Ha! I just went to Nick.com and clicked on "Report a concern" and then I typed this:
"Can you help a man who was traumatized as a child from watching a certain cartoon short that aired on Nickelodeon around the year 1984 during an episode of Pinwheel, by helping him find that particular short? He's got the whole internet searching. Please read his original forum post about it here: http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69286832"
It also gives you 2 choices on what type of concern; "safety" or "technical". I sent the same message to both.
Anyone who still wants to find Clockman should send the same message I did, and maybe someone from Nickelodeon will actually help us find it.
Just go to www.nick.com, scroll down to the bottom of the page, click on "report concern", and have at it.
[Edited on 02.22.2012 10:56 PM PST]