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Subject: Most bizarre rage message you've ever gotten?

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

I was playing a round of Anniversary Classic last night, and after the game I get the following message:

u -blam!-n -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-. think ur good at halo -blam!-.? p.s nice name bellend.

Now there'd be nothing unusual about this... except it came from my teammate. Who went positive. Whom I did not betray. Plus we won, and we steaked the other team.

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  • 01.09.2012 11:01 AM PDT

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Me and a friend went on a betrayal spree a while back across several games of Living Dead (said we had faulty Shotguns xD) and not one rage message was sent too us.

We were dissapointed.

  • 01.09.2012 11:04 AM PDT

I can't get enough of the "Nice work p*ssy" or "You're terrible bk" I get from opponents after beating them. It's usually a close game, within a 7 point margin, and I'm on the verge of inviting them to play with me since we are both skilled.

I've never understood why people refuse to party up with other skilled players. If I go positive against you, but you destroy my team, why not accept my invite anyways?

I also got a message saying "-blam!- you -blam!- go to h*ll!!!!!!!!!" and one that said simply "c*ck f*g"

  • 01.09.2012 11:05 AM PDT
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A while back we played some dumpy Po4... ColdImage55 sent me messages over a span of 3-4 days saying that I cheated in this game. Said we held them in blackscreen or something like that. 'Twas an entertaining experience.

  • 01.09.2012 11:09 AM PDT

Just remembered this one:

"So, I'm Bony Bony leave me aloney you don't know me well
Don't dwell on that Jabroni just cause that baloney sells
My flow is hole-y like the edge of abalone shells
I want to flow holy like matrimony bells. ;-)"

Copy and Pasted from Xbox.com.

  • 01.09.2012 11:15 AM PDT

And so God called Moses to come forth but he came fifth and was therefore disqualified.

This guy said I was being useless in a Team Slayer game, when I went 22-0 on pinnacle.

[Edited on 01.09.2012 11:19 AM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 11:16 AM PDT

one time we stomped this guy in doubles so he messaged me, calling me and my buddy "dickjaggers" and that we "should go suck each other's rice dicks." i dont remember the rest, but i lol'd hard.

  • 01.09.2012 11:20 AM PDT
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Got pork?

You obviously haven't met my younger brother then.

How do you guys respond to rage messages though? Do you retaliate? I like replying: "Good Day Sir!", that usually annoys them to a certain degree!

  • 01.09.2012 11:26 AM PDT

I had a whining English kid (I'm English too) tell me in a voice message that I should go buy a Ps3 and that Xbox is for skilled Gamers..... And then proceded to call me a Fa*g*t in a feeble American accent like he Wasn't capable of saying it in an English one.

I immediatly sent a message back thanking him for the lolz.

Till this day i'm pretty sure he wasn't putting it on.......




[Edited on 01.09.2012 11:29 AM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 11:27 AM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: LASEM
How do you guys respond to rage messages though? Do you retaliate? I like replying: "Good Day Sir!", that usually annoys them to a certain degree!

I stat check them. That gets the rage flowing something fierce.

  • 01.09.2012 11:31 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

I'd say I've had some hilarious moments, because I've honestly forgotten almost all of them.


The most bizarre I can remember was either when I got a friend request while the guy screamed at me in his voice message, or when two little kids sang the -blam!- song to me.

  • 01.09.2012 11:49 AM PDT

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I got one the other day calling me a C**k sucking noob, from a very bad loser I think his Rep will rather bad.

  • 01.09.2012 11:50 AM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0

Not really bizarre but I recieved a hilarious one.

"Your have no honor, get out of your ghost and fight me like a true spartan if your man enough."

I lold after I got that.

  • 01.09.2012 11:54 AM PDT


Posted by: LASEM
How do you guys respond to rage messages though? Do you retaliate? I like replying: "Good Day Sir!", that usually annoys them to a certain degree!

WIN

  • 01.09.2012 12:22 PM PDT

You want a sandwich? Sure. As long as you don't mind me putting poison in it.

Yeah. I use the AR, so what? All you can do is scream and rage about me using the weapon.

I got a message not ten minutes ago.
Not bizzare but rude.

The guy whom I got the message from called me a b!tch because I booted him. Not my fault he lacks the brainpower to not throw a grenade in the midst of your teammates.

  • 01.09.2012 12:24 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

I never get rage messages. But the closest I have gotten was when I played 2 games the other night with an Inheritor and Reclaimer that were verbally insulting me for no reason. Saying how much I suck and were trying to team kill me.

  • 01.09.2012 12:26 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

Someone raged at me when I sent him a message to stop being a dick and stop betraying for power weapons.
It was hilarious. The conversation ended with me saying "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to eat lunch."
Another rager got mad when I got the beam rifle on Snowbound, and almost all of his responses were entirely curse words.
I also got a message from some guy saying "wtf" after dealing with betrayers in LD together. Don't know what he meant.

[Edited on 01.09.2012 12:34 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 12:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Definitely not my most bizarre but last I got a message saying, "ur not even goud."

  • 01.09.2012 12:31 PM PDT

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  • 01.09.2012 12:40 PM PDT

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It really wasn't a rage message but one guy was complaining that I wasn't scoring very good in a ranked match and said he lost a skill rank because of it (I do believe we lost that match). But the best rage message I received was in spanish, I wish I saved it and translated it. I don't speak it fluently but some of it I understood. The author of that message is now an avoided player.

  • 01.09.2012 1:31 PM PDT

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Probably one guy who reported me for hacking, because I sniped him in the head a couple of seconds after he spawned, as he started to sprint.

The bizarre part was he claimed that I used mods to teleport the sniper out of his hands from across the map, and put him in black screen so that I could shoot him while he wasn't moving.

[Edited on 01.09.2012 1:34 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 1:32 PM PDT

Got a DMR sitting at ToD in every game type .... are you still going to call me a booster?

I've gotten some pretty wild ones but a real recent SERIES of messages after piling up 37 kills particularly against a party of 4 went something like this:

1st guy: i'm going to -blam!- your -blam!- mom your -blam!-s
2nd guy: and your -blam!- sister
3rd guy: -blam!- ur wife
4th guy: i'm gonna -blam!- your dog

a lolragemessage from each one. was hilarious as the first 2 rolled in, which I read and hit the sack, then when I got on the next day I found the last 2

  • 01.09.2012 1:45 PM PDT

I got a rage message not too long ago from Sniper Instinct. All it contained was curses and what not.. just because we steaked him in Team Snipers ;p

  • 01.09.2012 1:50 PM PDT

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Something about how I was a fat American, and a few other dirty words :(

  • 01.09.2012 2:15 PM PDT

I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast but I got hummus for these MINI TOASTS!

......*speechless*.....

  • 01.09.2012 2:16 PM PDT