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Subject: Most bizarre rage message you've ever gotten?

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel

WHAT!?

THATS RIGHT, I WENT EVEN, EVEN IF I AM A ZELDA FAN. YOU MAD BRO!?

.....

uhhhh

  • 01.11.2012 7:37 PM PDT

Hmmmm, Oh, hello!

Went into matchmaking with my mate QuestCr3w89, and this guy jetpacking over me, not able to kill me sends me and him a message saying,

"F#cking low lifes"
"low lifes"
"Lifes"

And I replied, "mad kid is bad, bad kid is mad."

  • 01.11.2012 8:13 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

A kid just called me out for not being able to make up mom jokes after I told him how retarded he was for making one. I love rage mail.

  • 01.11.2012 8:47 PM PDT

WAZAAM!!!
herp derp

I was playing invasion on spire and got the banshee becuase i was an elite, A spartan then sent me a message that said "Youre not even good, get out of that p***y a$$ banshee and fight me like a real man". I killed him a few more times, then got out. I then spawned killed him until i got a running riot, he rage quit 3 seconds before the match ended, and I replied, "if you were even as good as you think you are, I dont need the banshee to beat you." He replied with a bunch of generic insults and i enede with the line "I am Isaac Clarke and my hand goes bang bang bang and pew pew pew, you skills are worse than poo." I lol'd for at least 20 minutes haha

  • 01.11.2012 8:54 PM PDT

Sent From iPod

Zelda fan! Anywho in living dead I managed to stay alive the whole game and next round everyone stopped playing just to send me mail saying how they where going to hack me and stuff they called me a girl and said a true man knows how to play. I somewhat took that as a compliment because I am a freaking girl! So I just sent them all a voice message just me laughing and yes. I don't get them as often now. They called a girl a girl it's. Little strange

  • 01.11.2012 9:18 PM PDT

WAZAAM!!!
herp derp


Posted by: Singing Wolf xx
Zelda fan! Anywho in living dead I managed to stay alive the whole game and next round everyone stopped playing just to send me mail saying how they where going to hack me and stuff they called me a girl and said a true man knows how to play. I somewhat took that as a compliment because I am a freaking girl! So I just sent them all a voice message just me laughing and yes. I don't get them as often now. They called a girl a girl it's. Little strange
haha, you ma'am, win in this thread

  • 01.11.2012 9:54 PM PDT
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Think your good -blam!-? I'm going to hack you with microsoft!

  • 01.11.2012 10:49 PM PDT

"The truth is the key, and with it, I will unlock the doors of darkness and find justice."
-Me

"Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?"
-Phoenix Wright


Posted by: Scarlet Sphere

Posted by: Sentox6
So you must be one of those warriors who play their videogames with "honour".

honour? no, I play for fun :)
Staying to waste everyone's time and achieve nothing
If I decide to stay, I am not wasting anyone's time. You feel that time is being wasted, therefore, you are wasting your own time.

just means your time is obviously not particularly valuable.
If you feel your time is too valuable, why don't you quit if you know that lone person isn't going to? Then maybe your team mates might follow you too?

Sentox doesn't have a response, I presume. I guess he's got too much pride to admit defeat to your face.

Oh, the irony.

[Edited on 01.11.2012 11:01 PM PST]

  • 01.11.2012 11:01 PM PDT
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Scarlet Sphere


Posted by: Akamia179
Sentox doesn't have a response, I presume. I guess he's got too much pride to admit defeat to your face.

Oh, the irony.

Lol, just realized Sentox created this thread and I just killed it :p

  • 01.12.2012 4:55 AM PDT

"The truth is the key, and with it, I will unlock the doors of darkness and find justice."
-Me

"Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?"
-Phoenix Wright


Posted by: Scarlet Sphere

Posted by: Akamia179
Sentox doesn't have a response, I presume. I guess he's got too much pride to admit defeat to your face.

Oh, the irony.

Lol, just realized Sentox created this thread and I just killed it :p

Congratulations!

I know that he takes irony pretty hard. This is the second time I know that he was defeated by irony.

  • 01.12.2012 5:29 AM PDT
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some guy called me a n*gger once and said he was gonna eat my ass out.

i was confused to say the least....

  • 01.12.2012 6:23 AM PDT

"Before you insult someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. This way, when you insult them, you are a mile away and have their shoes."

Identical GT as an enemy? XD

  • 01.12.2012 7:24 AM PDT

That one i received today :)

Copypasta from Xbox website:


ON 1/12/2012 AT 11:48 PM
HANS the LEGEND wrote:

WHY IS IT THAT ALL NZ ARE EITHER NERDS OR LAG..... YOU WERE BOTH!!! PLAY ENOUGH?? YOU WOULDNT DIE!!! UNBELIEVEABLE.... NEVER 1 SHOT. COMPLAINTS FILED









After a doubles game, and the other team had host.

lol

  • 01.12.2012 7:28 AM PDT

Here's a follow-up message:

ON 1/12/2012 AT 11:53 PM
HANS the LEGEND wrote:

-blam!- THAT WAS A GOOD SNIPE.... RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR NERDY EYES. WHITE SHEEP -blam!- TRASH.

