- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Cortana: Ok, shoot.
Gravemind: Are you doing anything Saturday?
Cortana: No.
Gravemind: Do you mind if I give you a good time?
Cortana: Hell, no. *slaps tenticle out of the way*
Gravemind: Oooh, feisty.
Cortana: Listen here, you son of a -blam!-, I am not going to listen to this!
Gravemind: Awwww, please.
Cortana: NO!
Gravemind: How about now?
Cortana: Yes.
Gravemind: Really?
Cortana: NO!
Gravemind: Crap. Well can we at least be friends?
Cortana: NO! Get away from me!
Gravemind: It's not like you actually have a choice... *pokes with his tenticles*