- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
you see, after the Great Liederhosen War of Last Tuesday, the Grunts on planet Neptune ran out of Kool-Aid. Thusly, they combobulated a plan to achieve interplanetary domination. They came across the elites and brutes and befriended them, and used genetic engineering to turn common houseflies and Jack Russell terriers into drones and Jackals, respectively. The prophets are cranky old guys from Florida and Hunters are former Democrats.
I got all this highly accurate info from the books, although I'm not sure if ebay sent me the right ones.