Ever: so many times that i go in to team HC or scrims i do bad on these maps cause i get ****ed over a lot,ive been thinking of this lately and what i think i should do is camp a flag spawn on green or yellow with shottie and on top of the others team base in CTF,but what do u guys think that works.ohh if ne1 has vod and saw that BC CTF with FB vs STR8 i heard ogre 1 went like 4o and 20 so can ppl tell me what he did?

Some guy: my team played 3ev and worked em.

Worst Guy Ever: ok so r u trying to talk **** cause we barely even practice.and WTF did u post this here in the 1st place its knid of im a mentally handicapped thing to do .

Me: Do you even have a first language?

  • 05.11.2006 5:02 AM PDT

It was in Zanzibar (naturally)

Posted by: H4MBURGLAR
dutch and german are the same thing, i would know because im part german

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Give me the prize now!

  • 05.11.2006 11:28 AM PDT

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Like...certain "features?"

Yeah we're going to be adding ...

*gets dragged into the server closet by a large creature* *loud noises*

... ouch, my liver!



*Tosses grenades into server closet* 'FIre in the hole Ninja you ok' *dives into server closet and beats on large creature 'oh god my spline' * loud noises and sounds of breaking bones* 'For the love of god someone help me'

  • 05.11.2006 11:55 AM PDT
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Lol. Just lol.

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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

I'm half Irish, half German, I'm geneticaly destined to be an achoholic.

I forget who said that...

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  • 05.11.2006 4:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
i am dumd

Always, and forever.


<3.

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  • 05.11.2006 4:28 PM PDT

i actually like the one in your sig better.

  • 05.11.2006 4:42 PM PDT

$x='print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x; ';
print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x;

I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

Wait, we're using this thread to talk about another thread on another site that is about another thread on this site?
This is not a bad post, I just though it was funny

  • 05.11.2006 4:52 PM PDT

2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Stupidest post ever:


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hey moderator dude, do you work at Bungie?

That has got to be thee most stupid question I have ever heard.... He's a Mod, you said that yourself, a mod that works on bungie.net, what site are you on right now 'dude'? your on bungie.net.... simple answer YES!

Actually, no I don't. But thanks for trying.

-TGP-


TGP pwnt him in the end...


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  • 05.11.2006 4:59 PM PDT
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Who at Bungie most closely resembles JP from the movie Grandma's Boy? If you haven't seen the movie (and you're over 17) rent it. Now I know the staff at Bungie has to have seen this. It's a movie centered around a gaming studio. So who at Bungie is JP? And do you have anyone as hot as Samantha working at Bungie?

I R COOL.

  • 05.11.2006 5:26 PM PDT

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...if there were no drunkards, we today, would have no hobos...and the world would be a boring place.

Posted by: Banshee Barron
i am dumd

Always, and forever.



Amen Barron, amen. Jophus1 ftw!

  • 05.11.2006 5:37 PM PDT

Don't be use ghey.

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- Mike

BEHOLD! I mean Behold...

Yes those are old, but they are still funny.

  • 05.11.2006 6:13 PM PDT

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* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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After 5 months of no logings in the account is deleted. 2 months later (The 6th month) that name is able for use again.
back to grade 3 for math.


I got one none of you can guess.

Off-topic for OptiMatch.

Playlist discussions only.


Who said it.

Hint: not NoF



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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

The one in my sig is pretty bad.(not the no scope one)

Edit:
Is that quote from AnonymousHipHop or whatever his name is?

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  • 05.11.2006 6:31 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Nope.

It's recon. OMG. he's turned into a zombie NoF.

  • 05.11.2006 6:34 PM PDT
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News? Podcasts? Machinima? Active forums? Competitions? Jaffa Cakes!? OMG!
Thee Warriors!

Best. Mod. Ever.

Theres one by Pimp at Sea somehwre about conquering. It goes something like:

Conquering is so stupid. Its just a chidish idea. So how do you go to war with another group? Do you have war heroes who risked their accounts to make the vital post that turned the tide of battle? Do you have war veterans who tell yo all the posts they made? The whole idea is ludocris.

I'll try find the rest.

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