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Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case

Cool Story bro, tell it again.


Posted by: speediesthalo1
The only reason this weirded me out is I drew a comic called "clock man" which involved a clock fighting a compass pineapple....

This does seem familiar...very... familiar


Are you thinking of Newgrounds Clock crew?

  • 05.13.2012 4:17 PM PDT

The world is not beautiful: And that, in a way, lends it a sort of beauty.

~Kino's Journey


Posted by: o0MrCheesy0o
How did this make it to top forum topics again?


The necromancers are out roaming the old pages.

  • 05.14.2012 2:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: ElitePurri01
Does the op know about his fame?
lol its not a meme

  • 05.14.2012 2:35 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it

I miss Halo. Maybe Halo 4 will change that.

Edit: Lol nope


Posted by: Commander Santa
It was SO. REAL. I am 99% positive it was a short cartoon/stop motion short that appeared on "Pinwheel" in the early/mid 1980's when Nickelodeon was just starting out.


Clockman is the 1%.

  • 05.17.2012 6:47 AM PDT

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I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: rraaaaawwwwwwwr
Clockman is the 1%.

Occupy Clockman?

  • 05.17.2012 8:06 AM PDT

OP is greatest troll ever...he has trolled the entire internet.

  • 05.18.2012 11:02 PM PDT

There is a certain point of tolerance that should never be reached.

Irritatingly familiar.

  • 05.18.2012 11:05 PM PDT

After Shadow Legacy left, his thread was locked. When can this thread get locked? Shadow's one had alot more discussion value than this thread anyway.

  • 05.19.2012 6:33 AM PDT

Honestly I think this thread should die about now. Santa is gone, and no one is really "searching" anymore.If Santa finds it he'll come back, but for right now this thread should go away.

  • 05.19.2012 1:42 PM PDT
Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Posted by: Tanxs
After Shadow Legacy left, his thread was locked. When can this thread get locked? Shadow's one had alot more discussion value than this thread anyway.

He didn't leave, he finished his thread. Now its just a story thread. Santa has the possibility of coming back, although it seems unlikely :c

[Edited on 05.20.2012 8:29 AM PDT]

  • 05.20.2012 8:28 AM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham???


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: rraaaaawwwwwwwr
Clockman is the 1%.

Occupy Clockman?
Lol

  • 05.20.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Loved by all, hated by the rest :3

-Blu

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71085320

Read it.

  • 05.27.2012 6:41 PM PDT

I predict that in Tens years some of the original people who started looking for the clock man will come back to the Flood or the remains of and find a post by clockman saying who,what,where, and why the clock man exists.

  • 05.28.2012 2:42 PM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Posted by: Blupenguin
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71085320

Read it.

>If I dont come back...
>If I
>If

  • 05.28.2012 2:45 PM PDT

I'm a member of the Ginyu Force. I am the fastest in the Universe.

Why are you people bumping this? Just that this troll thread die and hopefully get locked.

  • 05.28.2012 2:46 PM PDT
Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case

Who bumped this stupid thread?

  • 05.28.2012 2:59 PM PDT

Seems like the OP went through alot of research to make this Creepypasta and it was pretty well-written. The line about passing away was pretty cheesy, though.

Clue #6: Strangely, many people old enough to watch the show Pinwheel have commented that the show would put them in a dreamlike state when watching - some go as far to say they were "hypnotized" while watching and had hallucenations. Whether this is only a result of the memories being so old or something more sinister I cannot say. Although many have shared my fuzzy memory of Clock Man, others suggest that Clock Man is a result of being hypnotized by Pinwheel's allure.And this one was just a dead giveaway. Does this thread remind anyone of Candle Cove, by any chance? It was a very similar creepypasta involving an old show which never existed and the posters would gradually write about how they have memories of the show. Evidence would gather up and at the end the show was revealed to be supernatural. However, that creepypasta didn't invovle actual forum-goers but that supposed posters were actually a creation of the storyteller which is to say people remembering the show didn't actually exist.

I'm going to bet that this thread was directly inspired by that exact story.

  • 05.29.2012 11:50 PM PDT

If this is fake, die.
If it's not, please find out what it was...
I hate not knowing things, I feel horrible knowing people are forgotten...

  • 06.03.2012 9:03 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

I'd laugh if someone found the clip, and posted it here in this thread right now.

  • 06.04.2012 2:02 PM PDT
Subject: CLOCKMAN search widens - Professionals Now on the Case

Life is like a clogged toilet. It's full of crap until you do something about it.

I don't speak Karate!


Posted by: PufTheMgicDingo
Who bumped this stupid thread?


You did, dipstick.

  • 06.05.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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"This bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination...

This time, I shall reign TRIUMPHANT!"

-Dr. Cortex

This guy went from like Fabled Mythic Member to Absent Member.

Does he even care anymore?

  • 06.05.2012 2:06 PM PDT
Subject: If you can solve my 28 year old mystery - You might be rewarded for it

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

GUYS I FOND IT!!! I FOUND IT!!!

  • 06.05.2012 2:09 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
GUYS I FOND IT!!! I FOUND IT!!!

8/10
got me

  • 06.05.2012 2:12 PM PDT