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Subject: Most bizarre rage message you've ever gotten?

My personal favorite: "U stink...like poo!"

Another time, one of my team mates was talking -blam!- to me the whole game and I said some pretty vulgar things to him during the game. After I get a message of him raging wanted to physically fight me followed by his address and an invitation.

  • 01.09.2012 2:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sentox6
I was playing a round of Anniversary Classic last night, and after the game I get the following message:

u -blam!-n -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-. think ur good at halo -blam!-.? p.s nice name bellend.

Now there'd be nothing unusual about this... except it came from my teammate. Who went positive. Whom I did not betray. Plus we won, and we steaked the other team.

lolwut


its cause ur really bad and you were smelling up the lobby.

me n cloudspider had a nice long back n forth hate message spree when we played each other in rumble pit. i dont remember what wwas said. turtle

  • 01.09.2012 2:19 PM PDT

I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast but I got hummus for these MINI TOASTS!

YOU MOTHER-blam!- NOOB WITH THE -blam!- SNIPER AND SHOTTY P.S WANNA SUCK MY DICK

  • 01.09.2012 2:20 PM PDT

Dude I remember playing you on Rumble Pit, Slayer DMRs Zealot just a while ago :o ... Nevermind, it was someone else with a similar gtag..

Posted by: Viper Skills
Definitely not my most bizarre but last I got a message saying, "ur not even goud."


[Edited on 01.09.2012 2:24 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 2:20 PM PDT

u banshee poopy facelolwtf

  • 01.09.2012 2:22 PM PDT

The best event in the Halo series was the grunt rebellion!

Listen to some of this on, this site.

I got a message after a BF3 Rush game on Noshar Canals where a guy told me I should use the Mobile AA correctly and how useless I was.

I was the MVP of the game and even though we lost the game, I was taking out the choppers and killing infantry that attempted to arm the M-COM.

The message was something like, "You're so stupid you dumbass, use the AA better and stop being a useless -blam!-."

[Edited on 01.09.2012 2:32 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 2:31 PM PDT


i have herpies. i want to suck your dick
thought that was odd

  • 01.09.2012 2:41 PM PDT

Leon > HUNK > Wesker > Ada > Jill > Claire > Chris

If I count other games, then I have some weird stuff stuff.

lmb lmg phag
I used an lmg in a game, and did really good with it.

LEEEEEEOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winning several games of FFA in a row.

And I had a pleasant conversation with a 5 year old who wouldn't shut up, and when I kindly told him to do so, he told me to go suck a BLEEP, then he spammed his mic so it sounded like DAFREGYT%RGTYGFDSHTYRGTHAGSGFTGTRGFFDGTFHGTRGFHTRGHTHGHTGHTGH EHGERHFHTGHTGHRTGHRHGHGHGHGHTGHTHGEHFGHERGHTHGWHGTHGHWTHGHTHG THFGHTGFHEGHEHRTGTHGHHTRH

But that wasn't a message.

If you want to see funny messages, check the group Whambulance, the mods post PMs they've gotten.

  • 01.09.2012 2:45 PM PDT

I have two that I always enjoy remembering:

#1- Player kept screaming racial slurs at our team for maybe 3 matches. One of our players dropped, and suddenly the offending player found himself on our team. His tone changed very suddenly to a sort of "Hey guys, that was funny, right? When I was telling you how I was going to sell you into slavery. Right? Guys?" I want to say we team killed him pretty hard.

#2- Player on the other team started the trash talk in the pregame lobby and just kept going through the game. Like, literally throughout the entire game. Even though he was on the other team, so none of us could hear what he was screaming at us. However it made it VERY easy to tell when he was near us (through walls, floors, top of lifts). Each time he was killed the rage seemed to grow. He went from non-stop trash talking to constant screaming word vomit. Which of course made it even easier to locate him!

  • 01.09.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!


Posted by: Sentox6
Posted by: LASEM
How do you guys respond to rage messages though? Do you retaliate? I like replying: "Good Day Sir!", that usually annoys them to a certain degree!

I stat check them. That gets the rage flowing something fierce.
I usually just say "LOLUMAD?" or "mad cuz bad?". That really gets the nasty rage going.

  • 01.09.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*

A copy & paste of my Xbox LIVE inbox during GTA IV.
ON 12/15/2011 AT 4:28 PM
DriFt x ScoPeZz wrote:

how do u get the guns to shoot directly at the other helicopter like what u did
Message will expire in 5 days | Block user

ON 12/15/2011 AT 4:32 PM
DriFt x ScoPeZz wrote:

OMG ure a hacker
Message will expire in 5 days | Block user

  • 01.09.2012 3:17 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: TheSpiderChief
Me and a friend went on a betrayal spree a while back across several games of Living Dead (said we had faulty Shotguns xD) and not one rage message was sent too us.

We were dissapointed.

*Reports and avoids on Live*
Thank you for that vital information.

OT: this one person said "you piss me off" once, I ask why, and they said they messaged the wrong person.
Another time I told a person "you are a coward" for where they were hiding in a map once, and it was fun reporting them for calling me a beyyyatch. Twice.

