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Subject: Webmaster.

prozeyic

Now, let me first say that I am not a grizzled ancient. I've only been on the forums for around 3 1/2 years. Although I've been a Bungie fan since CE.

But... Who's Webmatser? I've seen him being mentioned here and there and I've finally summed up the confidence to ask the Bungie community.

I am in fear of being locked for some reason... Maybe talking about the Webmaster is blasphemy. Who knows?

Oh right, you do.

  • 01.07.2012 3:48 AM PDT

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"The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."

Do you mean who as in "identity" or who as in "what supernatural capabilities does he/she/it have"?

[Edited on 01.07.2012 3:52 AM PST]

  • 01.07.2012 3:52 AM PDT

prozeyic


Posted by: Grimick
Do you mean who as in "identity" or who as in "what supernatural capabilities does he/she/it have"?


Both.

  • 01.07.2012 3:55 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Everything and nothing.

No, I can't be any more vague.

  • 01.07.2012 3:56 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

He wears black sunglasses to hide his bloodshot eyes from staring at the computer for extended periods of time.

Note: This goes under the assumption that "you know who" is the Webmaster.

[Edited on 01.07.2012 4:03 AM PST]

  • 01.07.2012 3:59 AM PDT
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A man in a gorilla suit with a big cowboy hat that drinks a lot and used to answer fan emails. Here's a link to his bungiepedia article.

  • 01.07.2012 4:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: Zealot Tony
He wears black sunglasses to hide his bloodshot eyes from staring at the computer for extended periods of time.

Note: This goes under the assumption that "you know who" is the Webmaster.
The sunglasses are a dead giveaway.

  • 01.07.2012 9:06 AM PDT

meh...

He/She/It is god...

  • 01.07.2012 10:56 AM PDT

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You mean this guy?

  • 01.07.2012 11:02 AM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

I think you're talking about Achronos.

  • 01.07.2012 11:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: Exalted Kezia
You mean this guy?
He's referring to the guy in a gorilla suit wearing a cowboy hat. He inspired Bungie.net's mascot. He is most likely Achronos though.

  • 01.07.2012 11:45 AM PDT

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In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
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Posted by: LH Justin

Posted by: Exalted Kezia
You mean this guy?
He's referring to the guy in a gorilla suit wearing a cowboy hat. He inspired Bungie.net's mascot. He is most likely Achronos though.


No, the webmaster is a unique individual.

For a brief second we see Webmaster get Turkey and retreat to his computer

  • 01.07.2012 11:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: LH Justin

Posted by: Exalted Kezia
You mean this guy?
He's referring to the guy in a gorilla suit wearing a cowboy hat. He inspired Bungie.net's mascot. He is most likely Achronos though.


No, the webmaster is a unique individual.

For a brief second we see Webmaster get Turkey and retreat to his computer
Haha, they did that as a joke though. No one actually wears a gorilla suit 24/7.

  • 01.07.2012 11:51 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: LH Justin

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: LH Justin

Posted by: Exalted Kezia
You mean this guy?
He's referring to the guy in a gorilla suit wearing a cowboy hat. He inspired Bungie.net's mascot. He is most likely Achronos though.


No, the webmaster is a unique individual.

For a brief second we see Webmaster get Turkey and retreat to his computer
Haha, they did that as a joke though. No one actually wears a gorilla suit 24/7.
You must not know the Webmaster then.

  • 01.07.2012 11:52 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: LH Justin

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: LH Justin

Posted by: Exalted Kezia
You mean this guy?
He's referring to the guy in a gorilla suit wearing a cowboy hat. He inspired Bungie.net's mascot. He is most likely Achronos though.


No, the webmaster is a unique individual.

For a brief second we see Webmaster get Turkey and retreat to his computer
Haha, they did that as a joke though. No one actually wears a gorilla suit 24/7.


LOL, the webmaster does. He has done a lot of things.

We went to Princess Diana's funeral, flying over it with a jet pack.

He got his job by winning it at a carnival.

So, he just never left.

  • 01.07.2012 11:53 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: spartain ken 15
We went to Princess Diana's funeral, flying over it with a jet pack.
Were you even alive then?

  • 01.07.2012 12:10 PM PDT

Hey, how's it going?

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  • 01.07.2012 12:26 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Monkey Box Thing? Yeah, he's in Russia.

  • 01.07.2012 12:26 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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The Webmaster

Who is the Webmaster? A good question, and one best answered by breathing the acrid fumes of history. Take a good sniff. One common misconception about the Webmaster is that he is a Gorilla. Even Mr. Magoo could tell, at some distance, he's no gorilla. Merely a man in a gorilla suit. With a cowboy hat. Why is a question for a different time, but the Webmaster wears his hairy mantle with pride and simian satisfaction, and naturally, takes no offense to being called a "chimp."

The Webmaster's primary purpose has been, and will be again, to answer reader letters at an admittedly glacial pace, and the Webmaster came into being in Nineteen Oatcake. He simply popped into existence, squirted from the ether like soap from a prison shower.

But the Webmaster has another, more nefarious purpose. One that will not be revealed until it is too late. For you all.

  • 01.07.2012 3:10 PM PDT

The webmaster is all knowing
The webmaster is all seeing

Big Brother is watching you!

(In case you did not realise, reference to 1984 by George Orwell)

On a more normal note the webmaster is somewhat of a mascot and nothing more sadly. I'm not saying I am doubting Bungie's abilities to brainwash a monkey and control his mind through a Sombrero (that's my theory), but I am just saying that he is not a real entity. Instead he is kind of like a character in the community.

  • 01.07.2012 3:21 PM PDT