  • 01.12.2012 7:29 AM PDT

And the third, this one i found really amusing:


ON 1/13/2012 AT 12:00 AM
HANS the LEGEND wrote:

HEY SHEEP ROOTERS.... WHEN U HAVE TIME AFTER U HAVE FINISHED YOUR FUSH N CHUPS..... CHECK MY FILE SHARE... NZ SEANCE GETTING TURKEY SLAPPED. LOVE IT NERDS.

  • 01.12.2012 7:32 AM PDT

Why the hell are you looking at this? Why are you on my page? Get out now!
Oh sorry, I didn't see it was you. Take your time. Look around... Relax!


My youtube channel

Here you can find some real music.

This is one very strange rage message I remember:

''You stupid Dutch people, Your lucky america needed your trade routes...''

  • 01.12.2012 8:37 AM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: Akamia179
Congratulations!

I know that he takes irony pretty hard. This is the second time I know that he was defeated by irony.

I'm honoured that I'm apparently important enough to be worth "congratulations" at my apparent defeat. Thanks guys.

Also, like everyone else on the internet, I don't think you understand what irony actually is.

Posted by: Scarlet Sphere
If I decide to stay, I am not wasting anyone's time. You feel that time is being wasted, therefore, you are wasting your own time.

Right, so your reasoning is that the lone warrior must enjoy being dominated 4 on 1? He's playing for fun, right?

In that case, he should be playing Rumble Pit. If he loses his team and stays, he obviously doesn't care about playing with a team. Ergo he should get out of a team playlist.

If you feel your time is too valuable, why don't you quit if you know that lone person isn't going to? Then maybe your team mates might follow you too?
The onus is not on the people who stayed (the non-quitters) to leave and reward the guy because his teammates left. It sucks for that guy, but what's done is done. Suck it up and go find an actual match.

But you know what, if you're so determined to be fuel for the stat-padding fire, knock yourself out.

[Edited on 01.12.2012 10:29 AM PST]

  • 01.12.2012 10:28 AM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: SayOnslaught
HEY SHEEP ROOTERS.... WHEN U HAVE TIME AFTER U HAVE FINISHED YOUR FUSH N CHUPS..... CHECK MY FILE SHARE... NZ SEANCE GETTING TURKEY SLAPPED. LOVE IT NERDS.

Lol, that's right. He crouched in sniper hut on Asylum, got a lucky snipe on you, then quit right away.

Oh the rage.

Here's the one of the messages he sent to me: LEARN ENGLISH!! BLOCK UR LAGGY NZ WOOLY ASS

[Edited on 01.12.2012 10:52 AM PST]

  • 01.12.2012 10:34 AM PDT

rip my pictures from your wall, tear them down and burn them all. light the fire and walk away, theres nothing left to say. take the ashes from the floor. bury them to just make sure, that nothing else is left of me... just bittersweet memories

My wierdest message was a girl asking me out over Xbl after me and her scorched the other team (on team doubles) she said in her message "hay babe your person looks big and tough probably gets a huge boner and i want you to be mine." i messaged back
"do u hear the things you are saying i mean who says that?"
she told me to facebook her and against my wits i decided to anyway. she was actually exteremely good looking. but i was loyal to my Girlfried so i turned her down.

  • 01.12.2012 1:16 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: ZzXxKIAxXzZ
My wierdest message was a girl asking me out over Xbl after me and her scorched the other team (on team doubles) she said in her message "hay babe your person looks big and tough probably gets a huge boner and i want you to be mine."

Dude pretending to be a girl. Guarantee it.

  • 01.12.2012 1:17 PM PDT

"The truth is the key, and with it, I will unlock the doors of darkness and find justice."
-Me

"Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?"
-Phoenix Wright


Posted by: Sentox6
Also, like everyone else on the internet, I don't think you understand what irony actually is.

Take That!

Definition 4.

Unlike most people, I do my homework when I use a word.

[Edited on 01.12.2012 5:22 PM PST]

  • 01.12.2012 5:13 PM PDT

I got an angry kid message.


"U shuld have lost bitsh"

I was bored, so I just sent back the simple Umad? message.

  • 01.12.2012 5:15 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: Akamia179
Take That!

Definition 4.

Unlike most people, I do my homework when I use a word.

LOL. Informal and proscribed. You get an F for your homework. GTFO

  • 01.12.2012 5:23 PM PDT

Legend


Posted by: ColdChaosS
This is one very strange rage message I remember:

''You stupid Dutch people, Your lucky america needed your trade routes...''


HAHA! That is hilarious. I think thats the best one.

The weirdest message i got was from a girl on my friends list who i literally never play with; randomly sent me a picture of her di1doing her p*ssy. Weirdest and BEST message ive ever received. Ever.

  • 01.12.2012 5:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Post Abortion
some guy called me a n*gger once and said he was gonna eat my ass out.

i was confused to say the least....



PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 01.12.2012 6:01 PM PDT