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Subject: Please solve my 28 year old mystery - CLOCKMAN still at large

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Posted by: TheZombie19
This looks like your drawing.


That short was called Alfie Atkins on Pinwheel.
In Swedish, he is known as Alfons Åberg (per Wiki)
But it looks like its been ruled out

[Edited on 01.15.2012 6:51 PM PST]

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Posted by: TheZombie19
This looks like your drawing.


Alfie has already been ruled out.

  • 01.15.2012 6:50 PM PDT


Posted by: Commander Santa
If...no When we find Clock Man I will conduct a poll letting The Flood decide how I should finally "kill" him. Possibilities right now include...
"Guns, Fire, Sledgehammers, Fire Axes, other suggestions are welcomed as well." As mentioned the first to post Clock Man here "may" recieve a rewarding PM from me - but this has been a group effort. Therefore I have asked a close friend to help me make a video of me "killing" Clock Man. It will be uploaded to Youtube as a reward to all who have helped.
Quoting for him to look at it.

Record the disk on to a DVD.

Put the DVD into a box.

Put that box into another box.

Put that box into another box.

Mail the box to yourself.

When it arrives, smash it with a hammer!

  • 01.15.2012 6:51 PM PDT

My Arsenal:
Bass Pistol
Sawed off DropGun.
Dubrifle.

For some reason, I feel happy to be a part of this


https://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&safe=off &source=hp&q=pinwheel+clock+man&pbx=1&oq=pinw heel+clock+man&aq=f&aqi=q-w1&aql=&gs_sm=e& ;gs_upl=9158l12294l1l12822l18l13l0l3l3l0l322l2123l2.9.1.1l15l 0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=76147c48b2eb760f&a mp;biw=1024&bih=673


Look what you started OP.

HTTPS' won't link. only HTTP

[Edited on 01.15.2012 6:55 PM PST]

  • 01.15.2012 6:53 PM PDT

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Dubrifle.


Posted by: Nuku

Posted by: TheZombie19
This looks like your drawing.


That short was called Alfie Atkins on Pinwheel.
In Swedish, he is known as Alfons Åberg (per Wiki)
But it looks like its been ruled out
Oh sorry, I didn't read the whole thread! D:

  • 01.15.2012 6:54 PM PDT
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> Implying the clockman exists.

  • 01.15.2012 6:57 PM PDT

Wait, if you're going to post the video of you destroying the clip, no matter how you destroy it, when you upload it to Youtube, edit the video first so you can hear the Pinwheel theme song playing in the background as you're destroying it.

That would make it so much more epic.

[Edited on 01.15.2012 7:05 PM PST]

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Posted by: Heisenburg
> Implying the clockman exists.

I'm right here smarty pants.

  • 01.15.2012 7:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Clock Man

Posted by: Heisenburg
> Implying the clockman exists.

I'm right here smarty pants.


when I saw that you were the last post, I lol'd so hard, I was waiting for someone to do this. very clever

  • 01.15.2012 7:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: T1d3

Posted by: Clock Man

Posted by: Heisenburg
> Implying the clockman exists.

I'm right here smarty pants.


when I saw that you were the last post, I lol'd so hard, I was waiting for someone to do this. very clever

I've been here for a while.

  • 01.15.2012 7:06 PM PDT
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ah...... well I did not join the conversation till just now, so I did not know. my bad

  • 01.15.2012 7:07 PM PDT

Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.

Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height......that I might be remembered for all eternity!

And be quick about it!

