- MLG Cheehwawa
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Posted by: Halo Empire
Original theory = pooie, says MLG Cheehwawa
Do you get in trouble if you use real swear words in your religion Cheehwawa. Come on hit the forums with some real -blam!- man. No one on here will tell your daddy priest.
Hey, it's not me whose trying to defend an impossible theory when so many people disagree. Why don't you just give up on it, and if it comes true (which it won't) we will all apologize to you.
But, original theory = pooie.
Wanna see two theories, thought up by me in a matter of minutes, that are more likely to come true than yours?
Theory 1
Whoa...wait a second guys. I never though that only a structure on Earth was the Ark based off of Noah's Ark...and we all know that the control room (which is also an Ark: Ark of the Covenant).
Someone mentioned the dinosaurs...now, I don't think Earth was a full-fledged colony per say, but just a planet the Forerunners controlled (perhaps they vacationed here, or hunted dinos, lol).
So..possibly, since all the larger dinos would be sentient and totally Flood-controllable, maybe the Ark needs to be a structure on Earth, with a shield defending it from the force which scrambles central nervous systems, gaining access through smart brains.
So...the Dinos are all killed by the Rings, the ice age starts, and some of the Forerunners' favorite animals survive along with a group of Forerunners. Not much, but a multiple of two (which is how we think of Adam + Eve, then Noah's Ark with the animals, and the Flood which killed everythigng else).
The iceage could've just been a fluke, or possibly a side effect from the atmosphere changing rapidly, and could've happened everywhere..also, it could've covered up much Forerunner tech, and after the ice age, the Prophets grabbed it and ran.
Theory 2
Humans + Prophets = Old Covenant
They spanned all over the Galaxy (which will explain why Earth, Reach, Cote'd Azur, and the Prophet+Elites' home world were some of their planets)
Prophets got sick of the humans, and when the Flood got too powerful, the rings were set off as planned and the two civilizations went to the Ark to survive.
The Prophets, being the evil bastards they were stole everything and ran. We were left on Earth, and the story of the happenings changed over many many years, and thats how we got our Bible.
The Prohets wanted to make sure they could take us out (we were physically stronger, and gaining tech by the year), so they started to form a new Covenant after a new race evolved on their world.
They got as many races into the Covenant by brute force, and by fake religious promises of some great journey.
When they finally see us in battle, they attack right away stating that we are an affront to the gods, covering up the fact that we are actually their gods, then the war begins.
Halo 3 will tie up all the loose ends....