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How do you apply for Ninja School on Bnet?

  • 05.11.2006 6:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

B.net Ninja School is like Fight Club:

The number one rule is that you don't talk about Ninja School.

  • 05.11.2006 6:19 PM PDT

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Either:
a) Your new.

Your join date sayd differently.

b) Your not here alot.

or

c) You like asking stupid questions.

Either way the answer is no. Bungies asks you to become a moderator.

  • 05.11.2006 6:28 PM PDT
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Well think you so much for letting me no.

Also You should come over to the Halo 3 forum. Good Entertainment. Thread Goes up and comes right back down.

  • 05.11.2006 6:31 PM PDT
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first you must give up all your life, family, and friends. then you must scale the slopes of mt. everest, naked. then, if you survive, you will be able to fill out the applicaton for the ninja school.

  • 05.11.2006 6:33 PM PDT

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Forgot about good grammar?

  • 05.11.2006 6:35 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: ODST1125
Forgot about good grammar?


77 page essay on how much you love the number 7, how you will help Bungie.net, and how Frankie is awesome. You're allowed 3 mistakes. On the third they toss your paper and burn your application.

  • 05.11.2006 6:39 PM PDT

Bananas and screaming...

  • 05.11.2006 6:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mabian
Posted by: ODST1125
Forgot about good grammar?


77 page essay on how much you love the number 7, how you will help Bungie.net, and how Frankie is awesome. You're allowed 3 mistakes. On the third they toss your paper and burn your application.


Actually its the 7th mistake.

  • 05.11.2006 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mabian
77 page essay on how much you love the number 7, how you will help Bungie.net, and how Frankie is awesome. You're allowed 3 mistakes. On the third they toss your paper and burn your application.


Bungie has reduced the tedium of the process. When I applied, it was a 343-page essay on the effects of the number 2,401 on the forums, as well as 49 essay questions pertaining to every thread Shishka has ever locked. If you made one error, a katana swiftly decapitated you.

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  • 05.11.2006 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: ODST1125
Forgot about good grammar?

didn't forget. just ignored it. you will find i do that a lot.

  • 05.11.2006 7:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: ODST1125
Forgot about good grammar?

didn't forget. just ignored it. you will find i do that a lot.


If there is one object we won't find, it will be an English textbook.

  • 05.11.2006 7:27 PM PDT
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uhhh im kinda lost Ninja School? is that like some exclusive moderating club? cuz if what ur saying is true that means they make members moderators and that could be disasterous

  • 05.11.2006 7:30 PM PDT

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These members are chosen based on good things

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I've taken several martial arts...one of wich included Ninjitsu (wich a later realised was a waste of much time and hard work seeing as I don't ACTUALLY live in feudal Japan, and learning how to throw a shuriken gains me nothing in the corperate world...yet.) But I don't think that qualifies me.

  • 05.11.2006 8:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mabian
77 page essay on how much you love the number 7, how you will help Bungie.net, and how Frankie is awesome. You're allowed 3 mistakes. On the third they toss your paper and burn your application.


Bungie has reduced the tedium of the process. When I applied, it was a 343-page essay on the effects of the number 2,401 on the forums, as well as 49 essay questions pertaining to every thread Shishka has ever locked. If you made one error, a katana swiftly decapitated you.


...and yet, you're alive?

  • 05.11.2006 11:03 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

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Posted by: bat5280
Posted by: Mabian
77 page essay on how much you love the number 7, how you will help Bungie.net, and how Frankie is awesome. You're allowed 3 mistakes. On the third they toss your paper and burn your application.


Bungie has reduced the tedium of the process. When I applied, it was a 343-page essay on the effects of the number 2,401 on the forums, as well as 49 essay questions pertaining to every thread Shishka has ever locked. If you made one error, a katana swiftly decapitated you.


...and yet, you're alive?


Didn't think that made-up application process all the way through, eh Bat?

Trust me, 77 page essay is the best way to go.

  • 05.11.2006 11:05 PM PDT

all i know is that its in a secret place, where secret things happen. And if you hear a ninja, its probably the last thing you'll hear. But if you don't hear a ninja, then you better stay on your toes, cause there's probably one waiting to get ya.

  • 05.11.2006 11:42 PM PDT
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To quote myself at the ripe young age of 15, but 8 months ago:

"You don't ask to be in mod club. Mod club asks to be in you."
-TGP-

  • 05.12.2006 12:18 AM PDT
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To quote myself at the ripe young age of 15, but 8 months ago:

"You don't ask to be in mod club. Mod club asks to be in you."
-TGP-

"In"? Ok, that's a little bit weird...

  • 05.12.2006 1:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Great_Pretender
To quote myself at the ripe young age of 15, but 8 months ago:

"You don't ask to be in mod club. Mod club asks to be in you."
-TGP-
Har har, horrible... =)

  • 05.12.2006 3:56 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Use your head. The one on your shoulders. No really, just try. Please?

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Posted by: Great_Pretender
To quote myself at the ripe young age of 15, but 8 months ago:

"You don't ask to be in mod club. Mod club asks to be in you."
-TGP-

I will join the ranks of users who felt uneasy reading this.
I knew the hazing was bad, but I didn't think it was Pulp Fiction bad.

  • 05.12.2006 4:38 AM PDT
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God Pulp Fiction was the best movie ever. I feel like Moderators have a very Mr. Wolf attitude, exept more strict because they don't talk you through a problem...they just lock you out of it.

  • 05.12.2006 7:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: Great_Pretender

"You don't ask to be in mod club. Mod club asks to be in you."
-TGP-


hahah whiew! That makes my soft parts ache just reading it. There are like 19 of you right?

  • 05.12.2006 8:27 AM PDT

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You could always settle for being schooled by a ninja. This is what happens to people when they are permabanned. Education through pain.

  • 05.12.2006 8:30 AM PDT

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