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Subject: Lumpy Pudding Is Against the Rules.

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.

For years, I've seen this banner promptly applied to the upper-section of my browser. And considering there's a vast amount of lore in the Bungie community, I am curious to know if there's a story behind that statement. "Lumpy pudding is against the rules"

Or, in the most likely case, this is just the product of mindless rambling constructed by the advanced skills of a Boggle champion. Either way, I'm happy knowing it's at the front gate of bungie.net.

  • 01.09.2012 7:37 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

There's always something behind this and that.

  • 01.09.2012 7:40 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

Who doesn't hate lumpy pudding?

  • 01.09.2012 7:40 PM PDT

Hey, now!

This is officially either the greatest or worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars. I'm going with the former.

Well, the 'People have been pounding this site for years. Big time.' is a reference to a Bungie Podcast a few years ago.

  • 01.09.2012 7:41 PM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.


Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
Who doesn't hate lumpy pudding?
Well it's really a question of what the lumps are.

Assuming the pudding is just plain pudding with no other additions such as fruit or candy, yes it would be a bad idea to consume a conventionally soft desert that contained lumps.

But if the lumps were simply chocolate chips, rice or some other delicacy, it would be just fine, Nay, it would be better to have those kinds of lumps. Unless of course you were allergic to the ordinary lumps you'd find in an ordinary bowl of pudding.

  • 01.09.2012 7:43 PM PDT
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I'm pretty sure there's a story. The really question is has someone been warned or banned on it before?

  • 01.09.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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  • 01.09.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Key

You've just broken the rule about L**** P****** by talking about L**** P******. Talking about L**** P****** is illegal and any further discussion about L**** P******, the production of L**** P******, the distribution of L**** P******, the illegal smuggling of L**** P******, or the whistle-blowing of someone who has recently said L**** P****** will result in death... by BUNGIE!!!

[Edited on 01.09.2012 7:50 PM PST]

  • 01.09.2012 7:49 PM PDT

I like Halo games, nuff said.

I think it had something to do with a Christmas announcement once.

  • 01.09.2012 8:03 PM PDT

It's not camping, it's holding the designated location.


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
the whistle-blowing of someone who has recently said L**** P****** will result in death... by BUNGIE!!!
Don't you mean giant slingshot ;)

  • 01.09.2012 8:54 PM PDT

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BP | B.me

You would want this stuff allowed?

  • 01.09.2012 9:38 PM PDT

Posted by: BL4H00G4N4
You would want this stuff allowed?
I need a bathroom. Now.

  • 01.09.2012 9:39 PM PDT

I suspect llamas are secretly wizards. I <3 poptarts n' milk. I like me. Grimick is defined as: a logical parodox, the act of funnaling a potato down your throat, and a deliciously flavored muffin (with pecons and blueberries). Norway is the Swedish word for 'moron'. My sister has cancer, so i get to use handicap parking and cut small children in line at Disneyland.

"Don't eat doughnuts on thin ice."

"The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."

Lumpy pudding sucks. New pudding is better.

  • 01.09.2012 10:01 PM PDT

New Marathon? Thanks Bungie!


Posted by: BL4H00G4N4
You would want this stuff allowed?

my eyes they burn

  • 01.10.2012 4:07 PM PDT

NO GROUP INVITES

Jesus took 3 days to respawn, talk about lag.

7 BILLION BY 7

This rule needs no explanation.

  • 01.10.2012 4:13 PM PDT


Posted by: BL4H00G4N4
You would want this stuff allowed?

Doesn't look half bad.

  • 01.10.2012 4:15 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

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yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-


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Posted by: BL4H00G4N4
You would want this stuff allowed?

Doesn't look half bad.


It's the other half people are worried about.

  • 01.10.2012 4:17 PM PDT
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You are all going to Bungie Jail for this crime.

  • 01.10.2012 4:25 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

EDIT: I got image ninja'd

[Edited on 01.10.2012 4:26 PM PST]

  • 01.10.2012 4:26 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

The story is that lumpy pudding is unpleasant and therefor preventative measures must be taken.

  • 01.10.2012 4:31 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

It forever should be.

  • 01.10.2012 5:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: BL4H00G4N4

You are so very luck I'm not a mod.

[Edited on 01.10.2012 5:26 PM PST]

  • 01.10.2012 5:25 PM PDT