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Subject: Bungie employee roles as our future overlords...

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Jason Jones- President/Chief of state (for life)

Jerome - Head of Department of Defense

Achronos- Head of the secret police

Do you have any ideas for who do you think will fill what position when Bungie rules the world?

[Edited on 01.09.2012 10:00 AM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 9:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: R3ACTlON
Hard is good.

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  • 01.09.2012 9:58 AM PDT
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Why are you reading my signature? Who actually opens these things and reads them!

And as always, SEND ME A PM. Please. Or really bad things will happen to you.

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  • 01.09.2012 9:58 AM PDT
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MROS (Mindless Rabble of Scientists) - A group to discuss any aspect of science

Posted by: R3ACTlON
Hard is good.

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  • 01.09.2012 9:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Storm
Deej: Nick Clegg
I wouldn't say Deej is spineless, or breaks pledges.

  • 01.09.2012 10:00 AM PDT
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MROS (Mindless Rabble of Scientists) - A group to discuss any aspect of science

Posted by: R3ACTlON
Hard is good.

Posted by: Kalriq
Posted by: The Storm
Deej: Nick Clegg
I wouldn't say Deej is spineless, or breaks pledges.

A fair few of us had hope in Nick Clegg to being with..

  • 01.09.2012 10:02 AM PDT
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“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Who shall be the head of the Thought Police?

  • 01.09.2012 10:04 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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The Storm: Head of the Thought Police

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  • 01.09.2012 10:04 AM PDT

"Why concentrate on the negative when we can speak of the positive?"
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Try using the Search Bar next time.
Halo 2 was the best Halo game
A7x FoREVer!

I read the title and instantly said to myself "this has Kens name written all over it."

*Looks down 1 line*
Hey, there is Ken's name!

  • 01.09.2012 10:05 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Noshotskill
I read the title and instantly said to myself "this has Kens name written all over it."

*Looks down 1 line*
Hey, there is Ken's name!

Noshotskill for the political pundit!

  • 01.09.2012 10:05 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

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OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

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  • 01.09.2012 10:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Storm
Deej: Nick Clegg
I wouldn't say Deej is spineless, or breaks pledges.

A fair few of us had hope in Nick Clegg to being with..
Oup, and with that I say we cut the politics in here.

  • 01.09.2012 10:07 AM PDT
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Iwnemesis: Knife victim.

  • 01.09.2012 10:08 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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Iwnemesis: Knife victim.
Hah! Nice one.

  • 01.09.2012 10:09 AM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Harold Ryan is the President of Bungie; not Jason Jones.

With that knowing, Ryan would be the President/Chief of State.

  • 01.09.2012 10:10 AM PDT


Posted by: Sven Nietzsche
Posted by: THORSGOD
Iwnemesis: Knife victim.
Hah! Nice one.

Yes! Someone got that joke.

  • 01.09.2012 10:12 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
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Posted by: Sven Nietzsche
Posted by: THORSGOD
Iwnemesis: Knife victim.
Hah! Nice one.
Yes! Someone got that joke.
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  • 01.09.2012 10:14 AM PDT

Will there be no master parliamentary committee or master senate consisting of the seven greatest minds of Bungie? The master chief of the seven sitting at the highest of the seven columns?

  • 01.09.2012 10:59 AM PDT
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Will there be no master parliamentary committee or master senate consisting of the seven greatest minds of Bungie? The master chief of the seven sitting at the highest of the seven columns?

That would be the shadow government. Bungie already has a Seven-pointed Star Chamber to fill that role. The members were chosen by Ling Ling whose head was then placed in a jar to guarantee no one would discover the identity of any of the members.

  • 01.09.2012 11:21 AM PDT
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:)

Achronos = Hitler.

In the whole dictator way and not the genocidal way..

[Edited on 01.09.2012 11:34 AM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 11:33 AM PDT

Secretary of the Treasury (AKA steal all the moniez): urk

  • 01.09.2012 11:44 AM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

Ministry of silly walks: Stosh

  • 01.09.2012 12:02 PM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Oh, it's this joke again.

Please think of new jokes to make threads about. This one is at least 12 years old.

  • 01.09.2012 12:12 PM PDT


Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Who shall be the head of the Thought Police?


all the ninjas

  • 01.09.2012 12:36 PM PDT

This forum is not here to indulge your more personal fantasies.

  • 01.09.2012 12:39 PM PDT