- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I'm going to save you guys all the trouble in trying to figure this out with my awesome single post.
EARTH IS THE DEATH STAR!!!
The Death Star, the only weapon capable of destroying the covenant, the halos, and the flood.
The forerunners were wiped out by a massive human rebellion, led by LUKE SKYWALKER. They had the plans to the Death Star, they fixed the Port issue resulting in complete obliteration, and they terraformed it. EARTH IS THE DEATH STAR RECREATED BY THE REBEL HUMANS.
We will be allowed to drive this giant weapon to the Covie homeworld and DESTROY THEM.
Remember in Star Wars, they had Swords, and ships, and hovertanks, and spaceships, and it happened A LONG LONG TIME AGO, and THE GALAXY FAR AWAY was Forerunner space. The Halos fired, killing every other alien species off, except for the human rebel INSURECTION!!!
Yay.
[Edited on 5/21/2006]