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Subject: *SPOILERS* KAT LIVES!!! *SPOILERS*
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KAT LIVES!!!
Remember when that elite shot her with that needle rifle? Well, actually it wasn't an elite and actually it wasn't a needle rifle!
It's all obvious! Let me explain this:
When Jorge supposedly "died" what actually happened was that the slip space drive sent him to the future; there he bought a full Sangheili Field Marhsall halloween costume and a TELEPORTER GUN which he then camouflaged as a NEEDLE RIFLE!!! (And a personal Phantom (R) as well.)
He "shot" Kat in the back of her head with this "gun", which teleported her to the Phantom. Kat was replaced by a yet another halloween costume, which nobody checked out on the inside.
So, there you have it, they didn't die!

Oh, and rest of Team Noble lives as well, Jorge and Kat saved them with even more teleportations!

EDIT: SORRY, forgot to tell ya, as the whole Noble Team was cruising to Earth and drinking loads of tequila, they forgot that somebody had to drive.
Unfortunately, Kat was the only sober one, so she decided to give it a shot.
...and you all know what happens when Kat's driving.

[Edited on 01.07.2012 11:31 AM PST]

  • 01.07.2012 11:15 AM PDT

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Posted by: SerLaama
When Jorge supposedly "died" what actually happened was that the slip space drive sent him to the future


no...

[Edited on 01.07.2012 11:16 AM PST]

  • 01.07.2012 11:16 AM PDT

that -blam!- needed to die

  • 01.07.2012 11:19 AM PDT

ETthemastermind

... THEY ALL DIED !!!!!!!! THIS IS VERY CLEAR AS HOW DO U EXPLAIN EMILE AND THE ENREGY SWORD AND CARTER CRASHED HIS PELICAN HE COULDNT HAVE SURVIVED. QUIT IT WITH THESE CONSPIRACY THERIOES. HOW DO U EXPLAIN UR OWN DEATH U CLEARLY SEE THE SWORD GO INTO YOUR CHEST EVEN IF U HAD SURVIVED U WOULD HAVE DIED OF THE WOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 01.07.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

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My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Seems plausible.

  • 01.07.2012 11:21 AM PDT

Hello. Reach is the first Halo game I have played and my style is mostly recreational.

REALLY?! No way man, if he didn't die then does that mean we can see Six's face by no-clipping inside of his armor in the end of Lone Wolf? Damn Imma get my PC ready the no-clip of Six's face will be up soon!!!! Hopefully PSN isn't hacked again then I can show all the PS3 players on the PSN network too!

/sarcasm

[Edited on 01.07.2012 11:23 AM PST]

  • 01.07.2012 11:21 AM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

Best thread I've seen all day.

11/10

  • 01.07.2012 11:21 AM PDT
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What are you smoking and where can I get some?

  • 01.07.2012 11:25 AM PDT

Serick Colver


When Jorge supposedly "died" what actually happened was that the slip space drive sent him to the future; there he bought a full Sangheili Field Marhsall halloween costume and a TELEPORTER GUN which he then camouflaged as a NEEDLE RIFLE!!! (And a personal Phantom (R) as well.)[/quote]

None of this makes any sense at all. And I screwed up above.

[Edited on 01.07.2012 11:25 AM PST]

  • 01.07.2012 11:25 AM PDT

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Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

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Seems legit.

  • 01.07.2012 11:32 AM PDT

Fhtagn

Spoiler indeed.

  • 01.07.2012 11:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: ETthemastermind
... THEY ALL DIED !!!!!!!! THIS IS VERY CLEAR AS HOW DO U EXPLAIN EMILE AND THE ENREGY SWORD AND CARTER CRASHED HIS PELICAN HE COULDNT HAVE SURVIVED. QUIT IT WITH THESE CONSPIRACY THERIOES. HOW DO U EXPLAIN UR OWN DEATH U CLEARLY SEE THE SWORD GO INTO YOUR CHEST EVEN IF U HAD SURVIVED U WOULD HAVE DIED OF THE WOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously it's Arby from Halo 3 (he got teleported there at the end of Halo 3, another time travel from a malfunctioning slip space drive) and as we all know, he + energy sword = No damage...
Oh, and after that, another teleportation and yet another dummy.
Easy, see?
And Carter, well, D'OH, that's easy. It wasn't carter, it was Echo 419. Carter was, by this time, in Club Errera (it was spared in the glassing as a tribute to the human bar culture by the covenant) taking them tequila shots and jamming to some Martin O'Donnell.
D'OH!

  • 01.07.2012 11:48 AM PDT
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This was almost funny.

  • 01.07.2012 12:10 PM PDT


Posted by: wcd45
This wasn't funny.



[Edited on 01.07.2012 12:39 PM PST]

  • 01.07.2012 12:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: jonbaker1023

Posted by: wcd45
This wasn't funny.


TBH, this threads (main :P) point wasn't to be funny. It was a parody on all the "NOBLE SIX LIVES!!! JORGE LIVES!!!" threads on the web.
I think you know what I'm talking about.

  • 01.07.2012 2:48 PM PDT