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Chief: Hehehe, I'll show George! *signs contract*
Chief: That's right folks, the new John:117's Headlight Fluid Thing not only makes your headlights brighter, but they last longer too! Order now and receive your free container of Sgt. Johnson's patented Elbow Grease! This is a limited time offer only! Don't miss this oppurtunity to have brighter headlights now! Remember, chicks dig the man with the permanently blinding cars!
[Edited on 9/18/2004 9:08:47 PM]