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Subject: Of course! Its sooo obvious
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Walk up to her quietly from behind and breathe heavily on the back of her neck and whisper "amore"

Their next game better have rocket boots!

I made that up.

I have to say i am the greatest person for finding it out first. I cannot believe no one ever thought of this first.

What year is it? 2012.
What is going to happen at the end of this year?
According to the mayans, the world will end.

Ill tell you this, it will. In fact, it is Bungies awesome way of introducing us to their next universe. Bungie plans to see us "Starside". Why? well because somehow without the public noticing they built a space station that orbits around the earth. When the earth is destroyed at the end of this year only people who are chosen, those who passed the Beta Sign up test, will have an opportunity to enter the space station.

From there we will be given a card that tells us our "Destiny". What might that destiny be? The number 7 is the key. What is the 7th planet of our solar system? Uranus. Do a little solving and you come up with this

Urks
Ready
And
Needs
Unisex
Socks

What else could explain his absence? He is ready to get out of the "Dark". Which of course he means his readiness to reveal to us that he needs unisex socks. He has special feet and we will travel the stars to find his the best pair of socks he has ever worn. They wont be too tight. They wont be too loose. They will not reach up to his knees and by jove they will be ironed.

Can i have a reward please?

  • 01.09.2012 6:07 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

Umm... No...

This is definitely not a weird thread...

[Edited on 01.09.2012 6:22 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 6:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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What the hell did I just read?

  • 01.09.2012 6:14 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Mayans didn't say the world was going to end this year. They just can't count past 2012.

  • 01.09.2012 6:16 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I must be more tired than I thought because I just burst out laughing at this.

gg OP.

  • 01.09.2012 6:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
What the hell did I just read?
Ah, I have no idea...

  • 01.09.2012 6:18 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

If I were a moderator, which I'm not, I don't know if I'd rather lock this thread in the basement and keep and eye on you or keep an eye on this thread and lock you in the basement.

  • 01.09.2012 6:19 PM PDT

Key

Whatever you just said, I agree.

  • 01.09.2012 6:30 PM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0


Posted by: arch4ng13
I must be more tired than I thought because I just burst out laughing at this.

gg OP.

  • 01.09.2012 7:22 PM PDT

Herp
Derp.


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Posted by: arch4ng13
I must be more tired than I thought because I just burst out laughing at this.

gg OP.

  • 01.09.2012 7:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: arch4ng13
I must be more tired than I thought because I just burst out laughing at this.

gg OP.


It is good for laugh.

  • 01.09.2012 8:05 PM PDT

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  • 01.09.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Of course!

  • 01.09.2012 8:11 PM PDT

I think you just broke my brain.

  • 01.09.2012 8:19 PM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Your acronym makes me think more of Codename: Kids Next Door than anything else.

That just makes it more believable. Why not.

  • 01.09.2012 8:21 PM PDT

We will, of course, be transported to said space station via giant slingshot.

  • 01.09.2012 8:26 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.

I think I need more cocaine.

  • 01.09.2012 8:28 PM PDT
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pass the acid please.

  • 01.09.2012 8:38 PM PDT
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:)

Funny, because when I deciphered it, I got this:

Urks
Ready
And
Needs
Umbrella
Sex


.....


Seriously though. Is this what we've drooped down to here in the Community forum, pointless threads about nothing? Hmm.

  • 01.09.2012 8:44 PM PDT

It's not camping, it's holding the designated location.

2 words. Step Seven

  • 01.09.2012 8:52 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
What the hell did I just read?

Amazing, those were the exact words I was about to convey.

  • 01.09.2012 8:52 PM PDT

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Mfw.

Genius sir, genius. Informed, we may now begin to prepare.

  • 01.09.2012 9:42 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

The words of a true genius.

  • 01.09.2012 9:43 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
What the hell did I just read?

  • 01.09.2012 9:56 PM PDT

I suspect llamas are secretly wizards. I <3 poptarts n' milk. I like me. Grimick is defined as: a logical parodox, the act of funnaling a potato down your throat, and a deliciously flavored muffin (with pecons and blueberries). Norway is the Swedish word for 'moron'. My sister has cancer, so i get to use handicap parking and cut small children in line at Disneyland.

"Don't eat doughnuts on thin ice."

"The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."

Lol, the title made this :) "Of Course! Its so obvious!" luv it :)

  • 01.09.2012 9:58 PM PDT

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