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Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it


Posted by: Harbinger7

Posted by: NarwhalSlayer99
Hey guys, Go to ClockHunt. It's a group I set up so we don't have to keep bumping the thread. It's open membership, but I will kick people who keep claiming Santa is troll. Thanks,
Narwhal.
But he is an attention whoring troll.

If he wanted attention, he probably would've kept being active and by now would have gotten into some deep secret, or have found out something dumb like "Pinwheel used subliminal messages", or some other -blam!- along those lines.

Also, Narwhal didn't you call Santa a troll yourself a few pages ago?

  • 03.26.2012 11:01 AM PDT
Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case

Santa's new thread titled: "Flood...I can't come home...This is my love letter to you." was locked. I'm not sure why.

Here's his post:

Posted by: Commander Santa
Dear Flood,

I have exiled myself from you all as I have not been able to find the elusive Clockman as of yet. Many, MANY people have helped in the search.As of yet, I have nothing to bring you.

I'd like to personally thank Nuku for all of her help. She has been a sweetheart and has really put in alot of effort. So many others have contributed as well.

A few Floodians have sent me messages on XBox Live - asking me if I was still alive. I have been stripped of my Mythic Status, disgraced among my fellow Floodians, and too ashamed to return.

Tonight, I've imbibed a bit and wanted to thank anyone who helped in the search, and wanted to let people know I have not given up hope... I am still looking.

Consider this a message in a bottle... the next time I leave a message here - It will include a link to the Clock Man video.

...

In case my search fails and I never return, I'd like to say my final peace, so please...hear me out.

1. Nuku, I only knew you a short time - If I never find Clock Man, thank you for your help. Your efforts (and Weeded Dragons) keep me looking for something greater than myself.

2. Duardo... Seriously, I hated you as a Mod at first, but you grew on me. Not just for helping, but your snarky - sometimes evilcam type awesome sense of humor. Maybe the people's Mod Captian K Mart softened you up a bit, but I really got to enjoy you as a person through this site.

3. I've been here before 2004 (my other now deleted account was Legendary Santa)- I've met so many great people, and learned so much about the world through this site. It sounds incredibly cheesy I know, but I don't facebook, twwet, or anything else. The Flood was the internet for me. keLp, SatanInASweater, Wagovan, Mr. Crapper, Java, IcemanAssasin, Obbiquiet, Halifax, BigBlackBear...I could go on for days... Just thank you for contributing here. It's been enlightening.

4. Kitchen 8 made me feel like I was a part of something important. Through The Flood, a disandvantaged boy was able to give his mom a brand new Kitchen - free of Charge Thanks to The Flood. I don't know if he'd admit it - but QBix was part of that revolution, and I'll respect him forever for that. The Flood can indeed do great things.

5. For all the assinine goings on, The Flood-Zanzibarian War was an internet spectactle for all involved. It was pointless, fruitless and stupid...but it was also damned fun. That was about 8 years ago now - and I was much younger and dumber. What a great time though.

6. Recon Number 54... Here's a guy that let me know it was ok to stay here. First he introduced me to The Flood by banishing one of my idiotic threads from Zanzibar here, then he lets on that he's actually older than I was. Wise and friendly, I spoke with him outside b.net a few times on Xbox live. As stupid as it sounds, I felt like I had a distant friend. If I never return, recon I want you to know that I've stayed here all these years largely because of you. I would have missed out on all the wonderful insainity if I had never met you. Thank you.

7. Jon Cena. I learned how important checking links before clicking them was becasue of your terrible actions. Yes, I along with many others hate your guts - but your quasi- forum terrorism has made me a wiser internet participant. I'd like to say both -blam!- you and thank you for your disgraceful posts.

8. To everyone else... I've been on this site for over 8 years now. My oldest son has gone from toddler to teenager and I've had a second son all whilst visiting this site almost daily over the years. I posted a "help" type post months ago that may have been the final nail in the coffin in my time here. If I can never come home... please be aware of the wonderful gift you all have.

Sometimes the Flood is full of idiots and trolls, sometimes it is teeming with helpful souls that extend a hand, but most of the time - it is entertaining. Even when irritated, please appreciate what you have here. It really is special.

In my mind, i'll return someday - on a figurative white horse, carrying Clock man's head on a stick, but in reality, the search is at a standstill. It's taken a few drinks to get up the courage to come back and speak my peace, but I respect this site too much to return without proof of my childhood nemisis. I'm logging off now, hopefully not for the final time from b.net - but if it turns out to be...

THank you to everyone who has ever been on this site. For better or for worse, it has had an impact on my life.


[Edited on 03.27.2012 8:23 PM PDT]

  • 03.27.2012 2:13 PM PDT

We need new leads.

  • 03.27.2012 8:24 PM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

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So many things have happened since I first posted itt. Funny seeing time fly. I hope someday, we can find clockman and then pin this thread for eons to come.