Posted by: T1d3
ah...... well I did not join the conversation till just now, so I did not know. my bad


It's alright, I don't think anybody is expecting you to read nearly 30 pages of this stuff in one go lol :P

  • 01.15.2012 7:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: T1d3
ah...... well I did not join the conversation till just now, so I did not know. my bad


It's alright, I don't think anybody is expecting you to read nearly 30 pages of this stuff in one go lol :P


I surely hope not, although I have come to expect crazy things from the flood

  • 01.15.2012 7:10 PM PDT


Posted by: T1d3

Posted by: Madmaxepic
Posted by: T1d3
ah...... well I did not join the conversation till just now, so I did not know. my bad


It's alright, I don't think anybody is expecting you to read nearly 30 pages of this stuff in one go lol :P


I surely hope not, although I have come to expect crazy things from the flood

Even though, these 28 pages are still an interesting read. I'd skim through them, at least.

  • 01.15.2012 7:13 PM PDT

WTF is a Gamer Girl?

That's ok! I just caught up

  • 01.15.2012 7:18 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Has /x/ or any of the other forums found anything else?

  • 01.15.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Anybody find anything yet? This search is driving me insane!

  • 01.15.2012 7:26 PM PDT

My Arsenal:
Bass Pistol
Sawed off DropGun.
Dubrifle.

Nevermind.

[Edited on 01.15.2012 7:31 PM PST]

  • 01.15.2012 7:29 PM PDT


Posted by: TheZombie19
OP OP OP OP IS THIS IT? DEAR -blam!- I HOPE IT IS.

Already suggested that one too.

Santa said it was close, but not it.

  • 01.15.2012 7:30 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

I think OP is trolling, I was cool at first but now I think the nutcracker fantasy opening is as close as we're ever going to get, I think the nutcracker fantasy is it and OP figured out the popularity of this thread and is now abusing it, basically making everybody search for something that has already been found.
OP I'm calling you out for taking everybody for fools, I want proof that you actually ordered DVD's.

  • 01.15.2012 7:35 PM PDT


Posted by: Epicly Uber
I think OP is trolling, I was cool at first but now I think the nutcracker fantasy opening is as close as we're ever going to get, I think the nutcracker fantasy is it and OP figured out the popularity of this thread and is now abusing it, basically making everybody search for something that has already been found.
OP I'm calling you out for taking everybody for fools, I want proof that you actually ordered DVD's.


Unfortunately, many people have been calling me a troll. I cannot offer any 'proof' I am not. I know this search is hard and details are scarce... but if people get tired of helping I continue looking on my own anyways. I've never been this close, but the last few days have kind of made me obsessed with Clock Man. I am actively looking along with everyone else - I rteally did see that short when I was a kid and at least to me - I'm getting closer. If people don't want to help anymore, I can't blame them. This has been insanely frustrating.

But... with everyone's tips I have come to find out that someone (or some people) called "Rankin/Bass" created alot of kids shows in the late 1960's that are ringing a bell by their looks. That's where I am currently looking. It might be another dead end, but that's my focus for tonight.

I've already ruled out

- The Day Dreamer
- Willy McBean and his Magic Machine

Before, I wanted to find Clock Man to put my childhood demon to rest

Now, if I don't find Clock Man I will forever be remembered as a troll. I've been on B.net since 2004 "Legendary Santa" no longer exsists. I don't want people to think of me as some piece of trash that would do all of this for attention. But if I don't find Clock Man - not only will he still haunt me... but he'll have made me feel like a fool.

  • 01.15.2012 7:56 PM PDT

I don't think you're trolling Santa. I believe you.

  • 01.15.2012 8:02 PM PDT

After all the -blam!- pinwheel I have watched, I belive you. There are some sick nutcases that made those videos.

  • 01.15.2012 8:05 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

I'm still not falling for it even after you decided to write a 3 paragraph speech.
But if the slight chance that you are legit and you find the Clockman and a clip, post it to youtube for everyone to watch before you decide to destroy it.
And if that happens, I will be your -blam!-.

[Edited on 01.15.2012 8:06 PM PST]

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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Well, this has been quite an interesting thing to watch. Reminds me of Cry Baby Lane for some silly reason, but interesting overall. Though after dabbling a little I can say old TV stuff is quite foreign to me, making it quite weird and creepy.

  • 01.15.2012 8:10 PM PDT