- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Bungie, I'm very happy that you guys got creative with the halo story. In halo 2, you had a halo idea that was so predictable___a second halo. However, now you got really creative and, if i understood this right, the halo might be on earth. That idea deserves $999,999.99. Good work. I congratulate your originality and for NOTt making the story something like my script.
MC "wow! a third halo!"
Cortana: "well, now what?"
MC: "Lets go inside, -blam!- all the covenant predictably, -blam!- the prophets and destroy halo for the second or third time. Is this the second or third time we've blown up halo? The story's gotten so stale I can't remember."
Cortana: "I thinks its the third" *yawns* "but then again, I dont care because this story's so exhausted.
MC: "you wanna blow up the covies?"
Cortana: No thanks. I'm too tired. You got any money?"
MC: uhhh....no. Hey, wait, I think your having an affair with that big paracite plant!
Cortana: Me? never! I only slept with him once!
MC: Ok this story sucks. I'm going home. *MC leaves stage*