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Subject: I've been deluding myself this entire time about Halo: Reach

Reach makes me want to gargle gasoline whiling jerking myself off with sandpaper.

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Posted by: Defiance
Cool -blam!- story baddie.
HEY, YOU SHUT THE F­UCK UP, ASS­HOLE.
Nope ur bad

  • 01.13.2012 8:01 PM PDT
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fkn Reachtards.

Have you ever farted out of your titty?

  • 01.13.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Reach makes me want to gargle gasoline whiling jerking myself off with sandpaper.

I usually fart out my ass

  • 01.13.2012 8:03 PM PDT
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fkn Reachtards.

That's weird.

What about you, RC my main mannnn?

  • 01.13.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Halo 3 > Reach.

If you disagree you don't know Halo.

  • 01.13.2012 8:10 PM PDT
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fkn Reachtards.

Barfing out your ass > Reach

  • 01.13.2012 8:11 PM PDT

Reach makes me want to gargle gasoline whiling jerking myself off with sandpaper.

I would rather play Hello Kitty Island Adventure than Reach

  • 01.13.2012 8:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

That's called "go spam other threads".

Why did Bungie screw up the Banshee. It doesn't even look right.

  • 01.13.2012 8:13 PM PDT

Reach makes me want to gargle gasoline whiling jerking myself off with sandpaper.

It's a big purple beluga whale

  • 01.13.2012 8:15 PM PDT
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You must confront your inabilities
You must adjust to your capabilities

If vehicles get their health back and AA's become equipment then there wouldn't be much to complain about...

  • 01.13.2012 8:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: Rakive
If vehicles get their health back and AA's become equipment then there wouldn't be much to complain about...

Movement speed, jump height, the ability to strafe without bumping up the movement speed.

Weapon balance.

Off the top of my head again.

  • 01.13.2012 8:19 PM PDT

Hi.

The acceleration of movement is the core problem with movement I think.

  • 01.13.2012 8:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: Zomechin
The acceleration of movement is the core problem with movement I think.

That along with top speed being so low.

  • 01.13.2012 8:26 PM PDT
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Don't move.
Retreat!
Boneyard Invasion Human Victory
These are images from the beta :)

i thought you said you were leaving?

p.s. adapt.

  • 01.13.2012 8:38 PM PDT

I <3 Halo:Reach - amazingly fun and best campaign + amazing Soundtrack
I <3 Halo 3:ODST - best soundtrack + Firefight + Coastal Highway and Mombassa Streets, amazingly unique campaign.
I <3 Halo 3 - best multiplayer levels + Forge + best Custom Games + soundtrack
I <3 Halo 2 - amazing huge fun campaign + soundtrack + Fun multiplayer
I <3 Halo: CE - started it all


Posted by: RC Clone
Halo 3 > Reach.

If you disagree you don't know Halo.


I like Halo:Reach better then Halo 3, and I can guarantee you I know more then Halo then you </3

  • 01.13.2012 8:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


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Posted by: RC Clone
Halo 3 > Reach.

If you disagree you don't know Halo.


I like Halo:Reach better then Halo 3, and I can guarantee you I know more then Halo then you </3

Apparently not. You see if you think Reach is good then you don't know Halo. I just said that. It's in the quote right up there ^^^

  • 01.13.2012 8:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: OO629
i thought you said you were leaving?

p.s. adapt.

I can learn to swim through diarrhea. That doesn't make it fun.

  • 01.13.2012 8:44 PM PDT

I <3 Halo:Reach - amazingly fun and best campaign + amazing Soundtrack
I <3 Halo 3:ODST - best soundtrack + Firefight + Coastal Highway and Mombassa Streets, amazingly unique campaign.
I <3 Halo 3 - best multiplayer levels + Forge + best Custom Games + soundtrack
I <3 Halo 2 - amazing huge fun campaign + soundtrack + Fun multiplayer
I <3 Halo: CE - started it all


Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: NoWise10

Posted by: RC Clone
Halo 3 > Reach.

