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Subject: The REAL Halo 3 Theory
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Many of you have been cooking up some rather weird theorys, like the Covenant being scared of some other race

but the true story is obvious

Master Chief after Halo 2 went out for a night on the tiles and end up being in the bed of some strange covenant woman alien thing (he was plastered). Then 9 months later he got a phone call from the woman saying he had a soon...he immediatly disowned him and went about his life as normal

now 15 years later he has been called into action as his son is planning to destroy the universe. When MC finally gets a hold of his son he pummels him, then just as he shots the covenant woman comes screaming in shouting 'hes my son, i dont care what hes done, he still my son'

So MC has to back down, and walk away but as he does his soon shots him in the ase resulting in massive blood loss and he slowly and painfully passes away. Then the evil son shoots his mum and takes over the world along with his venus fly trap

THE END

and i got all that by the clues in Halo 3

  • 05.13.2006 2:25 AM PDT
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You're really not helping things....

  • 05.13.2006 2:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: Swift Lycan
Many of you have been cooking up some rather weird theorys, like the Covenant being scared of some other race

but the true story is obvious

Master Chief after Halo 2 went out for a night on the tiles and end up being in the bed of some strange covenant woman alien thing (he was plastered). Then 9 months later he got a phone call from the woman saying he had a soon...he immediatly disowned him and went about his life as normal

now 15 years later he has been called into action as his son is planning to destroy the universe. When MC finally gets a hold of his son he pummels him, then just as he shots the covenant woman comes screaming in shouting 'hes my son, i dont care what hes done, he still my son'

So MC has to back down, and walk away but as he does his soon shots him in the ase resulting in massive blood loss and he slowly and painfully passes away. Then the evil son shoots his mum and takes over the world along with his venus fly trap

THE END

and i got all that by the clues in Halo 3

oh dear god that was disgusting and wrong MC can't have children

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Yeah i don't see how anyone didn't pick up on this, its pretty obvious from the trailer. Also i just reffered to Gravemind as a venus fly trap good metaphor.

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  • 05.13.2006 2:27 AM PDT

Why must people attempt to be funny?

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I like it if it weren't for the odd joke we'd all be more boring than Sony's new console whatever its called. Well done for lightening the mood Swift Lycan.

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  • 05.13.2006 2:29 AM PDT
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just watch the trailer 3492 times and youll see what im talking about

and why cant MC have kids???

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Yeah i only had to watch it twice and i got the story and as for the kids issue i belive the forerunners (who are the chiefs family) will explain it all when the appear on Jay Leno next week.

  • 05.13.2006 2:31 AM PDT

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Posted by: Swift Lycan
just watch the trailer 3492 times and youll see what im talking about

and why cant MC have kids???

During the augmentations they took away his sex drive and gave him the snip

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Well it was Kinda Funny

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Ah thats tough but i doubt his lover would of wanted to give birth to a metalic block.

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waste of a server

  • 05.13.2006 2:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: ROGUE SPARTAN
waste of a server


No, that was a waste of a post.

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  • 05.13.2006 2:32 AM PDT
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Why must people attempt to be funny?

I'd rather 'try' to make people funny

than make up some pointless theory that bores people and isnt anywhere near the truth

  • 05.13.2006 2:36 AM PDT
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Why is it that when i go on xbl all of my fellow halo gamers have a good laugh with me but they can't handle one slightly bizarre theory.

  • 05.13.2006 2:37 AM PDT
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pffft

some people just take things a tad to seriously

  • 05.13.2006 2:44 AM PDT
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Haha well the whole evil son idea has worked countless times maybe not suitable for Halo but why the hell not say it.

  • 05.13.2006 2:50 AM PDT
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yea i agrae with mat

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it is a reasonable explanation

  • 05.13.2006 3:48 AM PDT