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Subject: What is your favorite thing to do to noobs.

Tell me, what ways do you like to torture noobs.

  • 01.04.2012 9:30 AM PDT

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Spawn Kill them

  • 01.04.2012 9:31 AM PDT

Finish the game quickly then try and find some actual competition

  • 01.04.2012 9:35 AM PDT

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Posted by: vballryan
Finish the game quickly then try and find some actual competition


For 4v4 I can see but there's a rare chance another BTB party will be searching. It's almost always randoms

  • 01.04.2012 9:36 AM PDT

I like to make the game slow and painful for them.

  • 01.04.2012 9:39 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

Play it like a normal match and then congratulate them if they did good on one of their first games seeing as they are new players.

  • 01.04.2012 9:40 AM PDT

noobs aren't always new players.

  • 01.04.2012 9:42 AM PDT

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: vballryan
Finish the game quickly then try and find some actual competition


For 4v4 I can see but there's a rare chance another BTB party will be searching. It's almost always randoms


Pro tip: btb doesnt have any competition in the first place.

  • 01.04.2012 9:43 AM PDT
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I like letting them get close to my wraith before boosting and holding the nose of the tank up making it impossible for them to jack me.

It's so fun hearing screams of "hackZ!1!!111!" over the mic when I roll over them.

  • 01.04.2012 10:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sandtrap
I like letting them get close to my wraith before boosting and holding the nose of the tank up making it impossible for them to jack me.

It's so fun hearing screams of "hackZ!1!!111!" over the mic when I roll over them.


The call of the kid who cannot fathom someone being better at a video game than them.

  • 01.04.2012 10:12 AM PDT

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My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

Murderize them.

  • 01.04.2012 10:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: Sandtrap
holding the nose of the tank up making it impossible for them to jack me.


wat

  • 01.04.2012 10:29 AM PDT

I've been known to bring them a sniper, and then make them miss repeatedly with it at close range.

  • 01.04.2012 10:39 AM PDT


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Kill them

  • 01.04.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Happiness is a warm gun

Invite to private match after the game, enlighten them to their faults, work with them to get better.

This is assuming they are friendly and willing to learn.

I'm a relic of gaming days of old.

  • 01.04.2012 11:05 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

Free kills.

  • 01.04.2012 11:17 AM PDT

There's always room for you, If you want to be my friend.

Let them win.

  • 01.04.2012 11:46 AM PDT

I usually go for fast wins. Spawn killing gets boring.

  • 01.04.2012 11:57 AM PDT


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: Sandtrap
holding the nose of the tank up making it impossible for them to jack me.


wat

  • 01.04.2012 11:59 AM PDT

t-bag them

  • 01.04.2012 12:08 PM PDT


Posted by: SupplyDrake3
Tell me, what ways do you like to torture noobs.


I'm sorry, but what is it that you like to do to my fellow noobs?

  • 01.04.2012 1:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Spawn Kill them

Which is why we need party restrictions.

  • 01.04.2012 2:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: nightspark
Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Spawn Kill them

Which is why we need party restrictions.


Hardly any parties play BTB.

  • 01.04.2012 2:37 PM PDT