  • 01.09.2012 3:18 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: Viper Skills
Definitely not my most bizarre but last I got a message saying, "ur not even goud."

In all fairness, you're probably not goud.

[Edited on 01.09.2012 3:51 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 3:50 PM PDT

I'm a Halo turkey GOML GOML GOML

Dude, I don't even think putting -blam!- could cover up the words used in my hate messages.

  • 01.09.2012 7:10 PM PDT

Homesite for funny videos, gameplay, and much more!

Well my message came from a Gears of War 3 match, so hopefully I still qualify.

He basically called me a hacker because I fired my snub pistol fast and downed him in 7 shots.

He continued by saying that "Ima gonna make you famous on Youtube you b*tch just wait*

I sent a message back saying "I actually am sort of getting known on YouTube. So any help would be appreciated =)"

He didn't even reply back haha

  • 01.09.2012 8:35 PM PDT

Chill.


Posted by: KO Drizzy Dray
I can't get enough of the "Nice work p*ssy" or "You're terrible bk" I get from opponents after beating them. It's usually a close game, within a 7 point margin, and I'm on the verge of inviting them to play with me since we are both skilled.

I've never understood why people refuse to party up with other skilled players. If I go positive against you, but you destroy my team, why not accept my invite anyways?

I also got a message saying "-blam!- you -blam!- go to h*ll!!!!!!!!!" and one that said simply "c*ck f*g"

  • 01.09.2012 8:37 PM PDT
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X360 GT: Stro6es
PSN ID: iRBTR
NickIsBest Master Race.
Music Enthusiast. I adore all genres of music, even the ones you don't like, Subway is -blam!- amazing, and this is the greatest song ever created by one man IMO.
If I like you enough, I'll mail you a Subway Sandwich. If I hate you, expect a -blam!- nuke.

"I just thought that I'd let you know how worthless your life really is you know that? You sit on your ass all day playing Halo with absolutely no life that I bet you don't even realize that their is a whole world outside of your basement. Feel free to thank me anytime you step outside. Don't let the sun burn your ass on the way out you fat albino -blam!-."

Greatest. Hatemail. Ever. My team made his whole team quit and it was just him all alone. I only got 16 kills off of him so I don't understand why he was so mad.

  • 01.09.2012 8:45 PM PDT

Why don't you turn off your aimbot... hacker.

Actually, my best one is from Sudd0th 2, who sent me a rage message during the game after I gave him a quick teabag after I completely humiliated him when he was up shots on me. I was searching as a random and his team pooped on us, but I was his Most Killed By (8 times) and he could never kill me, and you could tell it was frustrating him because he kept playing worse and worse against me, and had to resort to having his teammates teabag me when they killed me.

I don't have my recording equipment with me, but his message is definitely going on youtube.

He was so mad that they actually tried to hold the objective on us, a team of 4 randoms, when there was 43 seconds left. The flag guy was sitting on their turret ramp, so I jumped into their snipe hut and... this happened. That's not even me out-DMRing him, that's just him getting so frustrated he couldn't shoot straight.

LOL, u mad, Sud2. u very mad.

  • 01.09.2012 9:06 PM PDT

I had 6 skulls in an attempt to get the Head Hunter achievement. Team mate betrays me, grabs my skulls. As soon as he has 10 I shoot him some then let the opponents kill him. I clean the room gather 10 skulls and get a Skullamanjaro.

Sends me a message of all kinds of words! LMFAO

  • 01.09.2012 9:12 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: chrishans
LOL, u mad, Sud2. u very mad.

Looks like he's already disliked both videos.

  • 01.09.2012 9:36 PM PDT
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Scarlet Sphere


Posted by: CaptKrunch 96
Not really bizarre but I recieved a hilarious one.

"Your have no honor, get out of your ghost and fight me like a true spartan if your man enough."

I lold after I got that.


LOL. So . . . did you get out?

  • 01.09.2012 10:34 PM PDT

ive only ever gotten one except for the few comments made in game by people over the mic. he was raging at me for beating him in a game of team deathmatch in WaW. and im not that good at cod!

  • 01.10.2012 12:47 AM PDT

I get some funny mad replies, but the strangest one was: "yeah well u going 2012 mad f**k up in the hill"

  • 01.10.2012 3:23 AM PDT

"Angry Angels, Honour & Loyalty!"

Being a Inheritor with a negative KD its not easy, LOL.
I m 44 and play (a lot) but the most common insults are:

"- OMG a Inheritor playing that bad!! You s$#"!"

My reply (and some times, my wife´s) is, normally:

"- So? Umad, son?"

  • 01.10.2012 6:48 AM PDT

Best one I ever got was just some guy screaming "there was audio" so loud I couldn't understand his message.
I was playing the reach demo at the time and I went 25-0, I didnt notice I had been given a perfection untill the end. It didnt help that I te-bagged every person I shot.

Since then the other good one I got was after I lost a game and this guy was just spouting off a massive amount of inaudible garble. All I could make out was something about my mothers -blam!-.

[Edited on 01.10.2012 7:33 PM PST]

  • 01.10.2012 7:31 PM PDT