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Subject: Who is an enemy of Bungie?

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I'm assuming that their enemies are all of the other game developers besides Activision, but I could be wrong.

  • 01.09.2012 12:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
One would assume Bungie is crafting and testing the slingshot, and compiling an "enemies list". I fully expect to be on that list, due to how much of a jerk I am on their boards and in their games online. Not to mention how many annoyingly sycophantic ass-kissing PMs I've sent literally every employee.

So, it was nice knowing you community. I have a feeling that I have an appointment with a certain recoil based apparatus and a certain glowing ball of plasma. I wonder...will I dream (while flying through space)?
Looks like evilcam will meet his doom by the hands of Bungies sling shot.

*salutes

  • 01.09.2012 1:17 PM PDT

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Christianity is bungie'e greatest enemy.
That, is a fact.

  • 01.09.2012 3:04 PM PDT

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  • 01.09.2012 4:32 PM PDT
Subject: Who is an enemy of Bungie?

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Everyone is an enemy it's just we don't know it. So, stay on your toes and be hasty.

  • 01.09.2012 4:37 PM PDT
Subject: Who is an enemy of Bungie?

Key

-Microsoft.
-343i (if they -blam!- up Halo).
-Jennifer Love Hewitt.
-Anderson Cooper of TVs acclaimed AC360.
-That dude that shot Tupac.
-That dude that drove that dude that shot Tupac.
-That dude that sat in the back seat of the car of that dude that drove that dude that shot Tupac.
-That dude that saw that dude that shot Tupac and didn't tell nobody.
-Monkey Schoewalster
-That chick that's going steady with that dude that shot Tupac.
-Charlie, from TVs acclaimed Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-Lewis Carol of TVs acclaimed Chronicles of Narnia
-That dude that's the dad of that dude that shot Tupac.
-Whoever invented the aglet.
-Watermelon King
-John Cena
-Shane Dawson
-Richard Nixon of TVs acclaimed "37th Presidency of the United States of America"
-Shirley Temple

  • 01.09.2012 4:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


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  • 01.09.2012 4:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Posted by: undr zid
Christianity is bungie'e greatest enemy.
That, is a fact.


Wat. Halo is basically 1/3 Biblical references, and about 3/7 of the community is Christian, and yet you're saying that Bungie wants to KILL THEM ALL?!?!?!



Mkay.

  • 01.09.2012 4:47 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

You know what we're not gonna get into? Religion. There, done, moving on.

OT: Everyone who replied the "the Pie Thread". We thought it was just a harmless pie thread. We were wrong. It was bait, and thousands of us fell for it. They probably deleted it so none of us would notice the correlation, and get suspicious. Yep, that Pie thread almost certainly doomed us. I'll see you guys in transit to the Corona.

They'll probably delete this reply. Remember me Community, for telling you the truth. Avenge me. AVENGE ME!

  • 01.09.2012 4:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
You know what we're not gonna get into? Religion. There, done, moving on.

OT: Everyone who replied the "the Pie Thread". We thought it was just a harmless pie thread. We were wrong. It was bait, and thousands of us fell for it. They probably deleted it so none of us would notice the correlation, and get suspicious. Yep, that Pie thread almost certainly doomed us. I'll see you guys in transit to the Corona.

They'll probably delete this reply. Remember me Community, for telling you the truth. Avenge me. AVENGE ME!
Vengeance it is!

OT:I think all the enemies of Bugnie are the ninja's because, they are all highly trained, Sneaky, Squashy, and most probably planning to arm the slingshot and aim it at Bungie! Look out!

  • 01.09.2012 5:31 PM PDT
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  • 01.09.2012 5:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: dmg04
Canada...
Why would that be....

  • 01.09.2012 5:37 PM PDT

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

Hopefully people who text in the movie theater are on their list.

  • 01.09.2012 5:41 PM PDT

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

Posted by: dmg04
Canada...

Definitely not. Lots of us are loyal supporters.
Plus they will need our secret beaver army to cut down trees for the frame of their slingshot.

  • 01.09.2012 5:43 PM PDT
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  • 01.09.2012 6:55 PM PDT
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  • 01.09.2012 7:08 PM PDT

@accordingto343

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I know they had a friendly rivalry with Guerrilla Games, the Killzone guys.

  • 01.09.2012 7:14 PM PDT

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  • 01.09.2012 8:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: dmg04
Canada...
Their neutrality will not be tolerated!
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Hopefully people who text in the movie theater are on their list.
I suppose, nobody likes distractions.
Posted by: natedogr
Ewoks
I agree, could you imagine the entire population of Ewoks on the fourth moon of Endor straped into Bungies sling-shot? That'd be funny as hell!
Posted by: EAGLES5
I cant tell you his name, but i can tell you he is a scuba diver.
Scuba Steve?

[Edited on 01.09.2012 10:12 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 9:55 PM PDT

wrong thread

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  • 01.09.2012 10:21 PM PDT

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  • 01.09.2012 10:49 PM PDT
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  • 01.09.2012 11:06 PM PDT

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