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Happy New Year nerdy tryhards.
We completed another year, and what have you nerds accomplished? other than being on the forums 24/7 and thinking you're "pro" because of the easy-to-get single digit lolArena.
Here is some advice from a man to you kids:
1. Shave your neckbeard, for those that had their balls dropped, nothing more emberrasing than a disgusting plot of hair on your neck.
2. Wear anything that will make you smell better. Yeah, that stench in your room from sitting for hours with no end on sight will make you smell disgusting. You don't notice it, but trust me, other none-nerds will.
3. Exercise, a combination of cardio and calisthenics will get rid of your fat tits (cooop). For you scrawny pathetic looking kids (cosssta), it'll make you look more intimidating than a chihuahua carried by hoes in their purse.
4. Get off the internetz kids, there is a WHOLE world outside of your room.
5. Loose your viginity. Must I say more?
Lastly, I'm in the mood for MILF tonight, so if you have a hot mom, please send her over my way. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Sanuel's mom might be MILF material seeing how asians age slowly, and his sister is good looking. Send her over my way my Asian friend!
With love, Kaboni
"I'm just like you, but better"