[Edited on 03.27.2012 8:44 PM PDT]

  • 03.27.2012 8:43 PM PDT


Posted by: The S bot 9000
So many things have happened since I first posted itt. Funny seeing time fly. I hope someday, we can find clockman and then pin this thread for eons to come.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this was a mythic members final way to go out with a bang... before he left for good...

Or he had a recurring dream where he confused the sandman with the clockman and in his subconscious mind it became something that didn't exist in the rest of reality...

  • 03.27.2012 8:48 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it

http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=342358
Posted by: Cows 0n Parade
Posted by: Kashaki Q
Real life? What is that?
Graphics are good, gameplay sucks. Overhyped IMO.

Posted by: anonanon
I don't want to help you. I'm sorry. =(

A guy I know has been in TV forever. I have started grilling him! WE WILL NOT GIVE UP.

  • 03.28.2012 7:28 AM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120122074642 AAotnYM

there are links to several hours of the show. i stopped looking because i kept getting club cadet commercials :(. but there you go
yorkie

  • 03.28.2012 7:49 AM PDT
Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case

not sure if clockman but... closest thing from op's description...


EDIT: around 20:00 and 40:00 not sure if its it...

[Edited on 03.28.2012 9:55 PM PDT]

  • 03.28.2012 9:50 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it


Posted by: mvyorkie009
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120122074642 AAotnYM

there are links to several hours of the show. i stopped looking because i kept getting club cadet commercials :(. but there you go
yorkie
Those commercials really kill it.

  • 03.29.2012 12:59 PM PDT

Where's Clockman??????

  • 03.30.2012 6:12 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie


Posted by: djtanng

Posted by: mvyorkie009
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120122074642 AAotnYM

there are links to several hours of the show. i stopped looking because i kept getting club cadet commercials :(. but there you go
yorkie
Those commercials really kill it.


yes very badly. i think its in there tho
yorkie

  • 03.30.2012 6:18 PM PDT

Clock Man gave me a Recon Helmet code, but I don't want it. Here you go: D8F92-FW72C-JPMHQ-XGWKW-JTQ8Q

  • 03.30.2012 6:20 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: djtanng
Clock Man gave me a Recon Helmet code, but I don't want it. Here you go: D8F92-FW72C-JPMHQ-XGWKW-JTQ8Q
Just checked the code, it's legit.

Congrats to whoever uses this.

  • 03.30.2012 6:40 PM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

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Posted by: BarceIona
Why doesn't someone just PM his gamertag?

We have, he just refuses to go back here.

  • 03.30.2012 6:52 PM PDT

Just posting this here, so people read it...

  • 03.30.2012 7:13 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it

I FORGOT


Posted by: BalistaGaming
Guys Santa has messaged us.

Hopefully he will return.


Why did it get locked? And why are there so many banned users in that thread?

  • 03.30.2012 7:37 PM PDT
Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case


Posted by: Texthawm
Just posting this here, so people read it...

I don't understand why he's leaving... And what was that about him losing his mythic status? He has it. I was following all this for a while, but it kinda stopped so I just stopped following it.

  • 03.30.2012 7:42 PM PDT


Posted by: RC5908

Posted by: Texthawm
Just posting this here, so people read it...

I don't understand why he's leaving... And what was that about him losing his mythic status? He has it. I was following all this for a while, but it kinda stopped so I just stopped following it.


I can understand why he left. Any future non-Clock Man topics he would post, would get trolled by people claming that he's the troll for not finding Clock Man. Until Clock man is found, his account will be tainted.

He probably has a new b.net account by now, starting over from scratch. Once a Floodian, always a Floodian.

  • 03.31.2012 7:33 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it


Posted by: BalistaGaming

Posted by: Harbinger7

Posted by: NarwhalSlayer99
Hey guys, Go to ClockHunt. It's a group I set up so we don't have to keep bumping the thread. It's open membership, but I will kick people who keep claiming Santa is troll. Thanks,
Narwhal.
But he is an attention whoring troll.

If he wanted attention, he probably would've kept being active and by now would have gotten into some deep secret, or have found out something dumb like "Pinwheel used subliminal messages", or some other -blam!- along those lines.

Also, Narwhal didn't you call Santa a troll yourself a few pages ago?


I was losing hope.

  • 03.31.2012 7:38 PM PDT
Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case

A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.

Are you sure this "clockman" even exists? And you want to see it before passing away eh...You're not dying anytime soon are you?

  • 03.31.2012 7:48 PM PDT

lol

I'm surprised this thread is still going. You would think after 2 months of searching we would have found it.

  • 03.31.2012 7:50 PM PDT

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Its back to being pinned!!! Screw bobcast and his love life.

  • 04.01.2012 9:22 AM PDT

Oh hey it came back.

  • 04.01.2012 10:25 AM PDT