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indirect troll


Posted by: jross1993
This is the most successful trolling attempt I've ever seen. 10/10


Tell me about it.

  • 02.21.2012 7:27 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

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Posted by: BlackHeaven
Clockman... found Commander Santa?

Oh no... what if Clockman killed Santa?

Sorry kids, Christmas is canceled.

  • 02.21.2012 7:37 PM PDT
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We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand and of overwhelming force on the other.


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Posted by: jross1993
This is the most successful trolling attempt I've ever seen. 10/10


Tell me about it.

  • 02.21.2012 8:04 PM PDT

Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.

Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height......that I might be remembered for all eternity!

And be quick about it!


Posted by: Scary BIack Guy
Huh. I thought he wasn't trolling until the disappearance.


15/10


LIES! I BELIEVE IN SANTA!

  • 02.22.2012 2:39 PM PDT


What would you think or say if the long lost Clock Man short was actually found and posted right here right now?

  • 02.22.2012 6:32 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Guys OP is NOT trolling.

It is obvious that OP came too close to knowing the secret of clock man and was silenced.

  • 02.22.2012 6:33 PM PDT

GUYS IM 12 oh sorry for caps but there was a weird celebration of old cartoons on nickelodeon and i saw something exactly like this and when they were going through the dreams or something i shut it off and waited for another show to get on but i can definatly remember this due to the fact i knew it looked old.

  • 02.22.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Ha! I just went to Nick.com and clicked on "Report a concern" and then I typed this:

"Can you help a man who was traumatized as a child from watching a certain cartoon short that aired on Nickelodeon around the year 1984 during an episode of Pinwheel, by helping him find that particular short? He's got the whole internet searching. Please read his original forum post about it here: http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69286832"

It also gives you 2 choices on what type of concern; "safety" or "technical". I sent the same message to both.

Anyone who still wants to find Clockman should send the same message I did, and maybe someone from Nickelodeon will actually help us find it.

Just go to www.nick.com, scroll down to the bottom of the page, click on "report concern", and have at it.

[Edited on 02.22.2012 10:56 PM PST]

  • 02.22.2012 10:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: UNT0T3N GERMAN
GUYS IM 12 oh sorry for caps but there was a weird celebration of old cartoons on nickelodeon and i saw something exactly like this and when they were going through the dreams or something i shut it off and waited for another show to get on but i can definatly remember this due to the fact i knew it looked old.

Where did you see this? Celebration?

  • 02.23.2012 11:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: Commander Santa
Maybe it doesn't exsist.
/thread

  • 02.23.2012 11:50 AM PDT


Posted by: Scary BIack Guy
Huh. I thought he wasn't trolling until the disappearance.


15/10

Sadly at this point I must agree with him. :(

  • 02.23.2012 12:29 PM PDT

Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.

Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height......that I might be remembered for all eternity!

And be quick about it!

For a second I saw this thread on the main page and I thought it said Santa was the most recent poster and I nearly -blam!- my pants, but then I realized I was looking at the wrong side and then I was all like :'(

  • 02.23.2012 12:45 PM PDT

Analysis: I'm sorry to say, but this really is a troll. Santa must have been planning this for years, got the ninjas in on it, and faked the whole thing. Santa, you are the best troll in the history of the internet. And until you come back, you still are a troll. Now, someone get a ninja to change the name of this thread to help us solve our 4-week old mystery: Find commander santa

[Edited on 02.23.2012 2:48 PM PST]

  • 02.23.2012 2:48 PM PDT


Posted by: nkTJH

Posted by: UNT0T3N GERMAN
GUYS IM 12 oh sorry for caps but there was a weird celebration of old cartoons on nickelodeon and i saw something exactly like this and when they were going through the dreams or something i shut it off and waited for another show to get on but i can definatly remember this due to the fact i knew it looked old.

Where did you see this? Celebration?
no it was like some tv marathon from the start of nickelodeon to what was new at that time

  • 02.23.2012 7:20 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

Wow, Santa has been gone a long time now. Will he ever come back?

  • 02.23.2012 7:24 PM PDT

What is this, I don't even.

  • 02.23.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Why won't this thread die?

  • 02.23.2012 7:34 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it

It's obvious the clockman just took him out for some ice cream and the comic didn't fit it all.

  • 02.23.2012 7:34 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Clockman found Commander Santa first. He didn't want to be found.

We've lost a valuable Floodian, Flood.
Let us hum.

Hmmmm, hm hm hmmmm....

  • 02.23.2012 7:43 PM PDT

I think Santa's dead.

  • 02.23.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

He was obviously trolling us. Even Duardo fell for it.

  • 02.23.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Turkey

Well, troll or not, we're definitely going to be seeing some Creepypasta stories about this...

  • 02.23.2012 8:07 PM PDT

You can't get what you want...

...until you know what that is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThn0HVcglQ&feature=result s_video&playnext=1&list=PL58B285CCB5981F91#t=0m21s

I haven't read the thread through, so maybe this has been posted, but look at 0:21 in the opening sequence, a green guy with a bushy black beard, and a top hat to boot.

  • 02.23.2012 8:11 PM PDT
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Poor OP. His forum rank is really tanking.

  • 02.23.2012 8:12 PM PDT