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There should be an officially inbalanced weapon in the game that we can all whore. That way the debates we had about h2 will be far less boring. There will be posts along the lines of

Is the X inbalanced?

- Yes, it is the officially inbalanced weapon as authorised by Bungie.

But what should the weapon be?

Well my vote goes for the Bungle gun. It will turn all it hits into a bloke in a poorly designed bear suit.

How can it fail?

[Edited on 5/11/2006]

  • 05.11.2006 8:11 AM PDT
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How about a trout? It can be insta-kill, and have twice the distace lunge as the sword, it can also shoot scales like the sniper and it never runs out of ammo, you can also see through, lunge through, and shoot through walls


^duh^

  • 05.11.2006 8:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: DevitusDeus
How about a trout? It can be insta-kill, and have twice the distace lunge as the sword, it can also shoot scales like the sniper and it never runs out of ammo, you can also see through, lunge through, and shoot through walls


^duh^


I like the trout idea better than mine. I suppose that would be a human weapon or would it be some kind of covenant stylee space trout thing?

  • 05.11.2006 8:35 AM PDT

Go to your room!


...Well I'm glad that worked, because those would have been terrible last words.

WTF? Everyone knows that perch is the really skilfull fish combo.

  • 05.11.2006 8:41 AM PDT
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BUt with duel wielding you could have both a perch and a trout at the same time!

  • 05.11.2006 8:42 AM PDT

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WTF? Everyone knows that perch is the really skilfull fish combo.


blam you buddy, everyone knows there's nothing skillful about the nooby perch combo

  • 05.11.2006 8:42 AM PDT
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The PieShooter. After you pie in the face, you can scream, "No scope, you just got pied".

  • 05.11.2006 8:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: DevitusDeus
How about a trout? It can be insta-kill, and have twice the distace lunge as the sword, it can also shoot scales like the sniper and it never runs out of ammo, you can also see through, lunge through, and shoot through walls


^duh^


I would rather it be... A HERRING!!!

(scarry violins)

  • 05.11.2006 8:43 AM PDT
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Shrimp grenades?

  • 05.11.2006 8:44 AM PDT

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...Well I'm glad that worked, because those would have been terrible last words.

Bungie should make it so the perch and trout can't be duel-wielded. Balance things out, even if trout would be a crappy weapon.

RK, what is your problem? I am just trying to improve H3??? ;p

  • 05.11.2006 8:44 AM PDT
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Personally I'd rather make it defensive rather than offensive.

Perhaps a "Mister Chief Cloaking Shield" that when activated makes everyone on the board look like mister chief and you can't tell who's who.

  • 05.11.2006 8:55 AM PDT
Subject: Great Idea for the new game

Go to your room!


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Posted by: Gav451
Shrimp grenades?


Totally prawned.

  • 05.11.2006 9:20 AM PDT
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I agree! Imbalanced weapons rule

  • 05.11.2006 9:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Niall8r
Posted by: Gav451
Shrimp grenades?


Totally prawned.


Punny! LOL

  • 05.11.2006 9:24 AM PDT

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Nah, I personally like the Duck Launcher. You won't even hear it quackin-- err, coming.

  • 05.11.2006 9:25 AM PDT

Go to your room!


...Well I'm glad that worked, because those would have been terrible last words.

I prefer being punny to crabby.

  • 05.11.2006 9:25 AM PDT
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What? I just really hope that the scarab/plasma rifle would be somewhere inside O3 waiting for us again....

  • 05.11.2006 10:51 AM PDT
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I think it's obvious that this honor should be conferred upon the Dildo Gatling with Jizz Phaser attachment...

note- while I whole-heartedly endoseed the addition of the standard Dildo Gatling to Halo 2, for Halo 3, the equipment must be stepped up, hence the Jizz Phaser.

  • 05.11.2006 10:53 AM PDT
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Why not have a soul sucker gun that takes away your respawning ability.

  • 05.11.2006 10:54 AM PDT
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I think it should be a weapon that has PAS at heart...

  • 05.11.2006 10:59 AM PDT
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It should have 'big pointy snickets'








and a shrubbery.

  • 05.11.2006 12:00 PM PDT
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  • 05.11.2006 12:03 PM PDT
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How about no. With one imbalanced weapons, ALL the other weapons would be come virtually obsolete, and thus the game would be much better without them. We don't want a game with ONE weapon, do we?

  • 05.11.2006 12:04 PM PDT
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I agree. Who wants to play a one weapon game.

  • 05.11.2006 12:08 PM PDT

The midget launcher. It launches the midget at your opponent and your opponent is afraid to shoot it our of fear of being politically incorect. While this happens, a piece of hair gets in the mouth of your enemy, which feels really gross. While he is getting it out, the midget explodes, sending midget shrapnel into the brain of your enemy, and the brain files a lawsuit on the midget. The midget counter sues for racism, and your opponent is sent to jail. Do NOT pass go. Do NOT collect 500 dollars.

  • 05.11.2006 12:09 PM PDT

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