If you disagree you don't know Halo.


I like Halo:Reach better then Halo 3, and I can guarantee you I know more then Halo then you </3

Apparently not. You see if you think Reach is good then you don't know Halo. I just said that. It's in the quote right up there ^^^


Halo:Reach is better in almost every way compared to Halo 3.

  • 01.13.2012 8:48 PM PDT

Halo Reach is so bad that when I put it in my PS3, it got the red rings.

  • 01.13.2012 8:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Nope. You are slower. You can't jump. Grenades are too strong in comparison to the previously listed speed and jump handicaps.

Vehicles are paper. Banshee bomb is instant kill which leads to Gamesagering.

  • 01.13.2012 8:50 PM PDT

I <3 Halo:Reach - amazingly fun and best campaign + amazing Soundtrack
I <3 Halo 3:ODST - best soundtrack + Firefight + Coastal Highway and Mombassa Streets, amazingly unique campaign.
I <3 Halo 3 - best multiplayer levels + Forge + best Custom Games + soundtrack
I <3 Halo 2 - amazing huge fun campaign + soundtrack + Fun multiplayer
I <3 Halo: CE - started it all


Posted by: RC Clone
Nope. You are slower. You can't jump. Grenades are too strong in comparison to the previously listed speed and jump handicaps.

Vehicles are paper. Banshee bomb is instant kill which leads to Gamesagering.


I can jump just fine, Grenades are weaker then Halo:CE, whats bad about walking a fraction of a second slower, the game still works the same, and you already said jumping.

Vehicles are paper, which is why I can go +30 in a warthog, or wraith, or ghost?

And apparently if vehicles are paper, the banshee bomb should be fine, if the vehicle can blow up so easily.

You gotta look at everything else, not the stuff you dislike.

Lets take a look, shall we?

*ahum*

Better Graphics
Amazing OST
More armor options
Better Forge
Forgeworld
More custom options
More Custom game varients
More Firefight options
Better Matchmaking veto system
better user interface on the main menu
Amazing cutscenes
Players can leave campaign without the game ending
You can rewind campaign films and film clip campaign films
The amount of Matchmaking playlist
Space battle
Pillar of Autumn
Armor abilities (really only positive, because there are a lot of playlist without them)
Civilians and civilian vehicles
Campaign has its moments
Huge variety of weapons
Variety of Enemies


Really only thing I can say is Halo 3 had some better maps then Halo:Reach.

  • 01.13.2012 9:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

I can also say Halo 3 has more fun gameplay than Reach.

Your entire list are all out of gameplay things that don't really help with the enjoyment of playing the game.

I don't care if I have file system in the menu when my enemies are armor locking every cross map stick I get.

Reach just isn't as fun to play as Halo 3 and that is the point of this thread.

  • 01.13.2012 9:04 PM PDT

Posted by: NoWise10
Civilians
Halo 3.

  • 01.13.2012 9:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: NoWise10
+30 in a warthog, or wraith, or ghost?


fking lol. I wish I had a video of deafening laughter to link as a response.

[Edited on 01.13.2012 9:06 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 9:06 PM PDT

I <3 Halo:Reach - amazingly fun and best campaign + amazing Soundtrack
I <3 Halo 3:ODST - best soundtrack + Firefight + Coastal Highway and Mombassa Streets, amazingly unique campaign.
I <3 Halo 3 - best multiplayer levels + Forge + best Custom Games + soundtrack
I <3 Halo 2 - amazing huge fun campaign + soundtrack + Fun multiplayer
I <3 Halo: CE - started it all


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Posted by: NoWise10
Civilians
Halo 3.


Voi workers had guns.
But I guess they are still civilians.

Okay, then just Civilian Vehicles we could drive, which were The Forklift, The Cart, The Traxus Truck, A regular truck, and the Civilian Truck.

  • 01.13.2012 9:07 PM PDT