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Subject: What is your favorite thing to do to noobs.

Looking to hook up with some competent players! Please PM me if you want a decent team mate, looking to learn from good players and impart what I know to the team too. Im sick of going 'randy' and getting betrayed for the sniper etc.. and having to put up with BK team mates

pwn them

  • 01.05.2012 8:07 PM PDT

And so God called Moses to come forth but he came fifth and was therefore disqualified.


Posted by: SupplyDrake3
Tell me, what ways do you like to torture noobs.

Punch a hole from one side of their cranium to the other.

  • 01.05.2012 8:07 PM PDT

:D

Stand still while shooting/aiming,

  • 01.05.2012 8:07 PM PDT

nolee

kill them so fast that they did not know that they got shot. then shoot their bodies. give them a bad rep so i dont have to put up with them again

  • 01.05.2012 8:51 PM PDT


Posted by: Akamia179

Posted by: SupplyDrake3
noobs aren't always new players.

OBJECTION!

What else can they be?


A 'newb' is a new player a 'noob' is something completely different and what the OP is talking about ITT.

Read a book.

  • 01.05.2012 9:04 PM PDT
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As lame as it sounds I'll pick up a plasma repeater, shoulder my DMR and actually give them a fighting chance.

This only happens on certain maps though where the repeaters are plentiful (Reflection, Boardwalk, Asylum, Zealot, etc)

I have no idea where they are on Uncaged or Powerhouse.

[Edited on 01.05.2012 10:12 PM PST]

  • 01.05.2012 10:11 PM PDT
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Get thine wads out for seuth.


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Posted by: timmy23458
t-bag them

/\ This, betray and destroy

I love you.

  • 01.06.2012 3:10 AM PDT
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Kill them,start T-Bagging them,and wait for them to come back and watch xD

  • 01.06.2012 8:57 AM PDT

pwn them hard, receive hatemail, send thank you back, and file complaint them for sending rude messages

  • 01.06.2012 9:03 AM PDT

"The only cross i put my faith to, is the one down the scope of my rifle"
Marcus Wolfren

"What starts with War......Ends with Death"

Epicly Assassinate them, then t-bag them for failing and then i pick up their weapon and kill them with it.....and continue t-bagging

  • 01.06.2012 9:09 AM PDT

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I am a noob. If anyone is looking for a victem I like long walks in the park, and if you buy me dinner I will be nice enough to lay face down in the dirt quite often.

  • 01.06.2012 9:16 AM PDT

"The only cross i put my faith to, is the one down the scope of my rifle"
Marcus Wolfren

"What starts with War......Ends with Death"

lol...yeah right mr. eclipse

  • 01.06.2012 9:18 AM PDT

I like to go on bungie.net and start threads about how much of an epic badass I am because I'm good at a video game that came out over a year ago. I require validation from a bunch of strangers. Ironically, when I was at school once a bigger kid picked on me and it made me feel bad. But when I'm online I've discovered that I can also be a huge -blam!-.

  • 01.06.2012 9:28 AM PDT

If they don't suck it at first, just thrust and thrust til they do

If i play with my mic I blast 'another one bites the dust' on my radio in the background

[Edited on 01.06.2012 12:55 PM PST]

  • 01.06.2012 12:54 PM PDT

Spawn kill them or stand on their heads.

  • 01.06.2012 1:12 PM PDT

Atleast there are a few nice people out there. most of the people I come across think they are pros

  • 01.06.2012 1:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Cr1msa1nt
I like to go on bungie.net and start threads about how much of an epic badass I am because I'm good at a video game that came out over a year ago. I require validation from a bunch of strangers. Ironically, when I was at school once a bigger kid picked on me and it made me feel bad. But when I'm online I've discovered that I can also be a huge -blam!-.


I feel this is 90% of the players I have come across so far in my first week playing.

  • 01.06.2012 1:32 PM PDT

"The truth is the key, and with it, I will unlock the doors of darkness and find justice."
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"Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?"
-Phoenix Wright


Posted by: xSmoothmouse

Posted by: Akamia179

Posted by: SupplyDrake3
noobs aren't always new players.

OBJECTION!

What else can they be?


A 'newb' is a new player a 'noob' is something completely different and what the OP is talking about ITT.

Read a book.

I do read books. I doubt you can say the same, however.

Alright, smart guy, if you know so much, explain to me precisely what a "noob" is. I want the full definition. Everything down to the very last letter.

  • 01.06.2012 1:32 PM PDT

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Noob

No use reinventing the wheel.

I know the article references a CTRL-ALT-DELETE comic, but bare with it.

Bad TVTropes, bad!




[Edited on 01.06.2012 2:59 PM PST]

  • 01.06.2012 2:57 PM PDT

"The truth is the key, and with it, I will unlock the doors of darkness and find justice."
-Me

"Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?"
-Phoenix Wright


Posted by: xSmoothmouse
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Noob

No use reinventing the wheel.

I know the article references a CTRL-ALT-DELETE comic, but bare with it.

Bad TVTropes, bad!



And this changes what?

  • 01.06.2012 3:27 PM PDT
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Scarlet Sphere


Posted by: Bombsoldier
If i play with my mic I blast 'another one bites the dust' on my radio in the background

I heard that . . .

  • 01.08.2012 6:05 PM PDT

I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast but I got hummus for these MINI TOASTS!

Posted by: SupplyDrake3
Tell me, what ways do you like to torture noobs.


Call their mommies and tell them their child is player M rated Video Games

  • 01.08.2012 6:12 PM PDT